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Quote# 87591

If you are a grown individual who is still clinging to inane deceptions about the Bilderbergs or the Illuminati or the UN or giant corporations or chemtrails or shape shifting giant human lizards or Muslims or Al-qaeda or Al Jolson or other nonsense regarding the cause of our moral and economic demise - don't waste your time reading this - as you are stupid beyond help.

We have ONE MORTAL ENEMY - the jews - GOT IT? JEWS! Intelligent informed Americans already know this fact. The rest will die stupid.

Joe Cortina, mynameisjoecortina 32 Comments [6/1/2012 3:14:34 AM]
Fundie Index: 25
Submitted By: Wykked Wytch
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#1408777
Comrade Potatovich

I thought the Bilderbergs, the Illuminati and the corporations were all Jewish things? Man, these online Nazis are full of it.

6/1/2012 3:43:27 AM
#1408778
Leighton Buzzard

Hey, Joe, where you going with that brain fallin' outta your head?

Irony meters. Why they explode?

6/1/2012 3:43:42 AM
#1408790
Citizen Justin

Always gets a hurrah when FSTDT runs a quote where the first 3/4 is actually quite sensible, and then in the last line it suddenly goes ape shit.

6/1/2012 4:42:18 AM
#1408804
Reynardine

Yeah, I had a Cortina once. It never did work right.

6/1/2012 5:10:22 AM
#1408817
Brendan Rizzo

Jesus is facepalming in heaven.

6/1/2012 5:51:22 AM
#1408821
Dr. Razark

Al Jolson?

Huh?

6/1/2012 5:55:37 AM
#1408837
Jeff Weskamp

The first paragraph is actually fairly sensible.

Then the second paragraph short-circuited my Irony Meter.

6/1/2012 12:05:34 PM
#1408842
Flah

Are we sure his name isn't Poe Cortina?

6/1/2012 12:13:59 PM
#1408860
ChakatBlackstar

Swing and a miss.

6/1/2012 12:38:54 PM
#1408862
Rob aka Mediancat

Al Jolson?

What the hell?

6/1/2012 12:42:34 PM
#1408864
Power Skunk

And with the last line, any potential sense this could have made has helicoptered into the aether.


6/1/2012 12:49:25 PM
#1408882
werewolf

I thought it was White Christian Conservative Americans (see above).

6/1/2012 1:27:25 PM
#1408888
Mad_Jester

I was with you riiiiight up to that last few sentences, then you swerved onto the offramp to Guanoberg.

6/1/2012 2:18:43 PM
#1408893
D Laurier

Jews are not boogiemen.
Jews are subburban white people who go to church on Saturday and wear silly little hats.
They do scary things to their penises, but are basicaly harmless...
...
... except the crazy fundies, but that comes from being crazy fundies.

6/1/2012 2:35:00 PM
#1408899


You just should have kept going man, the Great Jew Conspiracy belongs on that list to facepalm over.

6/1/2012 2:52:25 PM
#1408942
Jockaira

Oh Joe, Say it ain't so!

6/1/2012 7:20:09 PM
#1408965
Extraintrovert

"The rest will die stupid."
This is right for all the wrong reasons.

@Citizen Justin
I concur. There is something viscerally satisfying about subverted expectations.

6/1/2012 8:36:49 PM
#1409001


This guy is gonna be PISSED when he finds out that Jesus was a Jewish conspiracy by their god and a Jewish woman...

6/2/2012 1:30:20 AM
#1409006


His name is Joe Cortina. Jew killed his father. Prepare to die.

6/2/2012 1:57:43 AM
#1409074
shykid

At least wackos who believe in shape-shifting reptilians from outer space are less vile than antisemitic scum.

6/2/2012 8:26:07 AM
#1409097
Skyknight

I don't dare check the link to see what his plan to take back the country is...Anyone else willing to perform reconnaissance?

6/2/2012 9:57:23 AM
#1409217
J. James

Even Nazis see that conspiracy theorists are fucking nuts. That's... Pretty bad, on the conspiracy theorist's part.

Still not sure whether a Nazi looking down on you counts as an insult or a compliment, though.

6/2/2012 4:55:59 PM
#1409229
farpadokly

I thought it was those pesky Jews behind it all. How did I know that was coming?

6/2/2012 5:25:04 PM
#1409234
Ebon

Jesus would dropkick you.

6/2/2012 5:39:53 PM
#1409431
SpukiKitty

These guys blame Jewish people for everything!

Soggy cornflakes? JEWS!

Rush hour traffic? JEWS!

Stinky socks? JEWS!

Gas, baldness & halitosis? JEWS!

Stubbed toes? JEWS!

Undercooked potatoes? JEWS!

ABBA? Jews!

Crab grass? JEWS!

and so on & so on......

6/3/2012 9:50:39 AM
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