The vibrator isn't simulating anything sinful.
The strap on IS.
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From a later post by the same person, in the same thread (page 2):
"I know that I CAN (& do) use a vibrator without dishonoring either my husband or God... I can praise Him while using the vibrator -- I have, in fact."
Can you imagine? "Oh God... oh God!... Oh GOD!!! OH GOD OH GOD OH GODDDD!!!!!"
To Jesse Carter...
Didn't Morton Smith write a book on it?
I believe He's also the one who discovered it.
Supposedly it describes an esoteric Initiation rite.These Rites usually but not always involved the initiated(I.E. Lazarus or the "Youth" with Jesus)Having a full mental/spiritual/physical and usually sexual "initiation" into the secret inner workings of the "Cult"
Yeshua Ben Yosef probably was not a rabid Homophobe..,
Considering he cured a Roman Centurion's squire, which was known as a "Pais" in those days.
A Pais was the Centurion's personal servant in all things on the field.
He set up and cleaned the Tent,Horses,
and The Centurion's Armor.He prepared the food for the Horse and the Centurion.He clean his cloths.He Stoked his fire, both in the Hearth, and in the Bed.
Questioning ... that was supposed to have been a joke. See, you asked bout male "Brides of Christ," and I brought up something that suggested that he might have had some form of homosexual initiation rites.
Anyway. Nevermind - it was supposed to be funnier.
Interesting discussion... you all entirely missed the point. Both specifically and globally. I hope you all come to know both the God who created sexuality, and His plan for how we're to enjoy it -- and how His gift is both holy and mind-blowing. Only the One who invents a thing best knows how it's to be used... I stand by everything I've posted there. It's not a pornographic site, but one that highlights the truth about sex. I'm sorry you cannot see the difference. Shalom, Dena (SIT)
Interesting discussion... you all entirely missed the point. Both specifically and globally. I hope you all come to know both the God who created sexuality, and His plan for how we're to enjoy it -- and how His gift is both holy and mind-blowing. Only the One who invents a thing best knows how it's to be used... I stand by everything I've posted there. It's not a pornographic site, but one that highlights the truth about sex. I'm sorry you cannot see the difference. Shalom, Dena (SIT)
Well, the men who invented mustard gas originally intended it to be used to horribly fuck up the lungs of enemy soldiers.
The internet was originally intended to be used solely by the military to fight the commies.
The Slinky was originally a component in a device used to measure horsepower on naval battleships.
And The Bazooka was originally invented to blow up tanks (Wait, that one's still used to blow up tanks...nevermind).
The point is: The original inventor of something doesn't always know what the best use of it is. Take for instance the man that invented the wheel, do you really think he could have conceived of all the uses for it? Could he have created cars, gears, bicycles, laserdiscs, fans and brick-a-brack of the like?
"The vibrator isn't simulating anything sinful.
The strap on IS."
There's herero males who use a vibrator after all. Ever hear of the Prostate Gland?
Thinking of that bad analogy must have been hard. I mean, come ON!
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"Penis = sin, I guess. But...vibrators tend be penis-shaped...what the hell?"
'Remember: you can never say 'Happiness' without saying 'Penis'.
-Nick Abbot (LBC radio presenter)
'Happiness is a warm gun'-
-Lyric by John Lennon & Paul McCartney
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [chanting] 'This is my rifle...'
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [grabbing his crotch] '...this is my gun.'
Marines: 'This is for fighting...'
Marines: [grabbing their crotches] '...this is for fun.'
Correct me if I'm wrong, but the only differences are that one vibrates and the other has straps. As to the rest they're (mostly) the same shape and can be used for simulating, and stimulating, the same things.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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