It's my understanding that mammals are animals, of which humans are not.
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Mammals are heterotrophic, multi-cellular creatures. Their cells lack cell walls, they are able to move, give birth to live young, and possess fur or hair.
If the above applies to you- you are, in fact, a mammal. If it doesn't- you are, in fact, not human.
"If the above applies to you- you are, in fact, a mammal. If it doesn't- you are, in fact, not human."
She's a Reptilian! David Icke was Right! LOL (sorry, couldn’t resist)
"If the above applies to you- you are, in fact, a mammal. If it doesn't- you are, in fact, not human."
She's a Reptilian! David Icke was Right! LOL (sorry, couldn’t resist)
This poster could still have avoided making an ass of themselves had they simply listened to, you guessed it, They Might Be Giants:
"Mammal"
"Glass of milk
Standing in between extinction in the cold
and explosive radiating growth
So the warm blood flows
Through the large four-chambered heart
Maintaining the very high metabolism rate they have
Mammal, mammal
Their names are called
They raise a paw
The bat, the cat
Dolphin and dog
Koala bear and hog
One of us might lose his hair
But you're reminded that it once was there
From the embryonic whale to the monkey with no tail
So the warm blood flows
with the red blood cells lacking nuclei
Through the large four-chambered heart
Maintaining the very high metabolism rate they have
Mammal, mammal
Their names are called
They raise a paw
The bat, the cat
Dolphin and dog
Koala bear and hog
Placental the sister of her brother Marsupial
Their cousin called Monotreme
Dead uncle Allotheria
Mammal, mammal
Their names are called
They raise a paw
The bat, the cat
Dolphin and dog
Koala bear and hog
The fox, the ox
Giraffe and shrew
Echidna, caribou"
-TMBG
I friggin' hate it when people say stuff like "of which" and "in which" to make themselves sound smart, because IT SOUNDS RETARDED WHEN YOU USE IT WRONG.
Also, humans are animals. Ever heard of feral children?
So humans aren't warm blooded, have hair, give birth to live young, and produce milk?
Face it we fit the definition of mammal.
"Any of various warm-blooded vertebrate animals of the class Mammalia, including humans, characterized by a covering of hair on the skin and, in the female, milk-producing mammary glands for nourishing the young."
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@Osiris
To be fair we have no evidence that Ann, in fact, fits any of those criteria. She may be an egg-laying, insectoid from the planet Moron, for all we know. Those extra legs make them really fast typists.
Then your understanding is incorrect.
You are a mammal. Look up the definition of mammal. If you still don't understand that you are a mammal, then you are incurably stupid and must shoot yourself.
I know it is a bit redundant to call a theist 'clueless', but Ann, dear, let's make an exception just for you this one time, mkay?
Confused?
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