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Quote# 87580

[Humans are apes in the same way that ducks are birds, and for the same reason.]

That's not a very good comparison because...well ducks ARE birds...

Abishalom, Atheist Forums 68 Comments [5/29/2012 9:03:20 AM]
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#1407944

Berny

Abishalom is very thick, the same way a concrete bunker is thick, and for the same reason.

5/29/2012 9:16:00 AM

#1407946

Frelus

“comically/completely missing the point“ award?

5/29/2012 9:16:24 AM

#1407953

Whitleylad

Abishalom, you is funny.

5/29/2012 9:26:17 AM

#1407955

Mister Spak

That's not a very good response because...well humans ARE apes.

5/29/2012 9:28:42 AM

#1407958

Reynardine

Abishalom, have a banana.

5/29/2012 9:31:30 AM

#1407960

Frelus

Damn my autorefresh

5/29/2012 9:34:01 AM

#1407971

Doctor Whom

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's the point!

5/29/2012 9:43:26 AM

#1407986

So close, yet so far.

5/29/2012 9:58:14 AM

#1407993

breakerslion

Doctor Whom for the win.

Somebody want to hand Abishalom a step ladder and try again?

5/29/2012 10:04:58 AM

#1407997

rw23

But...but...what about crocoducks?

5/29/2012 10:09:19 AM

#1408001

anevilmeme

Swing and a miss.

So near.....yet so far......

5/29/2012 10:17:10 AM

#1408022

Jeff Weskamp

And humans and apes ARE primates. And dogs and wolves ARE canids. And lions, tigers, and cats ARE felids.

5/29/2012 10:37:19 AM

#1408023

COVIZAPIBETEFOKY

Teehee!

5/29/2012 10:37:31 AM

#1408030

Doubting Thomas

zzzzzzzZZZZZEEEEEEEOOOOWWWMMMM!!!!!!!

That's the sound of the point going over Abishalom's head.

5/29/2012 10:47:09 AM

#1408036

Ren

WHOOOOOOOSH

5/29/2012 10:52:37 AM

#1408037

Osiris

Willfull stupidity. Not even a babies first pop-up book on evolution would get through to these people.

5/29/2012 10:55:18 AM

#1408065

DarkfireTaimatsu

I will leave you with this abstract thought: Is a penguin a bird or a duck?

5/29/2012 11:54:39 AM

#1408076

Old Viking

Ostriches are birds, too. But they don't need big wings because they don't fly. Or something.

5/29/2012 12:13:16 PM

#1408085

Papabear

Well, that withering rebuttal certainly set me straight.

5/29/2012 12:29:38 PM

#1408090

...and humans are apes. It's a very good comparison.

5/29/2012 12:35:17 PM

#1408093

Leighton Buzzard

If it quacks like an idiot ....

5/29/2012 12:37:53 PM

#1408096

D Laurier

Its a perfectly good comparison.

5/29/2012 12:41:31 PM

#1408103

. <---- The point

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- <---- Abishalom and his concrete skull.
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5/29/2012 12:52:01 PM

#1408129

Prager

Abishalom, not the brightest sheeple in the pew, is he?

5/29/2012 2:19:30 PM

#1408132

\m/>_<\m/

@#1408103: why didn't i think of that? +1 interwebz

to all: +1 cookie, that's hilarious

sometimes the jokes write themselves. thanks abislalom, you throw a mean curve ball straight into left field!

5/29/2012 2:30:34 PM

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