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Wow... That God of his sounds like a bit of a prick. And, from the sound of it, everyone who goes to Heaven will be just like him.
"I'm sorry. Because of events and teachings completely beyond your control, you're going to be punished for all eternity. Have a hot time! Oh, Armistead, how are you doing? Good to see you finally show your face up here! Me bless America!"
6/4/2012 8:56:15 AM
You are a horrible person. I may put test subjects through a series of hopefully lethal chambers, but you are horrible.
6/4/2012 9:09:08 AM
Hell is a revenge fantasy for idiots.
You fit right in.
6/4/2012 9:28:38 AM
You and the "god" you worship are Complete Monsters
6/4/2012 9:37:55 AM
I would assume God chooses who goes there. Face it, if you or I was born in Iran, we would be Muslim, so we're lucky to be born in the USA.
Wait for it...
C'mon I know you can make the next step here... Say it with me: "so if I was born in Iran, I would probably be a muslim since I would have been raised as one. Couldn't that imply that neither concept is correct based upon the fact that I would think I'm right in Iran, just as I think I'm right here in US?"
Oh come on - you were so close to figuring it out..
Blast. Opportunity wasted..
6/4/2012 9:43:58 AM
To paraphrase George Carlin, pbuh, "But God loves you! And he NEEDS money!"
6/4/2012 10:05:20 AM
Interesting how much thought you've put into this supernatural snuff film of your imagination. It hardly makes you sound psychotic.
6/4/2012 10:27:14 AM
"Course, think about the Jews duing WW2 and how surprised they will be. Over 6 million, 95% loved God more than most, but like most still waiting for the Messiah and didn't accept Christ. I'm sure they were sincere, being tortured by the Nazi's. To them their only hope was God. Can you imagine how they will feel, to go through all that torture on earth and then face the God they prayed too and he'll place them in eternal hell where Hitler's torture won't compare....probably just part of the generational curse on the Jews, but I would think they would be tortured less, because they loved God, but why should they get less, they denied Christ. In reality the majority of Jews will face eternal torture."
And this is the main reason that even my most religious relatives (including my grandma) respect my skepticism regarding eternal torture in Hell. Heck, when pushed, they still believe in God but question the existence of Hell when it comes to the all-loving God.
I am always thankful that the most religious members of my family never forgot Christ's message of love.
6/4/2012 10:59:10 AM
Oh My Dog!
At least you take Christianity to its logical conclusion.
Good luck winning converts, however.
6/4/2012 11:00:19 AM
What a fucking sicko.
The bible teaches this shit, but most people ignore this part.
They do that for a reason: misguided though they may be, most Christians are nowhere near as sociopathic as the book on which they base their morality.
And that's not a compliment.
6/4/2012 12:41:25 PM
Is that what God's like?
Shit, what an asshole.
Now I know what it feels like to be better than God. In fact, most people I know are apparently better than God.
6/4/2012 1:10:29 PM
Schadenfreude, you miserable bastard!
Presuming to know the will of God, and presuming that you will be part of the exclusive Praise and Spooge Club. Sin of Pride, no Heaven for you! Also, attempting to add to (embellish) the Gospel.
I particularly loved this one:
"How God tortures will be up to him. There will be millions in hell that never heard the gospel, like the Indians, ect...so maybe they won't be tortured as bad. "
Yeah, they'll just get their guts ripped out and handed to them every other day, just like jam sandwiches in Looking Glass Land. A much better work of fiction, by the way.
6/4/2012 1:26:49 PM
This one has a strong desire to torture and make others suffer. Kinky!
Actually, and sadly, it seems like a projection onto God of what this individual would really like to be about himself.
Perhaps to authorities should be advised to keep an eye on him.
6/4/2012 2:21:11 PM
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"You are incredibly ignorant."
6/4/2012 2:28:55 PM
Dear sinner 1204972491961249182417412764w2o930572035725 aka Armistead14
please do me a favor. Do not try to predefine who goes up and who goes down. This is from now to eternity up to HIM.
But trust me, after your death, you should be prepared for SOME BIG surprise
6/4/2012 3:06:53 PM
Mate, it was MADE UP YEARS AGO TO MAKE PEOPLE BEHAVE. We don't need it anymore.
6/4/2012 3:26:29 PM
This 'God' you describe sounds like a generic RPG villain that needs to be vanquished.
Have you been playing too much Diablo III?
6/4/2012 4:07:58 PM
That there are actually people in the country with the largest thermonuclear arsenal in the world that actually believe crap like this scares the hell out of me.
6/4/2012 4:22:05 PM
...Your take on God and Heaven and Hell is absolutely terrifying, especially considering the only Biblical descriptions regarding Hell simply think of it as a lake of fire for those serving the Dragon and the Beast, and a separation from God. I can't remember any tortures being implemented.
The fact that you believe it and can so placidly say, "Oh yeah, lots of our loved ones will face unspeakable eternal tortures, but don't worry, God will make us forget they existed" is what really worries me.
You cannot truly love someone and willingly submit to a creature that would torture them for eternity and make you forget about them.
Fuck your God with the hooves of Sleipnir.
6/4/2012 7:46:24 PM
Armistead, I encourage you to repeat this screed to everyone you meet. Not only will you turn people away from Christianity in fear and disgust, you will come to the attention of law enforcement authorities as a potential mass killer.
6/4/2012 8:14:59 PM
If you counted up everyone who had ever lived, you'd be getting into the several tens of billions. A significant portion of these will be pagans or people who died as children. So I guess the outer circles of hell are going to be pretty crowded.
Conversely, it sounds as if heaven is just going to have a few Evangelical Protestants in it, all joyfully and eternally singing the praises of their God and with minds totally erased of any of the perhaps 100 billion souls being tortured for all time.
An absolutely disgusting, vile, reprehensible vision which only a sado-masochist could countenance.
6/4/2012 8:40:14 PM
So, why the fuck would this thing be qualified to tell right from wrong, much less deserve worship?
6/4/2012 10:15:52 PM
What is this shit , what a sick fantasy
6/5/2012 12:16:10 AM
It is sad that someone can write such trite and still believe that their god is just and loving. It is like some kind of twisted Stockholm syndrome or emotional abuse victim.
6/5/2012 1:55:42 AM
Well, I'm off to join Satan's rebellion. Can't be a worse leader, right?
6/5/2012 2:14:06 AM
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