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Do u kno wat "satan" means?
Do u have intellegance?
Do u kno who jesus is?
Do u kno who the 1 true God is?
Do u kno wha this 1 true God does?

This God has shed blood 4 u. This God calls u his own. Satan's is using u, and after he's done, he'll kill u. U are just a stepping stone to satan....and yes i want u to send me a reply letter. I'm justing trying to help u out, because its wat the true would do.
chuckie gladding
1 john 5:1-5

<GLORY 2 GOD>, Myspace 47 Comments [12/26/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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PenetratingShaftOfTruthAndSemen

The insane asylum must have just acquired internet access.

12/26/2005 2:10:47 PM

Winston Jen

No, I think the 700 Club has had internet access for quite a while now.

12/26/2005 2:29:44 PM

Blurb

I wish I could be so stupid as to not have a clue how stupid I really am. That would make life much less stressfull.

12/26/2005 3:16:06 PM

Nittany

The frequent use of \"u\" for \"you\" makes me wonder if GLORY 2 GOD isn't a Prince fan.

12/26/2005 4:43:11 PM

Darth Wang

I hate people who type like that.

12/26/2005 6:53:16 PM

Just Rick

Do you know how to type or spell?

\"Satan's is using u, and after he's done, he'll kill u.\"

Oddly enough, god does this very same thing. Prior to death we are all \"doing god's work\" and then after we die you call it \"going to god\" or \"rapture\" or \"going to heaven\".

Looks like the big sky man is using you all like a 3rd world sweathouse only to do you in when he's got you spent. Then of course, he tends to take alot of people \"before their time\" ... silly bastard.

12/26/2005 7:50:04 PM

xMinionX

Too... much... AIM... speek... *dies*

12/26/2005 9:19:00 PM

The Great Chuck Norris

@ Just Rick

That reminds me of one episode of \"The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy\" where Billy says

Billy: Why must the good die young?

Grim: Well, sometimes I get confused.

12/27/2005 3:32:44 AM

Dragon

.... >_> Chat speak + ignorance + insanity= GLORY 2 GOD= o.o feeeeaaar.

Whoever said ignorance is bliss must have seen this site. I agree with Blurb, it seems so much less stressful to have no clue what the heck you're talking about- and not even try to learn.

12/27/2005 8:54:54 PM

Kimball Khan

Can we outlaw AOLism? Or force treatment for it or something?

12/28/2005 7:56:06 AM

Tenka

This is nothing compared to something I saw once that went a bit like
\"J-man is ma nigga and he is holla'in all you come chill in his crib wiv us\"
It was like some white guy had tried to 'ghetto speak' black converts over the internet and succeeded ...in insulting entire groups of people.

12/30/2005 4:26:24 AM

Robbie

u r such a n00bcak!!1!!1

6/9/2007 2:20:29 PM

NaJer

Do u kno who the 1 true God is?

who doesn't know the FSM?

6/9/2007 2:51:06 PM

Laurel

1) Satan means "adversary."
2) Um, did you mean "intelligence"?
3) I do, for lo, I was raised on planet Earth, where knowlege of the Good News is inescapable.
4) No such thing.
5) Apparently s/he sends people like me to hell. Your point?


6/9/2007 3:39:52 PM

Mr_Vorhias

MYSPACE ALERT.

No grain of salt for you.

6/9/2007 3:43:50 PM

VulcanMak

Do you know how to spell?

I assume..
By "u",you mean "you".
By "intellegance",you mean "intelligence"
By "kno",you mean "know"
By "jesus",you mean "Jesus"
By "1",you mean "one"
By "God",you mean "god"(You said "the God")
By "satan",you mean "Satan"
By "i",you mean "I"
By "wat",you mean "what"
-There are some situations where an apostrophe would not be it the word "it's",but I dont have time to check that out.

6/9/2007 6:37:03 PM

Mike

They're still using Myspace and AOL spelling? LOSERS!

6/9/2007 6:46:30 PM

Szena

Awww, what a cute little fundie. Just learned to type and already he can spout all the tripe they have to memorize at church.

6/9/2007 8:45:05 PM

DarkfireTaimatsu

Do u kno where the spl cheker is?

I'm justing trying to help u out, because its wat the true would do.

Another words, maybe if you spoke coherent English, more people would listen to you/your message.

1/27/2008 8:08:54 AM

Tempus

LERN 2 SPEL.

1/27/2008 10:34:04 AM

Marie Curie

Can you find a god that is literate?

1/27/2008 12:21:40 PM

Marie Curie

"Do u have intellegance? "

You sure don't.

1/27/2008 12:53:15 PM

aaa

Can you read this?

1/27/2008 3:17:52 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Satan's is using u, and after he's done, he'll kill u.

So, Old Scratch kills you when you're no more use to him. Is that really any different from God killing you if you don't follow him?

1/27/2008 3:51:17 PM

Hertzyscowicz

"Do u have intellegance?"

Yes, but I'm afraid I can't easily transfer any of it to you. You could use it, by your typing.

1/27/2008 4:00:25 PM
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