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Every living thing hasa brain. the brain is wat tells the heart to pump blood.

['Even trees?']

Dont act stupid, ur smarter than the others. It just so happens that a nucleus 4 plants is a mind...it CONTROLS activities, which makes it do wat it do.

<GLORY 2 GOD>, Myspace 20 Comments [12/26/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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PenetratingShaftOfTruthAndSemen

GLORY 2 GOD happens to be a famous biologist from Stanford. He just has to dumb it down a bit for us laypeople so that we can understand some of his complex and groundbreaking concepts.

12/26/2005 2:14:47 PM

Darth Wang

Seems like he doesn't have a brain either.

12/26/2005 6:52:35 PM

Questioning


Oh gosh, I really don't know what to say.......

\"GLORY 2 GOD happens to be a famous biologist from Stanford. He just has to dumb it down a bit for us laypeople so that we can understand some of his complex and groundbreaking concepts.\"

Thank you PSOTAS for that \"Clarification\"

Were we \"Intellectually Sodomized\" just now?........

.....Because My Brain feels like I shouldn't have been skimpy on the lubricant before I came in here.
-My two bits

12/26/2005 8:45:50 PM

Despard

What the hell does that even mean?

12/27/2005 1:10:02 AM

The Last Conformist

Can anyon make sense of the last sentence?

12/27/2005 2:30:19 PM

Dragon

TLC, I'm not sure... but I think in his last sentence he was explaining that the nucleus is the 'mind' of a plant, and that the mind controls activities- hence the nucleus is similar to the brain.

12/27/2005 8:05:32 PM

Kimball Khan

My brain feels dirty.

12/28/2005 7:55:24 AM

Jeremy

A bacterium doesn't have a brain and I'd say it would be still be more intelligent than GLORY 2 GOD.

12/28/2005 5:40:59 PM

NonHomogenized

\"Dont act stupid\"

This would, I suppose, be a case of \"Do as I say, not as I do\".

12/29/2005 3:41:22 AM

rsatz

\"It just so happens that a nucleus 4 plants is a mind...it CONTROLS activities, which makes it do wat it do.\"

What do plants do, anyway?

12/29/2005 3:54:55 AM

Darth Wang

Grow, absorb nutrients, flower, produce seeds, remove waste, etc.

12/29/2005 4:39:50 AM

Megan

Actually the cardiac muscle is myogenic which basically means it beats without input from the central nervous system.

3 seconds on wikipedia told me that much I suggest you look beyond the black hole humanity that is Myspace.

3/18/2007 5:05:08 PM

David F Mayer

Try it again after you pass 3rd grade.

3/6/2011 9:37:07 PM

anti-nonsense

To the first sentence:
wrong.

to the second sentence:
would you like some ranch dressing with your word salad?

3/6/2011 11:04:08 PM



Me smarta tipe verry well, act Lesss doumb than anione elese

3/7/2011 12:20:42 PM

Quantum Mechanic

You certainly don't have a brain.

10/20/2012 4:29:29 PM

Blarghonius

Somebody pass him another joint. That might make him shut up.

3/27/2013 9:45:42 PM

Quantum Mechanic

You don't have a brain.

10/16/2013 8:30:29 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Every living thing hasa brain" "wat" "ur" "4"

'Mesa no lissen to dis doo-doo brain!'

Thank you, tl;GLORY 2 GOD&dr. You have given me a reason to no longer hate Jar-Jar Binks, as he is infinitely more intelligent than you.

"It just so happens that a nucleus 4 plants is a mind..."



Tomato plant (to $cientology founder L. Ron Hubbard): 'The ending of "The Big O" actually represents...!' X3

And you're a louse, OP. [/R Dorothy Wayneright]

10/16/2013 10:11:43 AM

Jebus Las Vegas

This one sounds like it was written by Jar Jar Binks

10/16/2013 6:43:10 PM
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