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Quote# 87580

[Humans are apes in the same way that ducks are birds, and for the same reason.]

That's not a very good comparison because...well ducks ARE birds...

Abishalom, Atheist Forums 68 Comments [5/29/2012 9:03:20 AM]
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Submitted By: Kinnell
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#1408608
Fundies Make Me Sick

What a moron.

5/31/2012 7:00:35 AM

#1408694
Karana

...and humans ARE apes....


Dammit you're stupid.

5/31/2012 3:10:11 PM

#1408709
whoanelly

. . . I don't get it. What's his point now?

5/31/2012 4:43:25 PM

#1408710
Quantum Mechanic

And pretty much all ducks are smarter than Abishalom, who must challenge a rutabaga in a spelling bee.

Have a nice time as fertilizer.


5/31/2012 4:55:25 PM

#1408731
myheadhurts

On the question of wether homo sapiens are apes,

Yes, we are closely related genetically and have strong physical resemblance.

No, enlarged frontal lobe (giving us stronger problem solving skills among other things) and walking upright put us into a new category.

Rather than duck, bird. I'd suggest penguin, bird. Bringing up Grey Wolf, Tea Cup Poodle, could get interesting.

I have no problem with being an ape, so long as I get to be a human one.

5/31/2012 7:35:44 PM

#1408732


This is the sort of logic that really confuses me, because even without believing in evolution, there is no arguing that, genetically, humans ARE classified as apes. We can SEE their DNA, there's no guess work here.

5/31/2012 7:38:46 PM

#1408956
JSS

Begging the question are you now...

6/1/2012 8:22:40 PM

#1409007
Martine R

I'm reading thist between customers while I work and just burst out laughing when I read this one!

6/2/2012 2:22:07 AM

#1409278
prettypuppy

lolwut?

What?

What?!

-10th Doctor

6/2/2012 8:46:42 PM

#1423337
Gwonnam The Squadallah

These are the birds of evil!

7/13/2012 10:18:56 PM

#1423338
Gwonnam The Squadallah

These are the birds of evil!

7/13/2012 10:19:29 PM

#1423339
Gwonnam The Squadallah

These are the birds of evil!

7/13/2012 10:20:17 PM

#1423340


And...well humans ARE apes...

7/13/2012 10:20:50 PM

#1448662


thats the point you stupid fuck.

9/18/2012 7:17:33 AM

#1473304
anti-nonsense

You just missed the point by so much, I don't think you are even in the same universe as the point. And maybe not even in the same multiverse.

11/23/2012 6:21:51 PM

#1528092
JW

"That's not a very good comparison because" it clearly shows how stupid you are being?

4/17/2013 3:39:41 AM

#1528095


Yes, and humans ARE apes. So it's a very good comparison.

4/17/2013 3:44:49 AM

#1528421


The kool-aide screw with logic in a most profound manner. Drinkers are often seen chewing on their feet when they try to speak.

4/17/2013 4:13:04 PM
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