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#8187
ryan
Is this serious this is the funniest thing I have read in awhile.
12/24/2005 2:35:15 AM
#8189
Just Rick
I simply don't know how to take this (no pun intended)
12/24/2005 2:43:22 AM
#8190
ryan
I just got done doing a little browsing on that forum. I have never laughed so hard in my life. This quote tops the rest, but the whole site is pure Gold. I am still laughing my ass off.
12/24/2005 2:56:13 AM
#8191
ryan
I don't know what but this needs an award of some sort.
12/24/2005 2:56:35 AM
#8192
Sierra
Good to know.
12/24/2005 2:57:27 AM
#8193
Questioning
I wonder how these people would respond to the Christian Ideal of Men becoming the Brides of Christ?To enjoy the full pleasure of Yeshua Ben Yosef within the \"Bridal chamber\"?
-My two bits
12/24/2005 3:34:48 AM
#8194
Darth Wang
ROFL!!
12/24/2005 4:31:29 AM
#8199
The Great Chuck Norris
0_o
I would nominate this for WTF, but that is taken
12/24/2005 5:00:17 AM
#8200
Jesse Custer
Questioning - have you ever read anything about the Secret Gospel of Mark?
12/24/2005 5:10:02 AM
#8202
The Great Chuck Norris
0_o
I would nominate this for WTF, but that is taken
12/24/2005 5:28:18 AM
#8207
TDR
I honestly don't know what to say. Something crude, no doubt, would be appropriate.
12/24/2005 6:04:11 AM
#8208
quantumspirit
(quote from Yahweh: \"Let me just add how awesome December has been, this is the best.\")
Must be the liberals' 'War on Christmas'! It must be working!
12/24/2005 6:04:51 AM
#8217
Jeremy
It almost sort of maybe applies, perhaps we'll make up the \"Six of one, half a dozen of the other\" award.
12/24/2005 6:50:07 AM
#8223
Blurb
How about a \"Christian Carpet-Muncher\" award?
12/24/2005 2:07:23 PM
#8224
Dan
From a later post by the same person, in the same thread (page 2):
\"I know that I CAN (& do) use a vibrator without dishonoring either my husband or God... I can praise Him while using the vibrator -- I have, in fact.\"
Can you imagine? \"Oh God... oh God!... Oh GOD!!! OH GOD OH GOD OH GODDDD!!!!!\"
12/24/2005 2:45:25 PM
#8229
Ratman
Whoo hoo..another submission by me greenlighted! The whole thread there is just surreal!
12/24/2005 4:47:49 PM
#8234
Gold
ROFL,that was deliciously naughty.
12/24/2005 7:00:14 PM
#8240
never been there
Wow! A porno site for Christians! I gotta bookmark that one.
That last post Dan quotes is priceless.
12/24/2005 9:09:50 PM
#8241
Questioning
To Jesse Carter...
Didn't Morton Smith write a book on it?
I believe He's also the one who discovered it.
Supposedly it describes an esoteric Initiation rite.These Rites usually but not always involved the initiated(I.E. Lazarus or the \"Youth\" with Jesus)Having a full mental/spiritual/physical and usually sexual \"initiation\" into the secret inner workings of the \"Cult\"
Yeshua Ben Yosef probably was not a rabid Homophobe..,
Considering he cured a Roman Centurion's squire, which was known as a \"Pais\" in those days.
A Pais was the Centurion's personal servant in all things on the field.
He set up and cleaned the Tent,Horses,
and The Centurion's Armor.He prepared the food for the Horse and the Centurion.He clean his cloths.He Stoked his fire, both in the Hearth, and in the Bed.
12/24/2005 9:12:04 PM
#8242
Questioning
..As always...
-My Two Bits
12/24/2005 9:14:10 PM
#8279
Jesse Custer
Questioning ... that was supposed to have been a joke. See, you asked bout male \"Brides of Christ,\" and I brought up something that suggested that he might have had some form of homosexual initiation rites.
Anyway. Nevermind - it was supposed to be funnier.
12/25/2005 9:44:48 PM
#8324
Questioning
NP Jesse Carter....
:-D:-D:-D:-D
As always
-My two bits
12/26/2005 8:20:06 PM
#56309
Dena (aka Shulamite-in-Training)
Interesting discussion... you all entirely missed the point. Both specifically and globally. I hope you all come to know both the God who created sexuality, and His plan for how we're to enjoy it -- and how His gift is both holy and mind-blowing. Only the One who invents a thing best knows how it's to be used... I stand by everything I've posted there. It's not a pornographic site, but one that highlights the truth about sex. I'm sorry you cannot see the difference. Shalom, Dena (SIT)
7/25/2006 9:50:04 PM
#56310
Dena (aka Shulamite-in-Training)
Interesting discussion... you all entirely missed the point. Both specifically and globally. I hope you all come to know both the God who created sexuality, and His plan for how we're to enjoy it -- and how His gift is both holy and mind-blowing. Only the One who invents a thing best knows how it's to be used... I stand by everything I've posted there. It's not a pornographic site, but one that highlights the truth about sex. I'm sorry you cannot see the difference. Shalom, Dena (SIT)
7/25/2006 9:50:13 PM
#56327
CT
Well... since God sure didn't invent the vibrator, and since Onanism is a great sin...
You sure ain't honouring God when you use it hon... (^.^)
7/26/2006 2:48:16 AM
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