"I am convinced by what he has seen and shown me that he was a former, very highly placed, British Secret Service agent."
Translation: He is an overweight, pimply, fifteen year old kid with a computer in his mom's basement.
6/18/2012 3:56:06 AM
Yes sure! A highly placed British agent just happened to tell you about this. As the Duke is from Greece I suspect it is American parochialism at work here. Get a clue, Greece is not in outer space.
Spot on Michael3ov.
6/18/2012 5:27:57 AM
So Margaret Thatcher was a space case. I thought so.
6/18/2012 5:44:50 AM
For the last time... Men in Black... is not... a documentary.
6/18/2012 6:04:32 AM
The anonymous former intelligence agent... the best source of info that conspiracy theorists ever have.
6/18/2012 6:43:16 AM
lol, confusing MIB for reality I see.
6/18/2012 7:55:37 AM
he was a former, very highly placed, British Secret Service agent.
Britain doesn't have a secret service. We have a Security Service (MI5) and a Secret Intelligence Service (MI6) but not a Secret Service
6/18/2012 7:57:17 AM
Eww, the Duke of Edinburgh is a Markab? Don't get close to him or you might catch the Drafa Plague.
6/18/2012 8:33:50 AM
I can see why they rejected this as the script for MIB3.
6/18/2012 8:42:28 AM
Your friend is an epic troll, and has trolled you good and hard.
Well played to him, I say.
Even if the secret agent part is true, there's a little thing called the official secrets act he'd probably like to keep on the right side of, so made up some shit for the lulz, never thinking you'd take him seriously. That's about the most charitably I can spin this.
6/18/2012 9:01:12 AM
"Although I cannot give his name for personal security reasons"
Yeah, better not give any identifying clues either...
"he was a former, very highly placed, British Secret Service agent. One of his duties involved a detachment under Margaret Thatcher. She amongst many other things used to shout at him to get various telex messages done. He was also present with Mrs Thatcher and remembers seeing her going "bonkers" just after being informed of the sinking of the Belgrano."
Well done... you have just given enough information to identify him very quickly... I'm sure your friend will be charmed when MI6 show up on his doorstep.
If your friend is still free at this point, you know he was leading you on... if not, you can expect to have a knock on your door soon, as they take this shit seriously and simply having secrets passed to you will earn you a long stay in prison.
And that's how we know you're lying your fucking head off... :)
6/18/2012 9:45:18 AM
I used to be a 97B (though not "highly placed,") and I can attest that jerking around the credulous and gullible is a fun way to waste and afternoon.
6/18/2012 10:24:43 AM
Hey Brendan, how's Europe looking to you? Still pretty good, huh?
6/18/2012 11:15:15 AM
Well, Thatcher was bonkers. Though not as bonkers as you, it would seem.
6/18/2012 11:20:40 AM
I'm going to give you the benifit of the doubt and say his friend was an agent of some description.
He trolled you. He trolled you so hard, and he managed to keep a straight face, and you still believe it. Hats of to him for being able to say that without laughing.
Oh, and also; if it were true, he broke the official secrets act. Do you really think someone who dedicated their life to their country would do that?
6/18/2012 12:09:19 PM
Dave, when your friend told you that, you must have mistaken sarcasm for truth and not considered the fact that he told you a story that is so out there, MI6 would not charge him for divulging top secret information because it's such obvious bullshit to get you off his case. Your taking it serious is probably something he didn't even consider possible, it's so stupid.
6/18/2012 12:13:12 PM
Creedence Leonore Gielgud
Oh no! They done killed another Truthseeker!
6/18/2012 1:23:28 PM
@nazani14: I'm sure guys like this just assume any counterintelligence agent is highly-placed and know where all the aliens are, as it inflates their self-worth to think they have a very in-the-know "source."
6/18/2012 2:09:18 PM
"This is not a new theory, in fact in the 1970's colourful characters such as "Valiant Thor" an alien who worked inside the Pentagon were reported in the books like "Stranger at the Pentagon" by Dr Frank Stranges."
He was named Mighty Thor at first but then they had to change it. For copyright reasons you see.
6/18/2012 2:49:28 PM
First off, we don't have a Secret Service. We have a Security Service and a Secret Intelligence Service but no Secret Service.
Secondly, you just informed as that, as well as being evil incarnate, Thatcher was batshit. This isn't exactly news to us but thanks for the confirmation.
6/18/2012 2:59:09 PM
Change your fruity little club's name to Fictionseekers before I beat you with a banana.
6/18/2012 3:04:56 PM
Pfff, Thatcher wasn't an alien, she was a robot. Get your facts straight.
6/18/2012 4:21:29 PM
Filin De Blanc
"Margaret Thatcher also knew that two members of the House of Commons were also not human beings"
In fairness, I suspect most British citizens have thought that themselves at times. Two seems like a conservative estimate, in fact.
6/18/2012 7:01:01 PM
Even more hard to believe is the fact that some people believe that these disguised aliens are amongst us in greater numbers than we ever thought - infiltrating our positions of power. This is not a new theory, in fact in the 1970's colourful characters such as "The Mighty Thor" an alien who worked in the Avengers were reported in the books like "Marvel Comics".
One instance of this perhaps happening in the U.K. of which I have heard, came from a friend of mine here in Edinburgh. Although I cannot give her name for personal security reasons I am convinced by what she has seen and shown me that she was a former, very highly placed, agent named Black Widow. One of her duties involved an attachment under Margaret Thatcher. She amongst many other things used to shout at her to get various telex messages done. She was also present with Mrs Thatcher and remembers seeing her going "bonkers" just after being informed of the downing of the helicarrier.
I asked this friend, what would you say was the heaviest state secret she had to keep? Strangely she replied that "The heaviest state secret I had to know was that the Duke of Edinburgh is not a human being. He's an extra-terrestrial agent of the Kree Empire. Margaret Thatcher also knew that two members of the House of Commons were Skrulls." Quite a strange story, but coming from somebody so highly placed?
American Veteran and former S.H.I.E.L.D. (Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement, and Logistics Division) officer Nick Fury was partial to the secrets of aliens through his contact with a Top Secret assessment document of the whole UFO situation called "The Secret Invasion". Fury also tells of the incredible government paranoia regarding superhumans being present in sensitive positions and being unstoppable.
6/18/2012 7:02:16 PM
I feel like the Markab are from Scientology, but I'm not sure. Anyone else feel like they've heard it before?
6/18/2012 9:31:46 PM