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[Humans are apes in the same way that ducks are birds, and for the same reason.]

That's not a very good comparison because...well ducks ARE birds...

Abishalom, Atheist Forums 69 Comments [5/29/2012 9:03:20 AM]
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Submitted By: Kinnell
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Fundies Make Me Sick

What a moron.

5/31/2012 7:00:35 AM

Karana

...and humans ARE apes....


Dammit you're stupid.

5/31/2012 3:10:11 PM

whoanelly

. . . I don't get it. What's his point now?

5/31/2012 4:43:25 PM

Quantum Mechanic

And pretty much all ducks are smarter than Abishalom, who must challenge a rutabaga in a spelling bee.

Have a nice time as fertilizer.


5/31/2012 4:55:25 PM

myheadhurts

On the question of wether homo sapiens are apes,

Yes, we are closely related genetically and have strong physical resemblance.

No, enlarged frontal lobe (giving us stronger problem solving skills among other things) and walking upright put us into a new category.

Rather than duck, bird. I'd suggest penguin, bird. Bringing up Grey Wolf, Tea Cup Poodle, could get interesting.

I have no problem with being an ape, so long as I get to be a human one.

5/31/2012 7:35:44 PM



This is the sort of logic that really confuses me, because even without believing in evolution, there is no arguing that, genetically, humans ARE classified as apes. We can SEE their DNA, there's no guess work here.

5/31/2012 7:38:46 PM

JSS

Begging the question are you now...

6/1/2012 8:22:40 PM

Martine R

I'm reading thist between customers while I work and just burst out laughing when I read this one!

6/2/2012 2:22:07 AM

prettypuppy

lolwut?

What?

What?!

-10th Doctor

6/2/2012 8:46:42 PM

Gwonnam The Squadallah

These are the birds of evil!

7/13/2012 10:18:56 PM

Gwonnam The Squadallah

These are the birds of evil!

7/13/2012 10:19:29 PM

Gwonnam The Squadallah

These are the birds of evil!

7/13/2012 10:20:17 PM



And...well humans ARE apes...

7/13/2012 10:20:50 PM



thats the point you stupid fuck.

9/18/2012 7:17:33 AM

anti-nonsense

You just missed the point by so much, I don't think you are even in the same universe as the point. And maybe not even in the same multiverse.

11/23/2012 6:21:51 PM

JW

"That's not a very good comparison because" it clearly shows how stupid you are being?

4/17/2013 3:39:41 AM



Yes, and humans ARE apes. So it's a very good comparison.

4/17/2013 3:44:49 AM



The kool-aide screw with logic in a most profound manner. Drinkers are often seen chewing on their feet when they try to speak.

4/17/2013 4:13:04 PM

HappyGazpacho

That's the point.

12/15/2013 12:22:55 PM
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