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The Minnesota Family Council says it will introduce an amendment banning same-sex marriage, civil unions and domestic partnerships in Minnesota in the next few days. The group announced the new amendment push at a press conference with fundamentalist religious leaders on Tuesday.

Those leaders put forward a multifaith diatribe against gay and lesbian relationships stating that should gays get the right to marry, the world would end.

“If everyone is a gay, this world will cease to exist in 10 years,” said Ikram ul-Huq, the imam and religious director of the Muslim Community Center of Bloomington.

Ikram ul-Huq, The Minnesota Independent 68 Comments [5/21/2012 8:01:32 AM]
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Dr.Shrinker

“If everyone is a gay, this world will cease to exist in 10 years,”


In a world filled with greed, war, deprivation and misery THAT is what you choose to worry about?!?

5/21/2012 11:09:57 AM

Canuovea

Sometimes ignorance gets depressing.

5/21/2012 11:15:10 AM

Swede

We've had registered partnerships for about then years, and look; the world hasn't ended yet, and Sweden still exists.

Why would everyone suddenly be a gay? The only difference is that when gays are accepted as equals, they can be open about their sexuality. There are just as many gays then as when they can't be open about themselves, stupid!

5/21/2012 11:25:59 AM

nazani14

"The Minnesota Family Council says it will introduce an amendment"
What district were they elected from?

Ikram, you do realise that when they're done with the gays, they have some "amendments" in store for you?

5/21/2012 11:26:25 AM

Dr. Razark

He's got a point. This is just like when they repealed the laws preventing mixed race couples from getting married. Y'all remember when everyone turned black, right?

"If everyone is a gay..."
If everyone was female, the human race would cease to exist in a generation. You wouldn't say the being female is evil, would you?
imam, religious director, fundamentalist religious leader, Muslim
Uh, forget I asked.

5/21/2012 11:30:32 AM



homosexuality is not some disease that everyone catches you fucktard.

5/21/2012 11:52:56 AM

Leighton Buzzard

@ #1405540: why would leftists support the Southern Baptists?

5/21/2012 11:57:34 AM

Table Rock

That's right. Homosexuals gain the power to destroy planets once they reach sufficient numbers.

5/21/2012 12:06:00 PM

Old Viking

If everyone farts at the same time, all living things will die that instant.

5/21/2012 12:22:32 PM

Brendan Rizzo

@ C_V:

No, and that is not what I said. I said that it's gotten to the point where even the immigrants (I'm assuming the guy with the foreign name is an immigrant; even he isn't it's likely his parents are) that come to the US are incurably stupid fundies. Clearly education has failed us.

5/21/2012 12:36:49 PM

Xotan

Since when did everyone become in danger of being gay?

Does this mean I am in danger of becoming straight? It would be mighty inconvenient seeing as my partner and I got married only on 29 February.

Is there some anti-straight vaccine I can get?

5/21/2012 12:56:46 PM

Anon

I feel a need to apologize for Minnesota, despite not having lived in the state for the past seven years.

5/21/2012 1:08:00 PM

TheJebusFire

“If everyone is a gay, this world will cease to exist in 10 years,”

And if everyone started popping out as many babies as possible we would run out of resources and die. What was your point?

5/21/2012 2:31:19 PM

Renon

And if the next generation were entirely women, the human race would die out too! Oh wait, THAT has a statistically better chance of happening, and you're not coming down on women! Oh wait, you probably are.

5/21/2012 3:26:17 PM

Big Jilm

You Muslim knuckledraggers are as stupid as your Christian counterparts.

Logic-challenged.

Allowing adults to marry other adults of their choosing is in no way going to lead to forcing everyone to be gay.

God damn you're too stupid to breathe my fucking air.

5/21/2012 3:58:20 PM

Ninjafuya

OH SHIT GAY MARRIAGE JUST GOT LEGALISED...OMG ITS HAPPENING!!! MUST...NOT....LOOK..AT..DICKS..!!Arghhh

5/21/2012 4:10:07 PM

CanadianBroad

What is it with religious freaks and "everyone will catch teh gay" if these ammendments fail?

We've had gay marriage for ...I dunno ... at least a decade now, and apparently it has no effect on how many homosexuals there are.

It just means that the few openly gay kids at my son junior high (oops - middle school, sorry) can walk home without fear of being beaten or killed.

No-one cares here anymore. Well, no-one sane anyways.

5/21/2012 4:44:28 PM

Alencon

But everyone isn't gay. Only a small percentage of the population is gay. I still don't understand how allowing these people to enter into a long term committment to each other, and extending to them the legal benefits that heterosexual couples enjoy, hurts anyone else.

Can anyone explain this to me?

5/21/2012 5:25:26 PM

Robespierre

Let us take comfort in the knowledge that in a century this lot of crazies will be regarded to be as vile and despicable as, say, inquisitors or slave traders.

5/21/2012 6:01:37 PM

Extraintrovert

The USA seriously needs to get its fucking act together. I know that not everyone - or even the majority - of people there are like this, but when governments and religious institutions are treated as more important than the rights of actual PEOPLE in a supposedly developed nation, to the point where innumerable laws are passed making it legal to discriminate against them, something has gone very wrong somewhere along the way.

5/21/2012 8:36:34 PM

TheReasonator

"“If everyone is a gay, this world will cease to exist in 10 years,” said Ikram ul-Huq, the imam and religious director of the Muslim Community Center of Bloomington."

If everyone was gay everyone would use in-vitro fertilization, but without unwanted pregnancies there wouldn't be any need to worry about overpopulation.

I'm not saying heterosexuals are destroying the world but that argument makes a lot more sense than gays destroying the world.

5/21/2012 8:56:38 PM

Philbert McAdamia

@ breakerslion
Funny, I read that, "said Ikram ul-Huq, the imam and religious dictator of the Muslim Community Center of Bloomington."

I'm an old car buff.
Studebaker for several years named their models, Champion, Commander, Commodore, President and Dictator. They dropped the Dictator name at the onset of WW2. I've talked to people who own that model, and they refer to them as Directors, because they don't want to say that other word {shudder}. You aren't the only person to transpose the two. It's like the fundies who write G_d because they're afraid to mention the awful name of their close, personal friend who loves them so.
And it isn't even his goddamned name.


5/21/2012 9:37:22 PM

rebel

Many states or countries have civil unions or gay marriage. They have yet to crumble. Those gays sure do take their time!
And, correct me if I'm wrong, but if everyone were gay, all that would happen is less people would have babies. There would be, of course, maternal (or paternal) people who would find surrogates and then "do it the old fashioned way." And why do these people never acknowledge the Bisexual people?!

5/21/2012 11:07:19 PM

Dee

“If everyone is a gay, this world will cease to exist in 10 years,”

IVF anyone? Oh and PS: people don't die after 10 years you fuckwad

5/22/2012 1:33:17 AM

Mister Spak

"Those leaders put forward a multifaith diatribe against gay and lesbian relationships stating that should gays get the right to marry, the world would end. "

Does this diatribe include muslims?

*reads next sentence*

Are you aware this amendment is based on sharia?

5/22/2012 5:33:56 AM
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