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The same reason they regulate, restrict and monitor smoking is the EXACT same reason they should regulate, restrict and monitor homosexuals.



NoLibZone, Free Republic 78 Comments [6/26/2012 3:35:40 AM]
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Vman

@ TheLastCenturion:

These people don't see anything wrong with being blatantly discriminatory.

6/26/2012 3:26:18 PM



The reason you rant, rave, and froth at the mouth is the EXACT same reason I don't give a damn what you rave about: You're an idiot with no basis in reality.

6/26/2012 3:41:38 PM

Ebon

Homosexuality does not, in and of itself, damage anyone's health.
Smoking, in and of itself, damages health (and I say this as someone who smokes a pack a day). It also damages the health of those who breath in your smoke unless you take care to smoke where others cannot do so.

6/26/2012 3:51:58 PM

Often Partisan

The reason they regulate smoking has got to do with stuff like, if I'm a worker in a bar and have to be exposed to other peopel's smoke, that's not really fair, as it's proven to cause health problems. So it's banned to protect the workers. I don't see how gays provide the same threat.

6/26/2012 4:15:10 PM

tranz2deep

Dude, Homosexuality is not carcinogenic.

6/26/2012 4:18:05 PM

Oh My Dog!

Interesting.

No one has said anything about smoking fags.

6/26/2012 5:13:42 PM

John

So if you like the government regulating, restricting and monitoring smoking, by the same logic, do you agree with the government regulating, restricting and monitoring gun ownership? How about 20 oz. soft drinks? Or maybe they should regulate, restrict and monitor your sex life. You like that? Be careful - you might be drummed out of Free Republic.

6/26/2012 6:02:59 PM

Sasha

So gay men and lesbians will have to go outside the buildings where they work in order to have sex during office hours?

Kinky.

6/26/2012 6:42:39 PM

Karana

You get cancer and emphysema from being gay?

6/26/2012 7:58:39 PM

Argle Bargle

I think somebody heard the British slang word for "cigarette" and got a little bit confused.

6/26/2012 11:57:46 PM

rebel

Because they both have the potential to cause cancer? Kindly get an education, twit.

6/27/2012 3:22:24 AM



Since when did homosexuals cause lung cancer, etc?

6/27/2012 10:26:55 AM

SpukiKitty

Homosexuality, cigarettes, smoking....
I know these jerks tend to call gays "fags" but this is ridiculous.

"Second-Hand Homosexuality" sounds kinda neat in a weird sort of way.

6/28/2012 9:33:53 AM

Agahnim

I bet any relatives you had that lived during prohibition would have said this:

"The same reason they regulate, restrict and monitor alcohol is the EXACT same reason they should regulate, restrict and monitor black people."

6/28/2012 6:54:59 PM

Osiris

So we have a gay and no gay sections?

6/28/2012 10:24:31 PM

Fawful has seen God has a vagina on top of his penis

@SaneChick:

"HIV Virus"? Can you say DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment?

6/29/2012 9:15:47 AM



Nagol

The last time I checked the government wasn't monitoring smokers and homosexuals don't cause lung cancer. You fail.

6/29/2012 11:25:49 AM

Agahnim

@Fawful

Yeah, the HIV Virus can cause AIDS syndrome. I don't think you can get one from an ATM machine, though.

6/29/2012 3:53:17 PM

punch

They cause cancer?

6/29/2012 8:51:09 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Because homos give you lung cancer and heart attacks?

6/29/2012 10:39:43 PM



Junk science and chemical additives??

6/30/2012 2:00:17 AM



Homosexuals cause cancer?

7/19/2012 6:09:52 PM

LightsaberBlues

Here's a clue: smoking can kill. Homosexuality can't.

7/20/2012 9:10:50 PM

Splinge

BREAKING NEWS: Gay sex causes lung cancer! More at 10!

10/31/2012 4:23:55 AM

Anon-e-moose

"The same reason they regulate, restrict and monitor smoking is the EXACT same reason they should regulate, restrict and monitor homosexuals."

'Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar'

-Sigmund Freud

So, NoBrainZone... smoke the flesh ones yourself, much?

[/Freud] >:D

@Fawful has seen God has a vagina on top of his penis

"@SaneChick:

"HIV Virus"? Can you say DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment?"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vyrus

Which said Virus rode on, to travel - via the arterial roads - to said department. ;) X3

Ah, whither Carbonated Margarine...? I miss that ol' FSTDT punmeister. ;_;

@Filin De Blanc

"It's probably easier than doing it with just one hand." -rimshot-



And with such clever use of the double Pun there, methinks you cold be the new Carbonated Margarine. b^_^d

@Karana

"You get cancer and emphysema from being gay?"



'...and that's how we can prove that Aluminium is gay.'

-Frankie Boyle, "Mock the Week"

@Splinge

"BREAKING NEWS: Gay sex causes lung cancer!"

...and reduce house prices. [/Daily Fail*] X3

*-Check out this headline generator too. Lotsa laffs!

10/31/2012 12:07:56 PM
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