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it's not really that, it's just when the kids come along, most women don't want to be wife any more. they want to be mom and forget about their man and HIS needs (yes, ladies, men need sex... that special bond with their woman.) for the kids needs and then wonder why they get divorced when they haven't had sex in a long ole time.

The Alie Pan, Myspace 19 Comments [12/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Sierra

Yea, women need to remember that they are sex objects first, and baby factories second.

12/27/2005 8:43:00 AM

glyptodon

I didn't find that \"fundie\" per se (since, at least from what I read of the thread, it wasn't overtly tied to religious beliefs), although it was pretty sexist and retarded.

What I found scarier/funnier/fundier was the guy with the username \"Atheists R Faithly Impotent\" (...Huh?).

In his profile he addresses a couple of questions, firstly \"Wasn't Rick kicked off of MySpace?\" His answer:

\"No I was never kicked off of MySpace. I choose to leave because I just got tired of all the demon inspired hate. I chose to leave & work on my WebSpace at www.swartzentrover.com. I�m sure that all the demons will once again start vomiting up their hate as soon as they see my photo but I don�t give a rip. I have decided not to respond to their vomit, only to post the truth on my webpage & point the lost sheep to it. That way I don�t have to waste my time speaking to those that have no ears to hear or eyes that see.\"

12/27/2005 9:44:10 AM

TDR

Sierra, you rock.

cos, yeh, women hate sex. Only a chore.

12/27/2005 1:38:00 PM

The Last Conformist

Any data to back up the notion that men divorce because their wife denies them sex?

12/27/2005 2:28:46 PM

Blurb

The Alie Pan needs to get laid.

12/27/2005 2:55:21 PM

Questioning

Hmmm, MAYBE if the Man actually HELPS the woman with the Baby chores, she might concievably have enough energy AND willingness to have sex.Think of it this way guys,If you are willing to help her with the \"Consequences\" of sex, she'll be far more likely to \"Put out\"

In other words \"Wipe an ass to get some Ass\"

-My Two Bits

12/27/2005 6:03:58 PM

Jesse Custer

Conformist -

Right here!

From the moment that my ex-wife got pregnant, it was SEVENTEEN MONTHS before I got laid again.

I'm not married to her anymore.

12/27/2005 7:39:24 PM

Darth Wang

This deserves some kind of award.

12/27/2005 7:39:48 PM

Darfasti

If your wife doesn't want to have sex with you, it's not her doing something wrong, it's you.

12/27/2005 8:54:37 PM

Jesse Custer

Darfasti -

Yeah, I guess I did. See, her debit card would take 48 hours for the debits to post to the (joint) account, and she'd go out and spend my entire paycheck 24-36 hours before it was deposited.

What I did \"wrong\" was open an account in my own name and change my direct deposit.

Oh well ... It would have been cheaper (and probably more fun) to just have a hooker twice a week than that useless whore a couple times (on average) a year. Hell, the neighbor got to fuck her more often than I did!

12/28/2005 2:56:45 AM

Rime

Wow. We value being getting rest so we're not cranky at each other. So it's not as often, but more once a month, but we're definitely happy with that for now. It will change as the kids mature.

12/28/2005 3:25:53 AM

Questioning

To Jesse Carter...

Then there are the shining examples you point out(Ouch!)

I was referring to most busy Wives with young Kids,not Blood-Sucking Leeches like your ex....

12/28/2005 8:12:01 PM

Darfasti

Probably too late too mention now, but on the chance that you read this, comment was directed against the original quote, and not you Jesse.

12/29/2005 9:58:59 PM

Tenka

Now, I don't know what goes horribly wrong when christians get married but in my experience ladies actually enjoy sex.
TAP makes it sound like (the wives) should just passively submit to a couple of minutes of desperate humping.

12/30/2005 1:48:46 PM

Rahab

As long as poor Jesse Custer doesn't make the rest of the female gender pay for his ex's mistakes by lumping them all in the same category...

1/26/2007 10:52:48 PM

Robbie

My wife tried to kill me.

Does that count?

7/1/2007 5:36:05 PM

Robbie

I like how he phrases sex as "that special bond with their woman".

A. This is a Freudian slip - their woman implies that there is a gang-bang type situation going on.

B. He honestly thinks this is going to make him look like less of a pig - women should be thanking men for treating them like cheap whores.

7/1/2007 5:52:13 PM

SophieEleven

Hey Alie? A) women aren't blow-up dolls, and we're not here for your amusement whenever you feel like it; B) women do like sex too- sometimes MORE than our spouses- and if your wife doesn't want to touch you, you might want to check out your own behavior/attitude... such as not helping at all with the kids, and then expecting to live exactly like you did as newlyweds before there were kids; and C) marriages work a lot better if there's more than sex holding you two together in the first place. If the only bond you have with your spouse is sex, then you have one fucked up marriage indeed.

7/2/2007 5:20:21 AM



For that token, why don´t they go with prostitutes in the first place instead of getting married?

12/28/2009 5:10:03 AM
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