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U mad, logic?
6/24/2012 3:24:41 AM
And there you are, lecturing to us about a concept you admit you can't understand.
6/24/2012 3:27:45 AM
How does unicorn magic work?
I guess it must be real too.
6/24/2012 3:30:07 AM
If you could answer all the questions about God, He would not be God. Therefore, since you ask these questions about God, you're proving God exists.
But -- since the god questions have been answered, by science, -- didn't that just prove he does not? Are you cra.....
6/24/2012 3:45:33 AM
Fundie logic at its finest.
6/24/2012 4:22:42 AM
Raised by Horses
6/24/2012 5:39:39 AM
6/24/2012 6:23:01 AM
I would have hit "meh" if it weren't for the last line. Of course this fundie probably thinks of God as an old man in the clouds regardless.
6/24/2012 6:55:51 AM
Funny how fundies claim you can't comprehend God, but they seem to know intimately what he likes and doesn't like humans to do.
6/24/2012 7:00:36 AM
6/24/2012 7:41:10 AM
Oh My Dog!
So, if you can't comprehend God then how could you know the Christian version is the correct one?
6/24/2012 8:04:07 AM
Okay, you believe that humans cannot comprehend God. But you then proceed to tell us what He wants us to do and not to do. He doesn't want us to have gay sex, cheat on our spouses, patronize prostitutes, smoke pot, view pornography. And He wants us to serve him as Christians, not as Muslims, Jews, or Wiccans. But God is incomprehensible, mind you!
Benjamin Franklin called theologians out on this bullshit. He said that the same theologians who talk about God being "beyond human comprehension" will then proceed to analyze God like an entomologist dissecting a beetle.
Here's the secret: God is comprehensible for the clergy and theologians, but when others call them on their contradictions and fallacies, suddenly God moves beyond comprehension (or at least, the comprehension of the theologians' critics!).
6/24/2012 8:11:36 AM
I comprehend God. God is a fictional character, made up by people over centuries to make themselves feel better and for the control of the masses.
6/24/2012 8:16:01 AM
Since I ask about pots of gold being at the end of a rainbow....that means that actually exist????? I need to start chasing down rainbows.....
6/24/2012 9:09:00 AM
"If we comprehend God, He is not God. Guess what!? You can't comprehend God."
Um... that's only true if you comprehend god... and since you can't comprehend god, it's not true.
6/24/2012 9:51:50 AM
Insane troll logic.
6/24/2012 10:13:24 AM
In order to describe those qualities god supposedly has, you have to be able to comprehend it. Otherwise, you are talking about nothing out of your ass.
6/24/2012 10:41:42 AM
Can you answer all questions about me?
Then, that means I must be god!!
6/24/2012 11:06:46 AM
"Therefore, since you ask these questions about God, you're proving God exists."
Sounds kinda like good old presuppositional apologetics. My favorite kind of idiotic lunacy.
6/24/2012 11:24:25 AM
Says you. Got any proof? No? Then shut up.
6/24/2012 11:27:09 AM
Someone was apparently dropped on their head repeatedly as a small child.
6/24/2012 11:30:44 AM
I know I'm convinced.
6/24/2012 12:16:44 PM
Therefore, since you ... you're proving God exists.
Hey, Jesus is Savior, go down to your local community college and sign up for Logic 101. After about the third class you'll understand - correction: you *should be able to understand* - what's wrong with your argument.
Now let me see:
- I can't comprehend warp drive and ask questions about it, therefore warp drive exists.
6/24/2012 12:24:06 PM
We would gladly accede that God is incomprehensible if you would agree to stop explaining him to us.
6/24/2012 12:47:30 PM
Don't ask me how the God of the Bible exists. That's just further proof that the God of the Bible exists!
6/24/2012 1:24:26 PM
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