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Quote# 8780

Every living thing hasa brain. the brain is wat tells the heart to pump blood.

['Even trees?']

Dont act stupid, ur smarter than the others. It just so happens that a nucleus 4 plants is a mind...it CONTROLS activities, which makes it do wat it do.

<GLORY 2 GOD>, Myspace 17 Comments [12/26/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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#8303
PenetratingShaftOfTruthAndSemen

GLORY 2 GOD happens to be a famous biologist from Stanford. He just has to dumb it down a bit for us laypeople so that we can understand some of his complex and groundbreaking concepts.

12/26/2005 2:14:47 PM

#8315
Darth Wang

Seems like he doesn't have a brain either.

12/26/2005 6:52:35 PM

#8326
Questioning


Oh gosh, I really don't know what to say.......

\"GLORY 2 GOD happens to be a famous biologist from Stanford. He just has to dumb it down a bit for us laypeople so that we can understand some of his complex and groundbreaking concepts.\"

Thank you PSOTAS for that \"Clarification\"

Were we \"Intellectually Sodomized\" just now?........

.....Because My Brain feels like I shouldn't have been skimpy on the lubricant before I came in here.
-My two bits

12/26/2005 8:45:50 PM

#8330
Despard

What the hell does that even mean?

12/27/2005 1:10:02 AM

#8343
The Last Conformist

Can anyon make sense of the last sentence?

12/27/2005 2:30:19 PM

#8354
Dragon

TLC, I'm not sure... but I think in his last sentence he was explaining that the nucleus is the 'mind' of a plant, and that the mind controls activities- hence the nucleus is similar to the brain.

12/27/2005 8:05:32 PM

#8379
Kimball Khan

My brain feels dirty.

12/28/2005 7:55:24 AM

#8409
Jeremy

A bacterium doesn't have a brain and I'd say it would be still be more intelligent than GLORY 2 GOD.

12/28/2005 5:40:59 PM

#8461
NonHomogenized

\"Dont act stupid\"

This would, I suppose, be a case of \"Do as I say, not as I do\".

12/29/2005 3:41:22 AM

#8462
rsatz

\"It just so happens that a nucleus 4 plants is a mind...it CONTROLS activities, which makes it do wat it do.\"

What do plants do, anyway?

12/29/2005 3:54:55 AM

#8463
Darth Wang

Grow, absorb nutrients, flower, produce seeds, remove waste, etc.

12/29/2005 4:39:50 AM

#186091
Megan

Actually the cardiac muscle is myogenic which basically means it beats without input from the central nervous system.

3 seconds on wikipedia told me that much I suggest you look beyond the black hole humanity that is Myspace.

3/18/2007 5:05:08 PM

#1264063
David F Mayer

Try it again after you pass 3rd grade.

3/6/2011 9:37:07 PM

#1264073
anti-nonsense

To the first sentence:
wrong.

to the second sentence:
would you like some ranch dressing with your word salad?

3/6/2011 11:04:08 PM

#1264337


Me smarta tipe verry well, act Lesss doumb than anione elese

3/7/2011 12:20:42 PM

#1460852
Quantum Mechanic

You certainly don't have a brain.

10/20/2012 4:29:29 PM

#1520153
Blarghonius

Somebody pass him another joint. That might make him shut up.

3/27/2013 9:45:42 PM
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