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[Humans are apes in the same way that ducks are birds, and for the same reason.]

That's not a very good comparison because...well ducks ARE birds...

Abishalom, Atheist Forums 69 Comments [5/29/2012 9:03:20 AM]
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Submitted By: Kinnell
WTF?! || meh
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Renon

This is like a sprint race to the truth, and Abishalom stopped just short because he's afraid of yellow tape.

5/29/2012 2:36:15 PM



Kind of the damned point.

5/29/2012 2:41:28 PM

J. James

I loves me some cladistics.

5/29/2012 3:53:17 PM

clockworkgirl21


5/29/2012 3:58:20 PM

Blue the Thief


5/29/2012 3:59:00 PM

John

Actually, humans are hominoids the same way ducks are antanoids. "Hominoid" is another word for "ape".

5/29/2012 4:39:13 PM

aaa

WOOSH, goes the point.

5/29/2012 6:42:54 PM

VioletBeauregarde

I read it and all I saw was this: Derp derp derp!
Derpity derp a derp derp! "...because...well ducks ARE birds!"
No Sh*t Sherlock Award, anyone?

5/29/2012 6:50:16 PM

Percy Q. Shunn


5/29/2012 9:13:15 PM

Thinking Allowed


5/29/2012 9:29:23 PM

Raised by Horses


5/29/2012 10:13:03 PM

JD

Ducks are birds. very good. GOOD JOB.
Now just one more little step an... wait, where are you going? NOT THE CLIFF, NO, ABISHALOM, DON'T JUMP

5/29/2012 10:20:49 PM

rebel

Really!? Never would have guessed!!!

5/29/2012 10:21:13 PM

rrpostal

I'm assuming he was just trying to be funny and the actual gist of the message was "nuh-uh".

5/29/2012 10:57:15 PM

tranz2deep

Exactly.

5/30/2012 2:23:35 AM

another_swede

This is one of the funniest quotes i've seen on fstds.

5/30/2012 5:50:57 AM

Jleomorgan@gmail.com

Yeah, true it's funny, but most people I know, atheist and religious alike, have a mental picture of 'ape' as 'gorilla' or similar. Yes we're wrong, but it's a really common mistake. I can't get to excited over this.

5/30/2012 6:24:57 AM

Brendan Rizzo

So basically... no, except yes?

5/30/2012 7:42:30 AM

Agahnim

And humans are apes. Duh!

But to be honest, a better comparison is that humans are hominids like how ducks, geese, and swans are all waterfowl (family Anatidae).

5/30/2012 10:11:45 AM

Ebon

This is my head. This is my desk. This is the sound of one hitting the other. Ow.

5/30/2012 1:49:17 PM

SpukiKitty

This thread is great! Thank you guys for your hilarious responses to this incurable idiot's deranged comment. You all each win a bazillion cookies!

5/30/2012 2:45:30 PM

Oh My Dog!

Humans are apes in the same way that ducks are birds, and for the same reason

Why yes, yes they are.

5/30/2012 2:56:51 PM

CanadianBroad

Quack, quack ...

So, if she ... weighs the same as a duck?

She's a Witch!!

5/30/2012 4:15:53 PM

Arctic_Guy

I'm sorry, my brain needs time to cope with the fact that Abishalom took a swing, stopping it a hairs breadth of the point, and then moved to Andromeda galaxy to finish the swing.

DOES. NOT. FUCKING. COMPUTE!!!!

5/31/2012 6:47:55 AM

Horsefeathers

"That's not a very good comparison because...well ducks ARE birds..."

Bingo!

5/31/2012 6:59:43 AM
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