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Some of the most popular vehicles for this subliminal propaganda are children's television shows, books, and toys. By getting their ideas into the minds of the young, they hope to be able to do the most damage to traditional values and belief. Shows like Pokemon, which features animals "evolving" into new forms, and popular movies like Jurassic Park and X-Men provide a continuous cultural fog of Evolutionism that is impossible for innocent children to escape from.

Apple Macintosh:

However, these propagandists aren't just targeting the young. Take for example Apple Computers, makers of the popular Macintosh line of computers. The real operating system hiding under the newest version of the Macintosh operating system (MacOS X) is called... Darwin! That's right, new Macs are based on Darwinism! While they currently don't advertise this fact to consumers, it is well known among the computer elite, who are mostly Atheists and Pagans. Furthermore, the Darwin OS is released under an "Open Source" license, which is just another name for Communism. They try to hide all of this under a facade of shiny, "lickable" buttons, but the truth has finally come out: Apple Computers promote Godless Darwinism and Communism.

But is this really such a shock? Lets look for a moment at Apple Computers. Founded by long haired hippies, this company has consistently supported 60's counter-cultural "values"2. But there are even darker undertones to this company than most are aware of. Consider the name of the company and its logo: an apple with a bite taken out of it. This is clearly a reference to the Fall, when Adam and Eve were tempted with an apple3 by the serpent. It is now Apple Computers offering us temptation, thereby aligning themselves with the forces of darkness4.

This company is well known for its cult-like following. It isn't much of a stretch to say that it is a cult. Consider co-founder and leader Steve Jobs' constant exhortation through advertising (i.e. mind control) that its followers should "think different". We have to ask ourselves: "think different from whom or what?" The disturbing answer is that they want us to think different than our Christian upbringing, to reject all the values that we have been taught and to heed not the message of the Lord Jesus Christ!

Given the now obvious anti-Christian and cultish nature of Apple Computers, is it any wonder that they have decided to base their newest operating system on Darwinism? This just reaffirms the position that Darwinism is an inherently anti-Christian philosophy spread through propaganda and subliminal trickery, not a science as its brainwashed followers would have us believe.


Dr. Richard Paley, Objective: Ministries 70 Comments [6/21/2012 8:36:20 AM]
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OhJohnNo

I'm sure this is a poe.

6/21/2012 8:39:08 AM

Flah

Yes, I made the same conclusion.

And, if this really is genuine, then I may need to re-think a few things.

6/21/2012 8:40:58 AM

Nicole

Objective: Ministries is a parody site, but I must say that this is no loopier than what a lot of Christian conspiranoids actually believe.

6/21/2012 8:47:58 AM

Jessica

If this isn't a Poe, I am going to have to reevaluate my way of thinking concerning certain mind-sets.
I believed reason and logic didn't work with fundies, but if this isn't a Poe, then it's proven reason and logic doesn't work.
Edited having received new information; Parody site! Phew! Thank Reason for that! There is still a modicum of hope!

6/21/2012 8:49:17 AM

Reynardine

And just think! Stark Bros Nursery, Jung Nursery, Henry Fields Nursery, Gurney Nursery, and your very produce counter are all out to get you, out of sheer Malus!

6/21/2012 8:55:58 AM

werewolf

"Think different" is both grammatically and semantically wrong.

6/21/2012 9:21:19 AM

fishtank

TECHNOLOGY IS SCARY!

6/21/2012 9:25:36 AM

Pist

I really hope it's a poe, because otherwise I think I just can't come up with something sarcastic enough to further make fun of this person.

6/21/2012 9:30:28 AM

Frank

Lets look for a moment at Christianity. Founded by a long haired hippy.

6/21/2012 9:30:33 AM

Mister Spak

Did you know windows was invented by an atheist? The very windows you are using to post your drivel?

Better get off the internet before you lead innocent children away from Jesus.

6/21/2012 9:40:04 AM

Dr. Razark

"'lickable' buttons"?!?

Poe or not, you're using the computer very wrong.

6/21/2012 9:47:37 AM

Mouse

Poe, but extremely funny Poe.

6/21/2012 10:05:40 AM

nazani14

What about the threat of all the British money with Darwin's face on it?

6/21/2012 10:05:44 AM

Anon

I really, really, really hate Apple, but that's because they make underperforming and overly-restrictive bullshit wrapped up in a shiny case and then peddle it at insane prices to utter tossbags.
I just can't see how a company that makes an insane profit selling cheap crap for huge prices could be in any way described as Communist.

Edit, just read the site, it's a good one, although any excuse to tell people how shit Apple are is perfectly exploitable.
Christwire is a good one too.

6/21/2012 10:30:40 AM

Brendan Rizzo

This is really out-of-date with its references, but what really takes the cake with its paranoia and religious idiocy is the belief that Apple computers are evil because their operating system is named after Darwin.

Funny how they do not mention any of Apple's actual unethical business practices, because, as conservatives, they see nothing wrong with those.

EDIT: Of course it has to be a Poe just when I make a pertinent comment...

6/21/2012 10:33:41 AM

anevilmeme

One of my favorite parody sites. Good writing on this one, bravo

6/21/2012 10:49:47 AM

awitch

"Lickable buttons"? That's gross.

6/21/2012 11:13:59 AM

whatever

I'm disappointed to hear that this is a parody site... I was hoping this guy was a genuine Christian extremist nutcase.

Who passed this for submission?

6/21/2012 11:32:21 AM

motobreath137

I'm calling poe as well... but just in case, i'd like to point at that steve jobs is more new age than atheist, he rejected certain cancer treatments on that basis.

6/21/2012 11:36:54 AM



@ Brendan Rizzo

Funny how they do not mention any of Apple's actual unethical business practices...

According to Wikipedia, Foxconn manufactures products for many companies, including: Acer, Amazon, Apple, Cisco, Dell, Hewlett-Packard, Intel, Microsoft, Motorola, Nintendo, Nokia, Samsung, Sony, Toshiba, and Vizio.

Funny how only Apple gets dinged for its practices.

6/21/2012 12:12:30 PM



@ #1415287:

I really, really, really hate Apple, but that's because they make underperforming and overly-restrictive bullshit wrapped up in a shiny case and then peddle it at insane prices to utter tossbags.
I just can't see how a company that makes an insane profit selling cheap crap for huge prices could be in any way described as Communist.

Edit, just read the site, it's a good one, although any excuse to tell people how shit Apple are is perfectly exploitable.


Let me guess: Android fanboi, right?

6/21/2012 12:15:24 PM

John_in_Oz

The possibility that this might be real terrified me. It gave me an adrenaline rush like a child entering a haunted house. Well played, 'Objective Ministeries'.

6/21/2012 12:37:59 PM

ozznova

and dont forget... the apple one retailed for $666.66 when released...

6/21/2012 12:42:12 PM

Cae

I always wondered what it would take for me to side with Apple. Turns out the answers a good old fashioned idiot.

6/21/2012 1:15:15 PM

Meeeh

So much fail!

OSX is NOT open source, Linux is! And open source has nothing to do with communism, many companies are making money off open source products. "Open source" only means the program code is freely available for anyone to modify and re-release under the same license.

6/21/2012 1:31:46 PM
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