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[Humans are apes in the same way that ducks are birds, and for the same reason.]

That's not a very good comparison because...well ducks ARE birds...

Abishalom, Atheist Forums 69 Comments [5/29/2012 9:03:20 AM]
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Submitted By: Kinnell
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Berny

Abishalom is very thick, the same way a concrete bunker is thick, and for the same reason.

5/29/2012 9:16:00 AM

Frelus

“comically/completely missing the point“ award?

5/29/2012 9:16:24 AM

Whitleylad

Abishalom, you is funny.

5/29/2012 9:26:17 AM

Mister Spak

That's not a very good response because...well humans ARE apes.

5/29/2012 9:28:42 AM

Reynardine

Abishalom, have a banana.

5/29/2012 9:31:30 AM

Frelus

Damn my autorefresh

5/29/2012 9:34:01 AM

Doctor Whom

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's the point!

5/29/2012 9:43:26 AM



So close, yet so far.

5/29/2012 9:58:14 AM

breakerslion

Doctor Whom for the win.

Somebody want to hand Abishalom a step ladder and try again?

5/29/2012 10:04:58 AM

rw23

But...but...what about crocoducks?

5/29/2012 10:09:19 AM

anevilmeme

Swing and a miss.

So near.....yet so far......

5/29/2012 10:17:10 AM

Jeff Weskamp

And humans and apes ARE primates. And dogs and wolves ARE canids. And lions, tigers, and cats ARE felids.

5/29/2012 10:37:19 AM

COVIZAPIBETEFOKY

Teehee!

5/29/2012 10:37:31 AM

Doubting Thomas

zzzzzzzZZZZZEEEEEEEOOOOWWWMMMM!!!!!!!

That's the sound of the point going over Abishalom's head.

5/29/2012 10:47:09 AM

Ren

WHOOOOOOOSH

5/29/2012 10:52:37 AM

Osiris

Willfull stupidity. Not even a babies first pop-up book on evolution would get through to these people.

5/29/2012 10:55:18 AM

DarkfireTaimatsu

I will leave you with this abstract thought: Is a penguin a bird or a duck?

5/29/2012 11:54:39 AM

Old Viking

Ostriches are birds, too. But they don't need big wings because they don't fly. Or something.

5/29/2012 12:13:16 PM

Papabear

Well, that withering rebuttal certainly set me straight.

5/29/2012 12:29:38 PM



...and humans are apes. It's a very good comparison.

5/29/2012 12:35:17 PM

Leighton Buzzard

If it quacks like an idiot ....

5/29/2012 12:37:53 PM

D Laurier

Its a perfectly good comparison.

5/29/2012 12:41:31 PM



. <---- The point













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5/29/2012 12:52:01 PM

Prager

Abishalom, not the brightest sheeple in the pew, is he?

5/29/2012 2:19:30 PM

\m/>_<\m/

@#1408103: why didn't i think of that? +1 interwebz

to all: +1 cookie, that's hilarious

sometimes the jokes write themselves. thanks abislalom, you throw a mean curve ball straight into left field!

5/29/2012 2:30:34 PM
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