The insane asylum must have just acquired internet access.
12/26/2005 2:10:47 PM
No, I think the 700 Club has had internet access for quite a while now.
12/26/2005 2:29:44 PM
I wish I could be so stupid as to not have a clue how stupid I really am. That would make life much less stressfull.
12/26/2005 3:16:06 PM
The frequent use of \"u\" for \"you\" makes me wonder if GLORY 2 GOD isn't a Prince fan.
12/26/2005 4:43:11 PM
I hate people who type like that.
12/26/2005 6:53:16 PM
Do you know how to type or spell?
\"Satan's is using u, and after he's done, he'll kill u.\"
Oddly enough, god does this very same thing. Prior to death we are all \"doing god's work\" and then after we die you call it \"going to god\" or \"rapture\" or \"going to heaven\".
Looks like the big sky man is using you all like a 3rd world sweathouse only to do you in when he's got you spent. Then of course, he tends to take alot of people \"before their time\" ... silly bastard.
12/26/2005 7:50:04 PM
Too... much... AIM... speek... *dies*
12/26/2005 9:19:00 PM
The Great Chuck Norris
@ Just Rick
That reminds me of one episode of \"The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy\" where Billy says
Billy: Why must the good die young?
Grim: Well, sometimes I get confused.
12/27/2005 3:32:44 AM
.... >_> Chat speak + ignorance + insanity= GLORY 2 GOD= o.o feeeeaaar.
Whoever said ignorance is bliss must have seen this site. I agree with Blurb, it seems so much less stressful to have no clue what the heck you're talking about- and not even try to learn.
12/27/2005 8:54:54 PM
Can we outlaw AOLism? Or force treatment for it or something?
12/28/2005 7:56:06 AM
This is nothing compared to something I saw once that went a bit like
\"J-man is ma nigga and he is holla'in all you come chill in his crib wiv us\"
It was like some white guy had tried to 'ghetto speak' black converts over the internet and succeeded ...in insulting entire groups of people.
12/30/2005 4:26:24 AM
u r such a n00bcak!!1!!1
6/9/2007 2:20:29 PM
Do u kno who the 1 true God is?
who doesn't know the FSM?
6/9/2007 2:51:06 PM
1) Satan means "adversary."
2) Um, did you mean "intelligence"?
3) I do, for lo, I was raised on planet Earth, where knowlege of the Good News is inescapable.
4) No such thing.
5) Apparently s/he sends people like me to hell. Your point?
6/9/2007 3:39:52 PM
No grain of salt for you.
6/9/2007 3:43:50 PM
Do you know how to spell?
By "u",you mean "you".
By "intellegance",you mean "intelligence"
By "kno",you mean "know"
By "jesus",you mean "Jesus"
By "1",you mean "one"
By "God",you mean "god"(You said "the God")
By "satan",you mean "Satan"
By "i",you mean "I"
By "wat",you mean "what"
-There are some situations where an apostrophe would not be it the word "it's",but I dont have time to check that out.
6/9/2007 6:37:03 PM
They're still using Myspace and AOL spelling? LOSERS!
6/9/2007 6:46:30 PM
Awww, what a cute little fundie. Just learned to type and already he can spout all the tripe they have to memorize at church.
6/9/2007 8:45:05 PM
Do u kno where the spl cheker is?
I'm justing trying to help u out, because its wat the true would do.
Another words, maybe if you spoke coherent English, more people would listen to you/your message.
1/27/2008 8:08:54 AM
LERN 2 SPEL.
1/27/2008 10:34:04 AM
Can you find a god that is literate?
1/27/2008 12:21:40 PM
"Do u have intellegance? "
You sure don't.
1/27/2008 12:53:15 PM
Can you read this?
1/27/2008 3:17:52 PM
Satan's is using u, and after he's done, he'll kill u.
So, Old Scratch kills you when you're no more use to him. Is that really any different from God killing you if you don't follow him?
1/27/2008 3:51:17 PM
"Do u have intellegance?"
Yes, but I'm afraid I can't easily transfer any of it to you. You could use it, by your typing.
1/27/2008 4:00:25 PM