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Every once in awhile I let my 4yr old watch cartoons, and she loves Max and Ruby, the two children rabbits that may live alone cause they never show a parent (except for the occasional grandma rabbit). Well, today's show was about Cinderella, Ruby and her friend were pretending they were both the fairy tale maid-turned-princess, while the brother rabbit was doing stuff. Long story short, the grandma came over to find the real cinderella (i.e. whom ever's foot fit in the glass slipper), and lo andbehold, it fit only on the brother rabbit (not the girls).

I have now cancelled my cable.

livin_in_the_Son, Rapture Forums 71 Comments [5/28/2012 11:43:15 AM]
Fundie Index: 80
WTF?! || meh

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Too late, your children have already contracted teh gay. Your only option is to beat it out of them.

5/28/2012 11:52:56 AM


Oh no! Children who are thinking outside the box! Whatever will we DO?

5/28/2012 11:57:07 AM

Concerned Brit

For crying out loud, don't encourage them, think of the children!

Seriously though, what are these people taking, they're hallucinating homosexuality into everything...

5/28/2012 11:59:12 AM


Apparently, you haven't seen the show before. Every episode has a twist like that. It's toddler comedy. My daughter ate it up when she was two or three. She still does if she wants mindless entertainment. It's like me watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force. :)

5/28/2012 12:02:02 PM


o_0 wut? cancelling your cable just for a silly gag? bugs bunny was in drag like every fourth episode! get a better reason, dipstick!

5/28/2012 12:08:57 PM


Jeez, nobody ever gets the real point of the Cinderella story.

The moral is: if you take enough drugs, you can crash any party you want, drink the booze and screw the host, as long as you get out in time. Just don't tell your mom or sisters.

Great for kids! End of story.

5/28/2012 12:11:10 PM

Old Viking

This message is brought to you by a religion that is threatened by cartoon rabbits.

5/28/2012 12:21:44 PM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

...you tellin' me how to raise my kids?

5/28/2012 12:27:32 PM

Not Today

You must not have watched much on cable if Max and Ruby is the worst thing you've come across.

5/28/2012 12:29:28 PM


Jeez, overkill much?

"Gay rabbit on one show on one channel, cancelled my cable."

"Aslan approved of a boy in Narnia, clearly homosexual, burned all the books in my house."

"I saw a homosexual walking down the street, I blew up the entire city."

5/28/2012 12:31:17 PM


This is what your religion is threatened by.

5/28/2012 12:36:32 PM


Oh noez, can't let kids contract Teh Ghey from cartoons of rabbits wearing shoes!

5/28/2012 12:48:28 PM

Filin De Blanc

Probably should've been watching My Little Pony. Not because it's particularly heterosexual, but because it's awesome.

5/28/2012 12:49:21 PM


You know, the gag probably wasn't "hohoho faggot Cinderella" but "Hohohoho the only person who qualifies can't appreciate it."

5/28/2012 1:04:15 PM

Like the meaningless triangle on Tinky Winky's head, just because your paranoia tells you every little thing implies something to do with the evil gay agenda doesn't mean it actually does.

5/28/2012 1:10:34 PM


Isn't this a bit of a stretch even for a fundie? It's quite a leap from "the slipper only fits the boy rabbit" to homosexuality isn't it?

5/28/2012 1:12:12 PM

Brendan Rizzo

I am just wondering how widespread this sort of thing is. I have come to expect it from Americans, but is it so taboo elsewhere?

5/28/2012 1:13:34 PM

"I have now canceled my cable"

Yeah. That'll show 'em. They only have 98 million more subscribers left. I'm sure they'll be taking Max and Ruby of the air any day now, just to get you back.

We better not tell her about the reruns of Will and Grace that show on the non-cable networks. She'll throw her whole TV out the window.

5/28/2012 1:14:08 PM


Isn't this a bit of a stretch even for a fundie? It's quite a leap from "ther slipper only fits the boy rabbit" to homosexuality isn't it?

5/28/2012 1:15:09 PM


Haa haa! I bet Jesus would punch you in the face.

5/28/2012 1:24:34 PM


The boy rabbit has smaller feet, so you cancelled the cable? Ubi est sequitur?

5/28/2012 1:27:35 PM


"Every once in awhile I let my 4yr old watch cartoons".

Every once in a while? So not only are you a moronic bigot, you're also cruel. What does she watch the rest of the time? Faithville?

5/28/2012 1:45:18 PM


That's nice, but your side is still losing.

5/28/2012 1:50:03 PM


Great! Now if you could just cancel that Internet provider...

5/28/2012 2:25:20 PM


That's good, otherwise the Raptard police would have arrested you for failure to over-react.

5/28/2012 2:37:16 PM
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