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The New York State government recently legalized gay marriage.

Male homosexuality is about as unhealthy as heroin usage. Nevertheless, our state government has decided to celebrate it, apparently for no other reason than to demonstrate their sympathy for a minority group and to emphasize their rejection of the Bible, which prohibits sodomy. If people die, that's just collateral damage.

Great work guys. This may lower costs for Social Security and Medicare, but then don't forget about the higher health care costs of male homosexuals.

jewish philosopher, Torah Philosophy 43 Comments [6/22/2012 3:29:24 AM]
Fundie Index: 57
Submitted By: Wykked Wytch
WTF?! || meh

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It also prohibits adultery, seafood, hasenpfeffer, wearing mixed fabric, etc etc etc. What about the rule that says grow your crops for six years then leave the land barren for the seventh? D'you do that? (or if you don't do the farming yourself, do you know any farmers who do?)

6/22/2012 3:45:03 AM


At least this one realizes lesbians exist, I guess. Doesn't bother arguing why they shouldn't be able to get married, but would you expect any less?

6/22/2012 3:47:30 AM


The Bible used to prohibit gomorrhy, too, but now that they have antibiotics, no one thinks about it.

6/22/2012 3:48:59 AM


Wait - legal gay marriage makes ordinarily straight people turn gay and need more health care?

Only a closet case would think that. Genuinely straight people know that they'll stay straight even if gay marriage is legal.

6/22/2012 4:18:27 AM


Please please please please please please please please!!!!!!!!!


6/22/2012 4:45:49 AM


Yeah ever since we legalised gay marriage up here in Canada our whole society has,... um,... well, nothing has changed as far as I can see.

Move along, nothing to see here.

6/22/2012 4:55:08 AM

David B.

So, still healthier than drinking and smoking then? Actually, that's also healthier than driving your car or falling down the stairs.

So when the world is a pedestrian, tea-total, non-smoking vista of bungalows, perhaps we'll readdress that whole "gay care cost" business, mkay?

6/22/2012 4:59:52 AM


This is an old piece of bullshit based on one very flawed study conducted twenty-five years ago (i.e. when we knew very little about AIDS prevention). When more recent studies are done and controlling for early HIV infections, they show that, what a shock, gay men have roughly the same life expectancy as the general population.

6/22/2012 5:06:44 AM

Argle Bargle

"Male homosexuality is about as unhealthy as heroin usage."

Any proof, other than bible quotes or 30-year old studies based on flawed data?

Didn't think so.

6/22/2012 5:17:03 AM

Mister Spak

You know who else didn't like homosexuals?


Because you jews drink the blood of christian babies.

6/22/2012 5:34:12 AM

Doubting Thomas

[citation fucking needed]

6/22/2012 6:01:10 AM

Oh My Dog!

Heterosexual sex isn't safe either plus the added risk of pregnancy and all its potential problems.

By this logic we should ban "traditional marriage" as well.

6/22/2012 6:15:33 AM


Firstly, sex education would help decrease the risk of sexually transmitted diseases in gay men.

Secondly, people like you saying that "male homosexuality" is evil and unhealthy is increasing depression in gay men which, in turn, increases drug and alcohol abuse in gay men.

So the "danger" that comes from "male homosexuality" is all your fault.

And you're going to deny marriage to lesbians because you hate gay men. You're sexist against men and women.

6/22/2012 6:24:10 AM


"Male homosexuality is about as unhealthy as heroin usage."

Oh, that means you're doing it wrong.

6/22/2012 6:44:46 AM


Whataminnit. If you're a fundie Jew, why are you complaining about people following the bible instead of the torah?

6/22/2012 7:42:56 AM

Raised by Horses


Also, no more "philosophy" for you. All the real philosophers are getting tired of spinning in their graves.

6/22/2012 7:45:31 AM


What does legalizing gay marriage have to do with homosexuality? Do you think straight people are going to start "turning gay" if gay marriage is legal? Do you think gay people are going to stop having sex if it's not?

If people die, that's just collateral damage.

Isn't that the same argument right-wingers use against welfare, food stamps, seat belt laws, gun control, universal health care and Social Security?

6/22/2012 7:45:51 AM

Fundies Make Me Sick

So male homosexuality is disgusting and unhealthy but female homosexuality is just dandy right? Freakin' double standards.

6/22/2012 8:53:02 AM

Mystik Spiral

Putting aside the rest of your blather about how "unhealthy" homosexuality is... don't you guys realize that homosexuality doesn't materialize out of thin air just because gay marriage becomes legal? Gays gonna be gay whether they can marry or not. Douche.

6/22/2012 8:56:46 AM

Thinking Allowed

6/22/2012 9:14:32 AM


If homosexuals die from aids, that's their own problem and none of yours. As is everything else. Let them be.

6/22/2012 12:07:33 PM


Ah, did you see that. Male homosexuality is unhealthy and icky, but female homosexuality is totally okay I assume. Otherwise, why make the distinction? Because you want to masturbate to lesbian porn and not feel guilty I assume.

By the way, what about male bisexuality, male pan-sexuality or male asexuality? Why is it that only men are expected to be heterosexual but not women. Or is it because your opinion of women is so low you don't think it's possible for them to even have any other sexual orientation beyond "baby factory"?

This may lower costs for Social Security and Medicare, but then don't forget about the higher health care costs of male homosexuals
I see what you did there. Figured it wouldn't be a perfect homophobic screed until you wormed some AIDS reference into it.

6/22/2012 12:25:09 PM


don't forget about the higher health care costs of male homosexuals.

Yeah, they're all so unhealthy and out of shape:

Unline all those slim and healthy Jews and Christians:

And apropos of nothing, just for the hell of it:

6/22/2012 12:46:53 PM

Old Viking

More of the usual mindless bilge.

6/22/2012 1:06:04 PM


Although this isn't good, since the guy's Jewish he probably does follow the part about shellfish as well. Still, you fail (it's just more consistent with fundie Jews than fundie Christians).

6/22/2012 2:49:12 PM
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