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Masons do not allow the name Jesus be used in their prayers in their lodges. They are afraid of offending any non-Christians who may be present. Speaks volunes and tells us all we really need to know.

The red fez worn by the Shriners comes from the times when muslims would slaughter Christians and dip their white fez they wore in the blood of the Christians.

Freemasonry is evil, end of story. The end goal is Satan worship. Many of those that are in oit don't realize that until they have too much time and money "invested" in it.

Daniel1210, Rapture Ready 48 Comments [5/28/2012 11:33:52 AM]
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ayzie

Dried blood is brown.

5/28/2012 11:38:23 AM

sandchigger

Dried blood is brown. Also, Shriners and Freemasons are two different groups.

5/28/2012 11:48:28 AM

checkmate

Freemasons are pretty far down on my list of things to worry about. In fact, they're not even on it.

Who gives a fuck about the Freemasons?

5/28/2012 11:56:22 AM

Lady Evil

Someone should tell the Doctor not to wear his fez anymore.

5/28/2012 11:56:33 AM

\m/>_<\m/

@ayzie:and oxydes white when exposed to sunlight.

the reason freemasons don't use "jesus" is because they are deists. they believe in the "great architect", or something to that effect. not satan, not jesus, nothing else but believing in a higher power. end of story

5/28/2012 12:03:08 PM

SpukiKitty

OH NO! A bunch of geezers in Bermuda shorts named Hubert will run us over with their miniature cars!

5/28/2012 12:04:10 PM

Rabbit of Caerbannog


5/28/2012 12:24:10 PM

Old Viking

So one Turk says to another, "I can't recall your name, but your fez is familiar."

5/28/2012 12:30:29 PM

The_L

Shh! Nobody tell Daniel that George Washington was a Freemason. It might make his head explode!

5/28/2012 12:51:22 PM

Brendan Rizzo

They're still going on about the Freemasons?!

5/28/2012 1:20:46 PM

Reynardine

Damn, you're dull-witted.

5/28/2012 1:33:19 PM



oh fuck you with a rusty fish scaler Daniel


if it weren't for the Shriners I'd have spent my life in a wheelchair and possibly both feet amputated

5/28/2012 1:45:22 PM



Many of the Founding Fathers were Freemasons, and Romney, the next candidate you're going to vote for, belongs to a cult that stole many of its stupid secret temple rituals and symbols from the Freemasons, right down to the secret handshakes they think they'll need to get into heaven and the "sacred" masonic symbols on their magic underwear.

Whatever will you do?

5/28/2012 1:53:45 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Freemasonry is evil, end of story. But allow me to continue...ad nauseum. etc., etc.

@#1407552
if it weren't for the Shriners I'd have spent my life in a wheelchair and possibly both feet amputated

But then, you see, Gawd could have grown you new feet. Like he always does. (Could but won't.)

5/28/2012 2:06:53 PM

Dawn

@sandchigger: Actually, you have to be a Freemason to join the Shrine - it's a group made up of high level Freemasons. IIRC, you have to be a 32 level Freemason to become a Shriner (my grandfather was one, and my ex-husband was invited to join the Shriners)

Oh, and atheists can't join. You don't have to be Christian, but you DO have to have belief in a "higher being"...

5/28/2012 2:23:20 PM

Papabear

And yet, I'd bet dollars to dust you're one of the ones who wanders about babbling "Why don't those people like us?

5/28/2012 2:50:33 PM

Ebon

"Masons do not allow the name Jesus be used in their prayers in their lodges. They are afraid of offending any non-Christians who may be present. Speaks volunes and tells us all we really need to know."

That you're willing to lie your ass off? It certainly does. There are no group prayers in most Masonic lodges. There is often a moment of silent prayer during which the Mason may pray to whomever they like.

Secondly, this is just the Taxil hoax again. The guy who originated this bullshit about Masonry being Satanic gleefully admitted that the whole thing was a hoax designed to make the RCC look foolish.

5/28/2012 3:27:22 PM

elphada

So...when I hear AFR whine about the USA being steeped in the Christian faith shall we ignore that some of our FF were Masons? Sounds to me you weren't invited to join the Freemasons. My father attained the highest rank after many years and I'll kiss your arse if he's evil. Same for my brother and both my grandfathers. Fortunately they'd just ignore your ignorant ass if you confronted them. You wouldn't because you're chicken shit.

5/28/2012 4:21:20 PM

checkmate

@Dawn

Actually, you have to be a Freemason to join the Shrine - it's a group made up of high level Freemasons. IIRC, you have to be a 32 level Freemason to become a Shriner

Wow, like I'm totally impressed.

Yawn.

I knew a high level Mason once. He was the most boring, gray, combover, Hush Puppy, etc. piece of wallpaper I've ever met. Uggh.

5/28/2012 4:30:48 PM

werewolf

If only there was such a service as free masonry? A simple fucking garden wall and it cost me almost a thousand bucks.

I'd say free masonry and free labor would be great.

5/28/2012 4:31:34 PM

Mr Awesome

Aren't the fvreemasons just a bunch of pretentious old men who slug brewskis and complain about how their grandchildren don't call often enough?

5/28/2012 5:19:55 PM

Martha Jones

I hate fezzes as much as the next person, but the Shriners are just a bunch of guys talking shop. Sheesh.

5/28/2012 6:29:45 PM

TB Tabby

The red fez worn by the Shriners comes from the times when muslims would slaughter Christians and dip their white fez they wore in the blood of the Christians.

Lying for the Lord, lying for the Lord, screw the Ninth Commandment, we're lying for the Lord!

5/28/2012 7:21:01 PM

SpukiKitty

"The red fez worn by the Shriners comes from the times when muslims would slaughter Christians and dip their white fez they wore in the blood of the Christians."

I gather this person also believes Jack Chick.

(I saw a newer version of this tract & this bit was removed).

5/28/2012 7:46:00 PM

Mr Awesome

@Martha Jones
What do you got against fezzes? Fezzes are cool.

5/28/2012 8:26:05 PM
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