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same sex marrage is wrong if its wrong for to people of the same sex to have sex its wrong to let them marry being bing gay or lesbean is wrong as lieing or stealing if we legalize it it saying that its ok to by gay and its not this nation was founded on christion beleafs let us not stray from the streat and narrow the country is already falling appart with morral dicay lets not add to it

Markus, Myspace 38 Comments [12/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Acetv

BELEAFS.

12/29/2005 5:01:20 AM

Eri

I'd guess the country is more in danger from spelling decay, if this person is any indication.

12/29/2005 5:20:49 AM

CousinTed

Why are the biggest idiots always on Myspace?

12/29/2005 5:29:23 AM

Winston Jen

Because \"Myspace\" is \"Theirspace\".

12/29/2005 6:12:06 AM

Bob Zimmerman

Markus, I'd like to introduce you to a few of my friends. Misters comma, period, and exclamation point come readily to mind.

I could forgive the atrocious spelling if that was all it was, but instead, he leaves out any and all punctuation, thereby making himself rather difficult to understand.

Too bad there's not a \"Congratulations on your penis man\" (or some other such phrase) award.

After translating from 'idiot' into English, it still amazes me how wrongheaded that is. \"Interracial marriage is wrong. If it's wrong for two people of mixed race to have a relationship, then they shouldn't be able to marry each other. That would be like saying it's okay!\"

12/29/2005 7:32:47 AM

BigDaddyJ

Hukd on foniks aint wurkd fir Markus.

12/29/2005 8:51:57 AM

Jeremy

This guy is practically illiterate.

12/29/2005 10:01:34 AM

ryan

I gus tht thes cuntry wesn't funded on spilling othirwese wi wuld bi in truble

12/29/2005 10:34:38 AM

The Last Conformist

Unreadable.

12/29/2005 11:51:30 AM

llDayo

i'm so sick of theas ideots who try to speek as if there so smart and no evrything but cant do simpel speling or punctuation they're gramer suck to but it is helping morral dicay lets not add to it

12/29/2005 2:02:26 PM

David D.G.

Now THAT one was painful to read in more ways than one. My brain still hurts!


~David D.G.

12/29/2005 2:53:04 PM

xMinionX

That's a really long sentence. Oh, wait...

12/29/2005 5:35:40 PM

Dragon

Y'know, it's people like this that tempt me to join Myspace just to flame them.
But, um, so not worth it.

12/29/2005 7:05:33 PM

Darth Wang

Circular reasoning, horrible grammar and spelling, the whole post is one long run - on sentence, the founding fathers were deists, what ISN'T wrong with this post?

12/29/2005 8:13:22 PM

NonHomogenized

Atrocious spelling aside, Markus' statement is just as bad as his writing abilities.
First of all, in what way is having homosexual relations as bad as lying or stealing? Whom does it harm?
Secondly, I want Markus to support his completely unfounded assertion that the U.S.A. was founded on christian beliefs.
I'm willing to bet Markus could not address either of these points, not even in his seemingly usual, befuddled, spelling-error-ridden style of writing.

12/29/2005 9:46:27 PM

Dragon

It wasn't founded ON Christian beliefs, I don't think. But it was founded by Christians. I don't think any of the founding fathers were non-Christian. So- maybe that's what he meant?
And have we ever had a non-Christian president? I don't remember, but I think we haven't.

12/29/2005 11:20:13 PM

NonHomogenized

Dragon, I think you need to take another look at the religious beliefs of the founding fathers ;-)

here's a good start:
http://www.theology.edu/journal/volume2/ushistor.htm

12/29/2005 11:57:38 PM

Phil

\"christion beleafs\"

If Markus is dyslexic, he has my sympathy. If he is not, he has my pity.

No, strike that. Because of his bigotry, either way he has my contempt.

12/30/2005 12:24:29 AM

CT

Say what??

12/30/2005 2:55:12 AM

Dragon

Thankeh, NonHomogenized. I thought they were, that's why I said it.

12/30/2005 4:02:28 AM

Coffee

If Markus speaks like he writes, he's obviously suffering from oxygen deprivation. That would explain the brain damage.

12/30/2005 1:30:14 PM

DoctorX

Most Irritating Post Ever Award

12/31/2005 6:01:50 PM

redfergus

If he's dyslexic, then he's a bigoted and ignorant dyslexic. There is so much wrong with this paragraph that cannot be excused by literacy problems.

However, I suspect it's not dyslexia but home schooling, by people as ignorant as he is, that is responsible for this word casserole.


4/23/2008 4:10:32 PM

apYrs

<punctuation marks mode><off>

4/23/2008 5:13:44 PM

GigaGuess

First, it's called punctuation. Use it.

Second, it's called spellcheck. Use it.

Third, lying hurts people. Stealing hurts people. Just who does a marriage between two consenting adults hurt again?

4/23/2008 5:18:06 PM
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