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Any time you see some kind of agenda that is anti-human being, it's anti-baby, it's anti-humanity, it's anti-population growth, you're looking at something that ultimately comes from Satan himself. He hates human beings. Why? Because we are made in the image of God. We remind Satan of the God that he hates and so he wants to stir up in human beings the same kind of hatred for humanity that he has. And he'll use Planned Parenthood to do it, he will use the pro-abortion movement to do it. He will use the pro-gay movement to do it because you can't get human beings out of the homosexual lifestyle; it's not possible so that's one way to slow population growth. He can get there through the environmental movement which is flatly opposed to population growth and actually proposes abortion policies as a way of reducing pressure on the environment. So anywhere you see that anti-human agenda, you are looking at the work of Satan himself.

Bryan Fischer, Right Wing Watch 35 Comments [7/5/2012 3:25:50 AM]
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Ebon

Actually, Satan has no particular feelings either way about you.

7/5/2012 3:43:53 AM

Filin De Blanc

Bryan Fischer is anti-humanity.

7/5/2012 4:03:13 AM



only in the USA, of all the western democracies, could such batshit insanity be marketed in the mainstream media without the commentator being
a laughed off the stage
b put into mental care

PS an extra pair or two of non-breeder hands worked wonders in early tribes. That is why the gay "trait" remains

7/5/2012 4:57:25 AM

Grimsoncrow

With something like 7 billion of us, I'd say Satan is doing a piss poor job...

7/5/2012 5:01:05 AM

Aspergus

Cut the shit, Bryan. You're not "pro-humanity," you're just pro-everybody-better-do-as-I-say.

I'm entirely pro-choice, pro-gay-rights, and pro-environmentalism not because I hate humanity (quite the opposite, actually) but because I believe that future generations should be able to enjoy as much liberty as they can while living in healthy environments. I think that makes me more pro-humanity than you ever say you'll be.

7/5/2012 5:06:32 AM

Voice of Humanity

Ah, anthropocentric anti-environmentalism with a dash of god's providence. The zealot's answer to the Fermi Paradox.

7/5/2012 5:23:52 AM

Mister Spak

The anti gay agenda is anti marriage, and the anti choice movement says if you need an abortion to save your live you'll have to die because it's against my religion.

Now we know who is promoting Satans anti human agenda.

7/5/2012 5:24:36 AM

Doubting Thomas

So if Satan hates humanity so much, the best thing we can do is to create fewer humans so he'll leave us alone.

7/5/2012 6:40:08 AM

Fundies Make Me Sick

The planet is already overpopulated. In fact, I think gays exist to help control population.

7/5/2012 6:58:15 AM

Vman

Look, it's an agenda again!

7/5/2012 7:18:32 AM

Raised by Horses

Meanwhile, the Fischer Agenda is to cram words together into a big ol' ball of paranoia and BS, partly in order to turn people away from the corrupting influence of the Agenda Agenda.

7/5/2012 7:34:58 AM

Argle Bargle

Boo, population control! Let's breed until we have nothing to eat!

7/5/2012 7:49:07 AM

The_L

"Any time you see some kind of agenda that is anti-human being, it's anti-baby, it's anti-humanity, it's anti-population growth, you're looking at something that ultimately comes from Satan himself."

So you support welfare programs that feed needy children, thus encouraging population growth and reaffirming the humanity of the poor?


Oh wait, by "anti-baby," you don't mean anything that happens to babies after they're born.

7/5/2012 7:51:38 AM



Satan, the most libeled character of all time? He seeks in the Bible to educate and uplift man; in Genesis he gets man (or woman) to nom the fruit of the tree of knowledge, and in Revelation he leads the world for seven glorious years of peace and harmony, before Jesus comes along to dick everything up again.

I've never understood why Satan has such a bad reputation, considering his Promethian, benevolent attitude to humanity. And especially considering what a jerk God is, what with all the genocide and arbitrary rules seemingly geared to promoting suffering. History (even, apparently, in fiction) is well and truly written by the winners.

7/5/2012 7:51:54 AM

Robespierre

Population growth IS anti-human.

7/5/2012 8:01:37 AM

Firewing

How funny, that a member of the depraved, anti-human death cult, also known as Christianity, is accusing anyone else of such. We know you lot want to go back to when you could kill anyone with impunity Fischer. Those days aren't coming back.

And don't think we don't know why you Christians are so concerned about children, you disgusting, vile, loathsome insects.

7/5/2012 8:19:26 AM

Skatepunk

Again, "Christian" Bryan Fischer lying like a rug.

7/5/2012 8:31:06 AM

Skyknight

@1419919: It's worth noting that before at least the Dead Sea Scrolls, if not the Apocalypse of St. John, the serpent was never actually identified with Satanel. I've even read one claim (that I can't remember the location of...{grumble}) that the serpent was actually the Levites' old, pre-Yhwh god, LEVIathan. They couldn't resist a stealth argument as to who the REAL God of Good was. I just hope serpent-form was the extent of Leviathan's resemblance with Ym and Rahab (maybe also Apsu), though.

Then, with 1 Enoch, you get Gadreel, one of the main Grigori conspirators, specifically identified as the tempter of Eve. But even then, he's not indicated as the main "father of all evil"; that's Mastema, who somehow convinced God to let him turn the ghosts of the drowned Nephilim into demons in order to test and torment humanity. The Apocalypse is the only main document I'm really aware of that specifically equates the serpent and the lord of all evil.

7/5/2012 8:34:15 AM

Mystik Spiral

Didn't your god also say to take care of the earth he so carefully "made" for us? We can't handle much more population growth, dipshit.

God's probably up on his cloud right now kicking himself for ever even suggesting we "go forth and multiply".

7/5/2012 9:12:48 AM

Reynardine

And how many times, Bryan, have we told you to brush your horns before you come to the breakfast table?

7/5/2012 9:22:10 AM

rubber chicken

In the civilised world, we have a word for those who believe in the existence of Bogymen... that word is "children".

Shouldn't you grow up ?

7/5/2012 9:27:05 AM

Reynardine

God told us to go forth and multiply, and add, and subtract, and learn long division, and use fractions and decimals, and on to algebra, geometry, trigonometry, calculus, and then...on to finding the Higgs boson...

7/5/2012 9:27:39 AM

checkmate

we are made in the image of God.


7/5/2012 2:25:53 PM

freako104

Bryan there are Christian organisations who are anti human. Still want to keep your claim?

7/5/2012 2:33:28 PM

Wyzard

Any time you see some kind of agenda that is anti-human being, it's anti-baby, it's anti-humanity, it's anti-population growth, you're looking at something that ultimately comes from Satan himself.

Hmm. It comes from Satan does it? Well, I see your Satan and raise you a Yahweh

The people of Samaria must bear their guilt, because they have rebelled against their God.

They will fall by the sword; their little ones will be dashed to the ground, their pregnant women ripped open.


Yahweh's love and mercy as seen in Hosea 13:16

7/5/2012 6:03:00 PM
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