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#1407438
ayzie
Dried blood is brown.
5/28/2012 11:38:23 AM
#1407445
sandchigger
Dried blood is brown. Also, Shriners and Freemasons are two different groups.
5/28/2012 11:48:28 AM
#1407454
checkmate
Freemasons are pretty far down on my list of things to worry about. In fact, they're not even on it.
Who gives a fuck about the Freemasons?
5/28/2012 11:56:22 AM
#1407455
Lady Evil
Someone should tell the Doctor not to wear his fez anymore.
5/28/2012 11:56:33 AM
#1407466
\m/>_<\m/
@ayzie:and oxydes white when exposed to sunlight.
the reason freemasons don't use "jesus" is because they are deists. they believe in the "great architect", or something to that effect. not satan, not jesus, nothing else but believing in a higher power. end of story
5/28/2012 12:03:08 PM
#1407469
SpukiKitty
OH NO! A bunch of geezers in Bermuda shorts named Hubert will run us over with their miniature cars!
5/28/2012 12:04:10 PM
#1407488
Rabbit of Caerbannog
5/28/2012 12:24:10 PM
#1407499
Old Viking
So one Turk says to another, "I can't recall your name, but your fez is familiar."
5/28/2012 12:30:29 PM
#1407520
The_L
Shh! Nobody tell Daniel that George Washington was a Freemason. It might make his head explode!
5/28/2012 12:51:22 PM
#1407536
Brendan Rizzo
They're still going on about the Freemasons?!
5/28/2012 1:20:46 PM
#1407544
Reynardine
Damn, you're dull-witted.
5/28/2012 1:33:19 PM
#1407552
oh fuck you with a rusty fish scaler Daniel
if it weren't for the Shriners I'd have spent my life in a wheelchair and possibly both feet amputated
5/28/2012 1:45:22 PM
#1407557
Many of the Founding Fathers were Freemasons, and Romney, the next candidate you're going to vote for, belongs to a cult that stole many of its stupid secret temple rituals and symbols from the Freemasons, right down to the secret handshakes they think they'll need to get into heaven and the "sacred" masonic symbols on their magic underwear.
Whatever will you do?
5/28/2012 1:53:45 PM
#1407566
Philbert McAdamia
Freemasonry is evil, end of story. But allow me to continue...ad nauseum. etc., etc.
@#1407552
if it weren't for the Shriners I'd have spent my life in a wheelchair and possibly both feet amputated
But then, you see, Gawd could have grown you new feet. Like he always does. (Could but won't.)
5/28/2012 2:06:53 PM
#1407571
Dawn
@sandchigger: Actually, you have to be a Freemason to join the Shrine - it's a group made up of high level Freemasons. IIRC, you have to be a 32 level Freemason to become a Shriner (my grandfather was one, and my ex-husband was invited to join the Shriners)
Oh, and atheists can't join. You don't have to be Christian, but you DO have to have belief in a "higher being"...
5/28/2012 2:23:20 PM
#1407580
Papabear
And yet, I'd bet dollars to dust you're one of the ones who wanders about babbling "Why don't those people like us?
5/28/2012 2:50:33 PM
#1407597
Ebon
"Masons do not allow the name Jesus be used in their prayers in their lodges. They are afraid of offending any non-Christians who may be present. Speaks volunes and tells us all we really need to know."
That you're willing to lie your ass off? It certainly does. There are no group prayers in most Masonic lodges. There is often a moment of silent prayer during which the Mason may pray to whomever they like.
Secondly, this is just the Taxil hoax again. The guy who originated this bullshit about Masonry being Satanic gleefully admitted that the whole thing was a hoax designed to make the RCC look foolish.
5/28/2012 3:27:22 PM
#1407621
elphada
So...when I hear AFR whine about the USA being steeped in the Christian faith shall we ignore that some of our FF were Masons? Sounds to me you weren't invited to join the Freemasons. My father attained the highest rank after many years and I'll kiss your arse if he's evil. Same for my brother and both my grandfathers. Fortunately they'd just ignore your ignorant ass if you confronted them. You wouldn't because you're chicken shit.
5/28/2012 4:21:20 PM
#1407627
checkmate
@Dawn
Actually, you have to be a Freemason to join the Shrine - it's a group made up of high level Freemasons. IIRC, you have to be a 32 level Freemason to become a Shriner
Wow, like I'm totally impressed.
Yawn.
I knew a high level Mason once. He was the most boring, gray, combover, Hush Puppy, etc. piece of wallpaper I've ever met. Uggh.
5/28/2012 4:30:48 PM
#1407629
werewolf
If only there was such a service as free masonry? A simple fucking garden wall and it cost me almost a thousand bucks.
I'd say free masonry and free labor would be great.
5/28/2012 4:31:34 PM
#1407650
Mr Awesome
Aren't the fvreemasons just a bunch of pretentious old men who slug brewskis and complain about how their grandchildren don't call often enough?
5/28/2012 5:19:55 PM
#1407682
Martha Jones
I hate fezzes as much as the next person, but the Shriners are just a bunch of guys talking shop. Sheesh.
5/28/2012 6:29:45 PM
#1407699
TB Tabby
The red fez worn by the Shriners comes from the times when muslims would slaughter Christians and dip their white fez they wore in the blood of the Christians.
Lying for the Lord, lying for the Lord, screw the Ninth Commandment, we're lying for the Lord!
5/28/2012 7:21:01 PM
#1407706
SpukiKitty"The red fez worn by the Shriners comes from the times when muslims would slaughter Christians and dip their white fez they wore in the blood of the Christians."
I gather this person also believes Jack Chick.
(I saw a newer version of this tract & this bit was removed).
5/28/2012 7:46:00 PM
#1407717
Mr Awesome
@Martha Jones
What do you got against fezzes? Fezzes are cool.
5/28/2012 8:26:05 PM
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