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IF WOMEN knew the truth about the causes of breast cancer, would they behave with such silliness and immodesty at breast cancer fundraising events such as the recent Moonwalk in London? Would they be so enthusiastic about supporting the organizations that are, if not lying to them, at least consistently downplaying the truth?

The truth is, feminism causes breast cancer.

Abortion, delayed childbearing, childlessness, lack of breastfeeding, the birth control pill – many medical experts agree these phenomena, all abundantly supported by feminists, are connected to the striking increase in breast cancer in Western women.


Laura Wood, Thinking Housewife 51 Comments [5/21/2012 8:14:45 AM]
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Renon

Then you should go to a breast cancer rally and tell all the women to stop being feminists in order to get better. I bet that'll go swimmingly.

5/21/2012 3:24:27 PM

Big Jilm

Well, this is easily demonstrably true or false. I wonder if the OP checked the Breast Cancer statistics of non-Western cultures.

Doubt it. Most fundtards cite their own ass.

5/21/2012 3:56:22 PM

Thinking Allowed

Really? Please tell that to my very christian aunt who has 5 children all of whom she breast fed without taking birth control.

5/21/2012 6:28:08 PM

Extraintrovert

"Abortion, delayed childbearing, childlessness, lack of breastfeeding, the birth control pill [...] connected to the striking increase in breast cancer"

Correlation does not equal causation. Considering that there are a lot of OTHER factors similar across "western" societies, there could easily be a much more potent element that contributes to breast cancer.

@Gloria
Thank you for that. I was about to join in the [citation needed] quips, before your comment made me realise it might be beneficial to do some research anyway.

@Thinking Allowed
An example does not equal a thesis; most trends, no matter how strong, have their exceptions.

5/21/2012 8:29:32 PM

rebel

Care to name these so called "medical experts" and their studies?

5/21/2012 11:22:37 PM

Mister Spak

"many medical experts agree these phenomena, all abundantly supported by feminists, are connected to the striking increase in breast cancer in Western women. "

Fundies posing as medical experts make this claim. Actual medical experts say you're full of shit.

5/22/2012 5:32:14 AM

SpukiKitty

Well, fundyism & sexism causes severe neurological damage!

5/22/2012 8:02:04 AM



I notice you emphasize women, put it in all caps denoting contempt to boot. Further use of 'they' instead of 'we' indicates separation, tone suggests contempt again.

From your choice of language alone I infer that you are male long before pondering your conspicuous lack of familiarity with the daily life and concerns of a woman from any walk of life or your belief that men must dominate all aspects of existence.

5/22/2012 8:45:47 AM

werewolf

And being a dick causes testicular cancer. Being an asshole causes prostate cancer and narcissism causes melanoma.

Who needs all that messy science stuff?

5/22/2012 10:32:07 AM

Berny

Following your logic, my friends sisters, her mother, and several of her aunts would still be alive. They were practicing Christians, did not use birth control, never had abortions, and all had children they breastfed. Yet they all died of breast cancer.
Laura Woods, you are a gullible tool of the fundies.

5/22/2012 10:53:36 AM

tranz2deep

Laura is writing to the wrong board, as that's not thinking at all, just regurgitation of stuff she got told.

5/22/2012 1:36:26 PM

Clarke

That's quite a leap in logic there, Laura! How did you arrive to this conclusion?

5/22/2012 1:39:43 PM

Jessica

OK, before feminism. . .
No, further back. . .
Before women had the vote, before they had any legal rights, when they were just property of their male relatives, baby machines, giving birth again and again until it killed them, no woman died of breast cancer.
Madam, you are a disgrace to the female sex.

5/22/2012 1:49:30 PM

myheadhurts

Men! Start breast feeding immediately!!!!

Waaaait a minute...

5/22/2012 8:32:36 PM

aaa

This is such blatant BS that you should be ashamed to even have thought it up, let alone vomit it to the internet.

5/23/2012 2:44:09 AM

Pup

@#1405581

To be fair, so does drinking a cup of coffee or standing in the sun...

5/23/2012 2:59:50 AM

Pilotess

The pill can indeed have some undesired side effects, like blood clots especially in older women or women who are smokers. However, most medication have unintended side effects and it is between a patient and the dr. to decide if the positive outweigh the negative. That is true for all medication, including birth control.

5/23/2012 11:26:55 AM



Go away and google the word 'phenomenon'
I'll wait....
There, now do you understand why you're full of shit?

5/23/2012 12:20:06 PM

Raised by Horses

You fail womanhood forever.

5/24/2012 8:16:20 AM

SpukiKitty

Only a fundy would be incapable of realizing that plenty of "Commie Pinko Femnazi Satanist Atheist Whatevers" are also breastfeeding moms with a few kids who are homemakers.

5/24/2012 9:15:28 AM

SpukiKitty

"FEMINISM CAUSES BREAST CANCER!"

WATCHING TALK SHOWS CAUSES TOE CHEESE!

WORKING AT SEARS CAUSES HEMMOROIDS!

DRAWING PICTURES CAUSES HEART ATTACKS!

JOINING THE MOOSE LODGE CAUSES COLITIS!

SHOPPING FOR SHOES CAUSES SEIZURES!

BRUSHING YOUR TEETH CAUSES BLINDNESS, ECZEMA, ACNE & DEATH!

GOING TO FUNDY RELIGIOUS WORSHIP SERVICES CAUSES SEVERE HEAD INJURIES & NEUROLOGICAL DAMAGE (This last one, unlike the others, is 100% accurate!)!!!

5/24/2012 9:39:20 AM

elphada

This housewife would slap the shit out of you if you were standing in front of me so your mental status returns to actual thinking. I've had 2 friends to succumb to this horrific disease. You just made their deaths a ha, ha...told you so joke. Freakin' lunatic. Go to hell.

5/24/2012 7:36:31 PM

F

Tell me this is a Poe, or a satire like Betty Bowers....

5/25/2012 5:52:48 PM

Blue the Thief

I'm not sure who makes less sense, this idiot, or this idiot:



I'm going to go for the first one.

5/25/2012 8:22:48 PM

Nowonmai

Liar.

5/25/2012 10:49:15 PM
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