The New York State government recently legalized gay marriage.
Male homosexuality is about as unhealthy as heroin usage. Nevertheless, our state government has decided to celebrate it, apparently for no other reason than to demonstrate their sympathy for a minority group and to emphasize their rejection of the Bible, which prohibits sodomy. If people die, that's just collateral damage.
Great work guys. This may lower costs for Social Security and Medicare, but then don't forget about the higher health care costs of male homosexuals.
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It also prohibits adultery, seafood, hasenpfeffer, wearing mixed fabric, etc etc etc. What about the rule that says grow your crops for six years then leave the land barren for the seventh? D'you do that? (or if you don't do the farming yourself, do you know any farmers who do?)
The Bible used to prohibit gomorrhy, too, but now that they have antibiotics, no one thinks about it.
Wait - legal gay marriage makes ordinarily straight people turn gay and need more health care?
Only a closet case would think that. Genuinely straight people know that they'll stay straight even if gay marriage is legal.
Yeah ever since we legalised gay marriage up here in Canada our whole society has,... um,... well, nothing has changed as far as I can see.
Move along, nothing to see here.
So, still healthier than drinking and smoking then? Actually, that's also healthier than driving your car or falling down the stairs.
So when the world is a pedestrian, tea-total, non-smoking vista of bungalows, perhaps we'll readdress that whole "gay care cost" business, mkay?
This is an old piece of bullshit based on one very flawed study conducted twenty-five years ago (i.e. when we knew very little about AIDS prevention). When more recent studies are done and controlling for early HIV infections, they show that, what a shock, gay men have roughly the same life expectancy as the general population.
"Male homosexuality is about as unhealthy as heroin usage."
Any proof, other than bible quotes or 30-year old studies based on flawed data?
Didn't think so.
Firstly, sex education would help decrease the risk of sexually transmitted diseases in gay men.
Secondly, people like you saying that "male homosexuality" is evil and unhealthy is increasing depression in gay men which, in turn, increases drug and alcohol abuse in gay men.
So the "danger" that comes from "male homosexuality" is all your fault.
And you're going to deny marriage to lesbians because you hate gay men. You're sexist against men and women.
What does legalizing gay marriage have to do with homosexuality? Do you think straight people are going to start "turning gay" if gay marriage is legal? Do you think gay people are going to stop having sex if it's not?
If people die, that's just collateral damage.
Isn't that the same argument right-wingers use against welfare, food stamps, seat belt laws, gun control, universal health care and Social Security?
Ah, did you see that. Male homosexuality is unhealthy and icky, but female homosexuality is totally okay I assume. Otherwise, why make the distinction? Because you want to masturbate to lesbian porn and not feel guilty I assume.
By the way, what about male bisexuality, male pan-sexuality or male asexuality? Why is it that only men are expected to be heterosexual but not women. Or is it because your opinion of women is so low you don't think it's possible for them to even have any other sexual orientation beyond "baby factory"?
This may lower costs for Social Security and Medicare, but then don't forget about the higher health care costs of male homosexuals
I see what you did there. Figured it wouldn't be a perfect homophobic screed until you wormed some AIDS reference into it.
don't forget about the higher health care costs of male homosexuals.
Yeah, they're all so unhealthy and out of shape:
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Unline all those slim and healthy Jews and Christians:
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And apropos of nothing, just for the hell of it:
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So, have you contacted your local representative about those blasphemous hospitals, ambulances, firemen, police officers, etc. etc. working on the sabbath?
The bible prohibits that as well. What about football - touching the skin of a dead pig?
If you have kids, how much would you sell your daughter for?
As to minority groups getting special sympathy, you are a feaking Jew!!
Since you guys lost your country to the Romans, and were just recently (comparatively speaking) given it back - you advocating Jews to leave Israel too?
If not....
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"don't forget about the higher health care costs of male homosexuals. "
It's well documented that gay men do generally receive much more mental healthcare than their straight counterparts, but that's primarily your fault.
But of course this is most likely yet another mindlessly parroted reference to HIV and queer men. All I have to say to that is that less than 1% of all public-healthcare spending in the US is on HIV/AIDS treatment, and that amount includes members of all genders and orientations.
How does legalizing gay marriage cause homosexuals to magically appear? NYC has ALWAYS had a comparatively high LBGTQ population. All the law does is let them get the legal rights their straight counterparts are entitled to (and bring more money to the city, thanks to the influx of wedding & reception spending).
And [citation needed] on everything else this narrow-minded putz said.
jewish philosopher seems to believe that is gay people can be married, they will start having sex.
News flash: gay people are already having sex with each other. No mariage needed.
How do people die of gay marriage?
Most people contracting AIDS today are heterosexuals, stupid. If gays had not been forced to hide, if they could have had stable open relationships, there might not be an AIDS epidemic at all. The unhealthy thing was to suppress the sexuality.
Citation needed for the higher health cost, please.
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It's as plain as day, atheism explains nothing. If evolution made us, then who made evolution?
Go ahead and cry out to your magic evolution fairy. Will it answer you? Doesn't that prove it's a fraud, a myth?
Worms cannot turn into people.
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@Jewish Philosopher
Wow, that's a lot of projection. Does your god answer you when you cry out? If he doesn't, doesn't that prove that he's a myth?
Dirt cannot turn into a man, a rib can't turn into a woman, and snakes can't talk. Christianity and Judaism are dead.
When will Jewish Philosopher realize this?
Jewish Philospher
It's as plain as day, atheism explains nothing. If evolution made us, then who made evolution?
Go ahead and cry out to your magic evolution fairy. Will it answer you? Doesn't that prove it's a fraud, a myth?
Worms cannot turn into people.
EVOLUTION IS DEAD!
When will members of this site, std.com, realize that?
So tell me, syphilitic morons of std.com, why should I believe in the magic evolution fairy? Why not the FSM?
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> Male homosexuality is about as unhealthy as heroin usage.
[citation needed]
The hell do you think condoms and lubricants are for?
By the way, these so-called "gay diseases" affect straight people more than gays.
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