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Societies recent obsession with the undead, zombies is the flavor of the moment + psychoactive drug that inhibits rational thinking and reasoning, amplifies emotional impulse, while wrecking general havoc and destruction of the mind of the user = drug crazed cannibals.

No demons required.

Saves Satan some foot soldiers for more trying matters. Free will allows said person to willingly take said substance of the month.

That's all too human. You can't blame the devil for the poor choices of an individual.

Satan is a tempter first and foremost. Drugs are one of very many things he offers and makes appealing to take. Satan will get his for his part. Rest assured. Satan's doom was foretold before our Lord Jesus Christ's first coming, and so he works to the end of wickedness because Satan knows his time is short.

But it needs to be said that genuine demonic possession is an exceedingly rare phenomenon. Unmistakable and mostly unprovable.

Drug induced violence, even drug induced cannibals aren't anything special when you look behind the curtain. Just another symptom of the sin condition, the result of a poor choice on the end of the individual come to fruition.

Satan sells sin and we're buyers.

The one that sows sin reaps death, regardless of his merchant: Be it Satan or otherwise. To that end, we don't need Satan's help to be wicked.

All of us are home brewers of sin and wickedness of every kind.

TimothyK, Rapture Ready 53 Comments [6/22/2012 3:43:36 AM]
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whatever

"All of us are home brewers of sin and wickedness of every kind."

Meh... fairly standard RR superstitious claptrap.

Even Rapture Ready isn't trying any more.

6/22/2012 4:08:04 AM

Often Partisan

I thought flavour of the moment was bad dystopias ripped off The Hunger Games (or do i follow too many bad writing websites?)

6/22/2012 4:22:57 AM

Reynardine

Satan= big pharma? I could go with that.

6/22/2012 4:33:57 AM

michael3ov

"psychoactive drug that inhibits rational thinking and reasoning"

By "psychoactive drug" you mean religion, right?

6/22/2012 4:42:01 AM

Darwin

So, what you're saying is that Satan can get away with all sorts of shit because your god can't, or won't, stop him. Pretty weak and ineffectual god, wouldn't you say?

Well, you probably wouldn't, but I would.

6/22/2012 4:52:34 AM

Filin De Blanc

Drugs are the T-Virus?

6/22/2012 4:53:40 AM

Ebon

Dude, I actually DO worship Satan and I can assure you that my Lord has nothing to do with this shit.

6/22/2012 4:58:59 AM

motobreath

Heroin withdraw was the last straw for my faith. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. A benevolent god wouldn't punish me with withdraw and lead his follwers to create laws to punish me because i was being punished. Even if there were empirical evidence for the god of Abraham, i already experienced all the hell he could ever impose and I would still choose to avoid his company. I went to the church asking for help with the withdraw symptoms in there shelter, but they turned me away because i had a job(still homeless at the time tho) and called the police to report the paraphernalia i had on me.

6/22/2012 5:01:07 AM

motobreath

I swear i dont know how i posted this twice.

6/22/2012 5:09:34 AM

Robespierre

Speak for yourself. If YOU sin, that's your problem. Sola gratia morality is among the most disgusting I have found so far.
Anyway, weren't fundies complaining about vampires and wizards?

6/22/2012 5:10:56 AM

Argle Bargle

Meh, this is standard filler for RR forums when they're not obsessing over the next apocalypse date.

Anywhere else this would be much higher on the fundie-o-meter.

6/22/2012 5:15:42 AM

The_L

Ahh. We haven't had some RR crazy in a while.

6/22/2012 5:17:44 AM

Mister Spak

Societies recent obsession with religion, demons, gay recruiting, is the flavor of the moment + psychoactive drug that inhibits rational thinking and reasoning, amplifies emotional impulse, while wrecking general havoc and destruction of the mind of the user = fundies.

Saves Satan some foot soldiers for more trying matters.

6/22/2012 5:26:08 AM

Doubting Thomas

You can't blame the devil for the poor choices of an individual.
To that end, we don't need Satan's help to be wicked.


The only things in this post which makes any sense, but not for the same reasons the author thinks.

6/22/2012 5:47:21 AM

Oh My Dog!

meh, pretty tame for RR.

6/22/2012 6:02:07 AM

rebel

"To that end, we don't need Satan's help to be wicked."
That, I can agree with. Some people are just plain evil.
Others are just plain stupid.
I'll leave you to figure out which you are, Timmy.

6/22/2012 6:13:44 AM

Papabear

Not that I'm defending belief in zombies, but you're way out on an unsupported limb when you're suggesting religion is "rational thinking and reasoning."

6/22/2012 6:40:50 AM

fishtank

"All of us are home brewers of sin and wickedness of every kind."

And we all enjoy it. Get a life.

6/22/2012 6:56:04 AM

Lucilius

Oh, fundies - always worried someone else's fiction will supplant theirs.

6/22/2012 7:20:54 AM

John

Fundie Beliefs #17: - The Value of Belief and Prayer

Belief is not always rewarded on earth. Satan, the Pope’s friend and God’s Nemesis, tests believers by punishing them with stuff like sex, drugs and money; whereas God tests believers by giving them cancer, having their children raped, and destroying whole cities with volcanoes and earthquakes. God does, however, occasionally reward belief. For example, suppose a good fundamentalist and an atheist both get their legs blown off in a war. For the believer, it’s obviously a reward: God has stepped in and saved him from death. For the atheist, it’s equally obvious that God has taken his legs as a punishment for his disbelief.

Satan and his demons are just itching to possess good Christians and make bad things happen to them, while ignoring Catholics, atheists and other enemies of God. That’s why fundamentalists often drop out of high school, find themselves stuck in menial, low paying jobs, get caught driving drunk or fighting in bars, end up in jail, get stuck living in a double-wide in Alabama and other demon-inspired things.

6/22/2012 7:32:47 AM

Mayhem

Drug-crazed cannibals?

Like those people who drink alcohol in the form of wine and then eat the flesh of Jesus?

6/22/2012 7:37:52 AM

Noneofyourbusiness

I'm sorry, was this English?

6/22/2012 7:54:00 AM



With all these implications about responsibility, this guy's probably a closet Satanist.

6/22/2012 8:10:35 AM

nazani14

So, you've heard about my mead.

6/22/2012 8:35:25 AM

Philbert McAdamia

So Satan is going to get his, one of these days? Isn't he already in hell? Hasn't slowed him down much, has it?

and Societies recent obsession with the undead, zombies
*ahem*

6/22/2012 9:07:32 AM
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