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If we comprehend God, He is not God. Guess what!? You can't comprehend God. We humans think we can because we are simply human, and we are sinful. You know how I know you can't comprehend God? You ask questions like if God is real why did He do this, why did God create the world if He knew it would be sinful, etc. If you could answer all the questions about God, He would not be God. Therefore, since you ask these questions about God, you're proving God exists.

Jesus is Savior, Yahoo Answers 54 Comments [6/24/2012 3:04:57 AM]
Fundie Index: 58
WTF?! || meh
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OhJohnNo

U mad, logic?

6/24/2012 3:24:41 AM

Reynardine

And there you are, lecturing to us about a concept you admit you can't understand.

6/24/2012 3:27:45 AM

PlsGoobyPls

How does unicorn magic work?

I guess it must be real too.

6/24/2012 3:30:07 AM

Philbert McAdamia

If you could answer all the questions about God, He would not be God. Therefore, since you ask these questions about God, you're proving God exists.

But -- since the god questions have been answered, by science, -- didn't that just prove he does not? Are you cra.....
never mind.

6/24/2012 3:45:33 AM

Szena

Fundie logic at its finest.

6/24/2012 4:22:42 AM

Raised by Horses

"You're fired!"
-Logic

6/24/2012 5:39:39 AM

Nicole

Agent Orange's Propaganda & Debate Techniques page would like to have a word with this asshat - he's making a virtue out of a fault.

6/24/2012 6:23:01 AM

Brendan Rizzo

I would have hit "meh" if it weren't for the last line. Of course this fundie probably thinks of God as an old man in the clouds regardless.

6/24/2012 6:55:51 AM

Doubting Thomas

Funny how fundies claim you can't comprehend God, but they seem to know intimately what he likes and doesn't like humans to do.

6/24/2012 7:00:36 AM

Thinking Allowed


6/24/2012 7:41:10 AM

Oh My Dog!

So, if you can't comprehend God then how could you know the Christian version is the correct one?

6/24/2012 8:04:07 AM

Jeff Weskamp

Okay, you believe that humans cannot comprehend God. But you then proceed to tell us what He wants us to do and not to do. He doesn't want us to have gay sex, cheat on our spouses, patronize prostitutes, smoke pot, view pornography. And He wants us to serve him as Christians, not as Muslims, Jews, or Wiccans. But God is incomprehensible, mind you!

Benjamin Franklin called theologians out on this bullshit. He said that the same theologians who talk about God being "beyond human comprehension" will then proceed to analyze God like an entomologist dissecting a beetle.

Here's the secret: God is comprehensible for the clergy and theologians, but when others call them on their contradictions and fallacies, suddenly God moves beyond comprehension (or at least, the comprehension of the theologians' critics!).

6/24/2012 8:11:36 AM

Papabear

I comprehend God. God is a fictional character, made up by people over centuries to make themselves feel better and for the control of the masses.

6/24/2012 8:16:01 AM

moose

Since I ask about pots of gold being at the end of a rainbow....that means that actually exist????? I need to start chasing down rainbows.....

6/24/2012 9:09:00 AM



"If we comprehend God, He is not God. Guess what!? You can't comprehend God."

Um... that's only true if you comprehend god... and since you can't comprehend god, it's not true.

6/24/2012 9:51:50 AM

Ebon

Insane troll logic.

6/24/2012 10:13:24 AM

Renon

In order to describe those qualities god supposedly has, you have to be able to comprehend it. Otherwise, you are talking about nothing out of your ass.

6/24/2012 10:41:42 AM

Indicible

Can you answer all questions about me?
No?
Then, that means I must be god!!

6/24/2012 11:06:46 AM

Shockna

"Therefore, since you ask these questions about God, you're proving God exists."

Sounds kinda like good old presuppositional apologetics. My favorite kind of idiotic lunacy.

6/24/2012 11:24:25 AM

J. James

Says you. Got any proof? No? Then shut up.

6/24/2012 11:27:09 AM

evilred

Someone was apparently dropped on their head repeatedly as a small child.

6/24/2012 11:30:44 AM

John_in_Oz

I know I'm convinced.

6/24/2012 12:16:44 PM

checkmate

Therefore, since you ... you're proving God exists.

Hey, Jesus is Savior, go down to your local community college and sign up for Logic 101. After about the third class you'll understand - correction: you *should be able to understand* - what's wrong with your argument.

Now let me see:

- I can't comprehend warp drive and ask questions about it, therefore warp drive exists.

etc., etc.

6/24/2012 12:24:06 PM

Old Viking

We would gladly accede that God is incomprehensible if you would agree to stop explaining him to us.

6/24/2012 12:47:30 PM

JSS

Don't ask me how the God of the Bible exists. That's just further proof that the God of the Bible exists!

6/24/2012 1:24:26 PM
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