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President Obama has proven by his words and deeds to be a true enemy of God as detailed in James 4:4. He has been the most pro-death President in history, supporting the legalized slaughter of innocent babies here and around the world, he is a staunch advocate of the radical homosexual agenda, and he has been a great friend to the enemies of Israel. On every major spiritual issue of the day, President Obama has proven to be an enemy of God and a true tool of satan!

Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney is a 5th generation member and a priest in the satanically inspired Mormon cult. He and others in his cult LIE when they claim to be Christians, since Mormon doctrine is 100% inconsistent with Biblical Christianity and a Mormon is no more a Christian than a Muslim is. He deceives people by saying he believes in "God" and "Jesus" is his savior, when the "god" of Romney's cult is NOT the God of the Bible, and their "jesus" is NOT the Jesus of the Bible. Romney and those in his cult believe the Bible to be a flawed and incomplete book and look at Biblical Christians as inferior and non-believers for rejecting the beliefs of their cult.

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So who is a Christian to vote for with a clear conscience? The answer is simple...JESUS!!!

I am encouraging true followers of Jesus Christ to say NO to satan and say YES to Jesus! This November, write in the name JESUS for President! The option will be several third party candidates. Sadly, no candidate outside of the two major parties have any chance at winning the election. So rather than vote for a third party candidate, write in the name of Jesus for President.

Your vote for JESUS is not helping President Obama get re-elected, nor is it helping Mitt Romney get elected, it is telling satan you will not be responsible for either of his tools becoming our next President! Men need to quit looking to men for answers, but to the Lord!

Bill Keller, Vote For Jesus 74 Comments [6/25/2012 3:19:06 AM]
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Titania

Ensuring Obabma is relected, one write-in at a time.

6/25/2012 3:24:47 AM

Filin De Blanc

"He has been the most pro-death President in history,"

Have you seriously forgotten the two wars the last president started?

6/25/2012 3:42:51 AM

keefus

I wholeheartedly approve of this message. Get the fundies and freaks to waste their ballots, rather than vote for Romney?

Spread the word!

6/25/2012 3:45:16 AM

\m/>_<\m/

holy crap, it's a roundhouse of p.r.a.t.t's! no work needed \o/ w00t!!

6/25/2012 3:58:25 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

Umm, jesus can't be President. He wasn't born in America.

6/25/2012 4:06:35 AM



I'm ok with this.

6/25/2012 4:08:17 AM

Filin De Blanc

"Umm, jesus can't be President. He wasn't born in America."

Yeah, when is Jesus going to show us his birth certificate!? :P

6/25/2012 4:08:24 AM

MK

Finally, a crazy fundie idea worth getting behind.

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Although, I have a feeling this is going to be exposed as a Poe later today.

6/25/2012 4:13:03 AM

Raised by Horses

"So who is a Christian to vote for with a clear conscience? The answer is simple...JESUS!!!"

So... you're going to vote for a middle-eastern man who didn't speak a word of English and told his followers to give up all their possessions, yet you think Obama is a foreign-born socialist/communist/Marxist moose-limb and you have a problem with that.

Also, it's going to be awkward when President Jesus is forced present his birth certificate, and is unable to so much as prove his parentage.

6/25/2012 4:19:07 AM

Matante

Picking some third party fanatic would actually accomplish more than that.
"I could vote for someone who has no chance to win, but wait, I could be even more useless than that!!!"
Voting for a third party at least shows your support for said party.

6/25/2012 4:21:38 AM

Reynardine

Oh, yes, please, by all means! Jesus entered Jerusalem on an ass and you'll exit Washington on yours!

6/25/2012 4:37:28 AM

Leighton Buzzard

Jesus who? Thousands of dudes called Jesus. How are you gonna know which one of 'em won?

6/25/2012 4:43:50 AM

Mister Spak

Jesus is not a natural born American. Where is his birth certificate?

6/25/2012 5:45:55 AM

CanadianBroad

So what happens when "Jesus" carries Texas, Mississippi, Tennesee, Kentucky, Alabama, both Carolinas and West Virginia?

Aaaaah-hahahahahahaaaa ....

6/25/2012 6:03:18 AM

Atheissimo

My are they going to be upset when Jesus, the Hispanic car mechanic from California who put his name on the ballot to campaign for better school transport, is elected President and does nice things for all those horrible brown people that God hates.

6/25/2012 6:17:01 AM

Kat S.

Man, I know you want Jesus to return, but I don't think this is the way to do that.

Besides, let's say, hypothetically, that Jesus Christ did manage to win the 2012 election in our country, I can see many people contesting that He isn't a U.S. born citizen of the United States.

Lastly, I don't think Jesus Christ would be into the politics of the United States. I think He would be the, "If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve." kind of being.

6/25/2012 6:19:03 AM

Rob aka Mediancat

Not only was he not born in the US, he hasn't spent enough time in the US, and his mortal form is under the age of 35. He's ineligible by pretty much every other standard.

Rob

6/25/2012 6:52:58 AM

Doubting Thomas

The problem is that there is no write-in option for president. Secondly, Jesus is not only not a natural-born citizen, if he even existed he died some 2000 years ago.

I do, however, just love the conundrum that conservative fundies find themselves in this November, having to vote for either a darkie gay-loving pro-abortion Muslim, or a Satanic cult member pretending to be Christian.

6/25/2012 7:09:42 AM

toth

I 100% support this initiative.

6/25/2012 7:17:36 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Wow, he's off his rocker.

Also, do conservatives sincerely believe that Israel can do no wrong? Because every time a president decides not to let Israel boss him around, conservatives go on like he's the Antichrist.

6/25/2012 7:17:52 AM

KittyKaboom

Stupidest thing I've ever read. Thanks for helping our handsome president to get a second term, though.

God damn, you people are so fucking stupid it actually causes me pain.

6/25/2012 7:32:54 AM

OhJohnNo

An excellent idea. Less opposition to Obama.

6/25/2012 7:34:18 AM

JSS

Okay, vote for Jesus.

As for me, I'm going to write in George Washington...

6/25/2012 7:47:19 AM



Well, I'm pretty sure a requirement for the presidency is to be currently living.

6/25/2012 8:06:09 AM

Thinking Allowed

Hey Bill, you do realize that Jesus can't run for president. He's not a natural born American.

6/25/2012 8:09:05 AM
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