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"The Scandinavian countries are amongst the most mind-controlled on earth. They are programmed to BEHAVE!
They also have huge problems with depression and alcoholism. Any harmony in those countries is all just a manufactured media presentation.
Islam will shatter the stability of these countries quite nicely at some stage in the near future!
Scandinavia is drowning in porn. No way to treat women IMO.
Breviek was not acting alone IMO. Two gunmen were heard at the sight by many of the children. Most of these so-called lone gunmen have been under some kind of mind control and working on behalf of someone else.

(Hope I have not offended! Just wanted to give another point of view)"

christianwarrior77, Christian Forums 53 Comments [6/22/2012 3:27:43 AM]
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Mudak

Religions don't like it when other entities or organizations get into their mind control territory, huh?

6/22/2012 3:46:55 AM

Reynardine

Depression and alcoholism have been problems at those lattitudes for centuries. It's called seasonal affective disorder. Everything else you said is bus gas.

6/22/2012 3:52:42 AM

Filin De Blanc

You're saying the Norwegian government enlisted Breviek to murder a ton of their own citizens? What possible reason could they have had to do that?

6/22/2012 3:53:11 AM

Szena

Translation: "The happiness and prosperity of primarily secular Scandinavian countries is a threat to my world view, therefore I need to convince myself that there must be something horrible going on there."

6/22/2012 4:15:50 AM

whatever

"Breviek was not acting alone IMO. Two gunmen were heard at the sight by many of the children. Most of these so-called lone gunmen have been under some kind of mind control and working on behalf of someone else."

This belongs in CSTDT.

And yes you have offended. Your statement goes against most eyewitness accounts.

As for Breivik not acting alone, it is known that he was in contact with other right wing groups, but there is no proof that any of those groups were involved in the atrocities in Norway, either in planning or carrying out the attacks.

6/22/2012 4:16:11 AM

Often Partisan

Holy shit.

6/22/2012 4:21:51 AM

Darwin

"Hope I have not offended!"

Too late, the very existence of people as dim as you is offensive to our collective intelligence.

6/22/2012 4:57:14 AM

Ebon

This one is a two-fer: Fundie and conspiracist. Naturally, everything it says about Scandinavia is complete horseshit and it knows it because it claims "any harmony in those countries is all just a manufactured media presentation". In other words, "don't trust your lying eyes".
Worked better when Richard Pryor did the same routine.

6/22/2012 5:08:51 AM

Argle Bargle

@Szena

Nailed it.

6/22/2012 5:19:57 AM

The_L

Wow, someone knows NOTHING about Scandinavia!

BTW, women look at porn too.

6/22/2012 5:22:52 AM

Mister Spak

Any benefits of chistianity is all just a manufactured faux news presentation. The christian extremist are amongst the most mind-controlled on earth. They are programmed to BELIEVE! If you can make a man believe ABSURDITIES you can make him commit ATROCITIES.

Like Breviek.

6/22/2012 5:37:06 AM

whatever

Just to add to Mister Spak's comment that Christians are among the most mind-controlled on Earth, let me quote this from the Good News Club, describing a children's guide to Christianity...

"The instruction manual goes on to champion obedience in all things. In fact, pretty much every lesson that the Good News Club gives involves reminding children that they must, at all costs, obey. If God tells you to kill nonbelievers, he really wants you to kill them all. No questions asked, no exceptions allowed."

Does that not look like mind control to you?

6/22/2012 5:45:39 AM

Doubting Thomas

Is it just me, or is this one huge bowl of crazy?

6/22/2012 6:03:31 AM

Oh My Dog!

Mind control?

Look in the mirror.

6/22/2012 6:32:57 AM

toth

Drowning in porn? I want to go to there.

6/22/2012 6:33:33 AM

Sandchigger

@Filin de Blanc

Gun control, obviously. They let this gunman go around shooting people so they can crack down on gun ownership thus making it all the more easy to enslave their population when the time comes.

The time for what? Fuck if I know, but that's what crazy asshats like christianwarrior77 believe. They're coming to take away your guns and without those you don't have freedom.

6/22/2012 6:48:52 AM

Chatvert

I know this is Finland, not Norway, but...


6/22/2012 7:18:03 AM

Brendan Rizzo

I ought to slug this guy for having the audacity to suggest that a group of countries which are objectively better than my own are mind-controlled or have abnormal problems with depression.

Furthermore, this post is just further proof that the fundies don't mind Islam too much if the Muslims are going after atheists. Such schadenfreude... only American fundies are so morally childish as to revel in it.

6/22/2012 7:50:01 AM

Mayhem

Yes, because the possibility that there were a couple more people involved means that the government must have been behind it. Because psychos only act alone.... (rolls eyes)

6/22/2012 7:50:20 AM

John

Two gunmen were heard at the sight by many of the children.

I understand the other one was actually seen, hiding behind the Grassy Knoll.

6/22/2012 7:55:21 AM

Raised by Horses

You just suggested that Scandinavia's population consists entirely of reprobates and psychopaths. Why on Earth would anyone take offense at that?

6/22/2012 7:58:17 AM

Mystik Spiral

"Scandinavia is drowning in porn. No way to treat women IMO."

Yes, better they be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen makin' you a sammich.

6/22/2012 8:53:07 AM

Fundies Make Me Sick

While this guy is clearly off his rocker, I don't see anything really fundie in this quote. This would fit more into CTSTDT.

6/22/2012 8:56:11 AM

WWWWolf

> The Scandinavian countries are amongst the most mind-controlled on earth.

We are? Care to point out what specifically causes this, as we can't (obviously) tell it from the inside?

[/amazed by lack of proof]

> They also have huge problems with depression and alcoholism. Any harmony in those countries is all just a manufactured media presentation.

I get depressed, but that's because we have these long and dark winters, so you can as well blame God for that, now can't you? Goddamn God and badly designed seasons.

Alcoholism is caused by unemployment, and unemployment is caused by Stephen Elop, that ex-Microsoft prick who came and singlehandedly destroyed Nokia and fucked our economy. Goddamn Americans.

And everyone knows that Eurovision song contest isn't about harmony, it's about ex-Soviet Block vote rigging. Goddamn telephone voting for lousy songs.

[/sarcasm through and through]

> Islam will shatter the stability of these countries quite nicely at some stage in the near future!

Yeah, sure. People are resigning from the churches in droves. They won't put up with Christian politicians spouting bullshit, as we've seen previously. What makes you think they'll listen to Islamic politicians spouting bullshit?

[/sorry, that actually made sense]

> Scandinavia is drowning in porn. No way to treat women IMO.

Yeah, it's not fair that the pornography is on the top shelf in magazine stands! Women are shorter on average, so they have to reach higher! See, this is why a good national Internet infrastructure is so important, delivering porn to all kinds of people equally!

[/kinda semi-serious]

> Breviek was not acting alone IMO.

Are you saying there were two fundamentalist idiots on the loose that day?

[/what the fuck]

> (Hope I have not offended! Just wanted to give another point of view)

Offensive? No. Provoking pity due to cluelessness, on the other hand...

6/22/2012 9:56:12 AM

J. James

...Yes, those happy, prosperous countries are secretly dystopias. That makes total sense, and has LOADS of evidence backing it up...
/sarcasm

6/22/2012 11:21:19 AM
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