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#1415217
OhJohnNo
I'm sure this is a poe.
6/21/2012 8:39:08 AM
#1415219
Flah
Yes, I made the same conclusion.
And, if this really is genuine, then I may need to re-think a few things.
6/21/2012 8:40:58 AM
#1415224
Nicole
Objective: Ministries is a parody site, but I must say that this is no loopier than what a lot of Christian conspiranoids actually believe.
6/21/2012 8:47:58 AM
#1415226
Jessica
If this isn't a Poe, I am going to have to reevaluate my way of thinking concerning certain mind-sets.
I believed reason and logic didn't work with fundies, but if this isn't a Poe, then it's proven reason and logic doesn't work.
Edited having received new information; Parody site! Phew! Thank Reason for that! There is still a modicum of hope!
6/21/2012 8:49:17 AM
#1415231
Reynardine
And just think! Stark Bros Nursery, Jung Nursery, Henry Fields Nursery, Gurney Nursery, and your very produce counter are all out to get you, out of sheer Malus!
6/21/2012 8:55:58 AM
#1415242
werewolf
"Think different" is both grammatically and semantically wrong.
6/21/2012 9:21:19 AM
#1415245
fishtank
TECHNOLOGY IS SCARY!
6/21/2012 9:25:36 AM
#1415251
Pist
I really hope it's a poe, because otherwise I think I just can't come up with something sarcastic enough to further make fun of this person.
6/21/2012 9:30:28 AM
#1415252
Frank
Lets look for a moment at Christianity. Founded by a long haired hippy.
6/21/2012 9:30:33 AM
#1415258
Mister Spak
Did you know windows was invented by an atheist? The very windows you are using to post your drivel?
Better get off the internet before you lead innocent children away from Jesus.
6/21/2012 9:40:04 AM
#1415264
Dr. Razark
"'lickable' buttons"?!?
Poe or not, you're using the computer very wrong.
6/21/2012 9:47:37 AM
#1415269
Mouse
Poe, but extremely funny Poe.
6/21/2012 10:05:40 AM
#1415270
nazani14
What about the threat of all the British money with Darwin's face on it?
6/21/2012 10:05:44 AM
#1415287
Anon
I really, really, really hate Apple, but that's because they make underperforming and overly-restrictive bullshit wrapped up in a shiny case and then peddle it at insane prices to utter tossbags.
I just can't see how a company that makes an insane profit selling cheap crap for huge prices could be in any way described as Communist.
Edit, just read the site, it's a good one, although any excuse to tell people how shit Apple are is perfectly exploitable.
Christwire is a good one too.
6/21/2012 10:30:40 AM
#1415290
Brendan Rizzo
This is really out-of-date with its references, but what really takes the cake with its paranoia and religious idiocy is the belief that Apple computers are evil because their operating system is named after Darwin.
Funny how they do not mention any of Apple's actual unethical business practices, because, as conservatives, they see nothing wrong with those.
EDIT: Of course it has to be a Poe just when I make a pertinent comment...
6/21/2012 10:33:41 AM
#1415296
anevilmeme
One of my favorite parody sites. Good writing on this one, bravo
6/21/2012 10:49:47 AM
#1415300
awitch
"Lickable buttons"? That's gross.
6/21/2012 11:13:59 AM
#1415304
whatever
I'm disappointed to hear that this is a parody site... I was hoping this guy was a genuine Christian extremist nutcase.
Who passed this for submission?
6/21/2012 11:32:21 AM
#1415307
motobreath137
I'm calling poe as well... but just in case, i'd like to point at that steve jobs is more new age than atheist, he rejected certain cancer treatments on that basis.
6/21/2012 11:36:54 AM
#1415319
@ Brendan Rizzo
Funny how they do not mention any of Apple's actual unethical business practices...
According to Wikipedia, Foxconn manufactures products for many companies, including: Acer, Amazon, Apple, Cisco, Dell, Hewlett-Packard, Intel, Microsoft, Motorola, Nintendo, Nokia, Samsung, Sony, Toshiba, and Vizio.
Funny how only Apple gets dinged for its practices.
6/21/2012 12:12:30 PM
#1415320
@ #1415287:
I really, really, really hate Apple, but that's because they make underperforming and overly-restrictive bullshit wrapped up in a shiny case and then peddle it at insane prices to utter tossbags.
I just can't see how a company that makes an insane profit selling cheap crap for huge prices could be in any way described as Communist.
Edit, just read the site, it's a good one, although any excuse to tell people how shit Apple are is perfectly exploitable.
Let me guess: Android fanboi, right?
6/21/2012 12:15:24 PM
#1415327
John_in_Oz
The possibility that this might be real terrified me. It gave me an adrenaline rush like a child entering a haunted house. Well played, 'Objective Ministeries'.
6/21/2012 12:37:59 PM
#1415329
ozznova
and dont forget... the apple one retailed for $666.66 when released...
6/21/2012 12:42:12 PM
#1415337
Cae
I always wondered what it would take for me to side with Apple. Turns out the answers a good old fashioned idiot.
6/21/2012 1:15:15 PM
#1415340
Meeeh
So much fail!
OSX is NOT open source, Linux is! And open source has nothing to do with communism, many companies are making money off open source products. "Open source" only means the program code is freely available for anyone to modify and re-release under the same license.
6/21/2012 1:31:46 PM
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