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To all you politically correct straight gay supporters, it's going to be an awakening when gays are in every facet of your childrens life...Sandusky's everywhere.

Since you like gays so much, your libel to have your kids converted to gays. Unless you really believe that tripe about everyone gay is born gay.

RT in Nashville, MSN Money 46 Comments [6/27/2012 3:25:53 AM]
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checkmate

your libel

Not only is it "liable", as a few have already pointed out above, it's also "you're", not "your".

However, Sigmund Freud is laughing himself silly in his grave about your Freudian slip using "libel". How fitting!

have your kids converted to gays

OMFG!! I'm gonna make my first million selling "Gay Conversion Kits". I can see it now: "All in one box, buy two and get one free!" I'm gonna be rich!

I can also sell contraceptives for males. All it is is a photograph of Rick Santorum. Take a look at it and you can't get an erection for at least a week. You can't get a woman preggers that way. No sir. ;-)

6/27/2012 12:40:28 PM

Vman

If my kids end up gay... my only reaction will be *shrug*

6/27/2012 12:52:13 PM

Meeeh

quinky:

What's the algorithm for converting straight people to gay people? Is there a freeware program?


Easy, you go and talk to a "straight man" who can pray the gay away!

6/27/2012 12:58:30 PM

breakerslion

"To all you politically correct straight gay supporters, it's going to be an awakening when Jews Coloreds Chinese Mexicans Catholics Masons Italians Gypsies Pollacks Czechs Arabs gays are in every facet of your childrens (sic) life...

Isn't that more like the first draft, ReTard?


6/27/2012 1:34:06 PM



Being gay is no more learned a trait than being straight. How about you just stop 'deciding' to be turned on by beautiful women with appealing personalitites and tell me how well that works ot for you. I could also insert the standard jab concerning how readily you'd trust a priest forbidden to touch a woman alone in a cabin with a dozen boys for months without parental contact. Stick him with a dozen girls and the end reslt would be the same.

6/27/2012 2:40:47 PM

shykid

Ironically, the people who say gays have an agenda and are out to convert everyone are the very same ones who push "reparation therapy," i.e. they are the ones with an agenda and are trying to convert us, not vice versa.

6/27/2012 3:51:34 PM

Karana

I still don't understand the 'gays=paedophiles' thing that fundies have made up.


6/27/2012 4:13:06 PM

Mad_Jester

I do indeed so believe. Largely because the lion's share of (here comes that dirty word again) EVIDENCE points in that direction.

And even if my kids "converted" (ugh) to gay, it wouldn't matter a damn to me.

6/27/2012 5:00:32 PM

John

Unless you really believe that tripe about everyone gay is born gay.

So you believe that tripe about gays being able to turn straight people gay?

6/27/2012 5:08:44 PM

freako104

If I have kids, I want them to be true to themselves gay or straight or bi. And I don't want anyone recruiting them. Particularly priests

6/27/2012 5:49:07 PM

The Anonymous

What a hick. Did you type "libel" because you pronounce it that way?

I really hope that "Nashville" is referring to a Nashville in another state. It really bites when the homophobic asshole of the day lives a few miles away from you.

6/27/2012 7:35:30 PM

Ebon

"Unless you really believe that tripe about everyone gay is born gay."

Do I believe the overwhelming scientific evidence that people are born gay or straight (or somewhere in between)? Yes, I do.

Oh, and being gay is not the same thing as being a paedophile. Two completely different things there.

6/28/2012 12:36:52 AM

TheJebusFire

Jerry Sandusky is a married straight guy.

6/28/2012 1:35:01 PM



"Sandusky's everywhere."

Oh, you mean that straight, married father who was a paedophile? I can see how gay people are going to be just like that...

6/28/2012 2:55:22 PM

Nagol

First of all, there is evidence that homosexuality has biological causes, so of course I believe everyone gay is born that way. I'd have to be an ignorant fool to not believe it. Also, Sandusky was married to a woman and had children, most child molesters are heterosexual girls, and most of their victims are female. How many openly gay men have you heard of that have molested children? The strange thing is I hardly ever hear about that.

6/28/2012 3:48:38 PM

Agahnim

Go fuck yourself. With a handful of nails. Rusty ones. In your ass. And one in your urethra for good measure.

6/28/2012 6:39:58 PM

John_in_Oz

Speaking of libel...

6/29/2012 12:54:16 AM

Kuno

Well, I know I never made the conscious choice to find women attractive, that same way I never made the conscious choice that I don’t like the taste of fish or other sea food.

So I am assuming that people who find men (or men and women) attractive and people who enjoy eating salmon and shrimp also didn’t make any conscious decision to be that way.

As both these things (sexual preference and taste in food of other people) have absolutely no effect on me or anyone else, I couldn’t care less what their cause is, be it genetic, other biological factors or whatever else.

(Except people who like Brussels sprouts. They are just sick!)

Also: Thanks to everyone for pointing out the libel/liable thing. I wasn’t getting any sense out of that sentence before.

6/29/2012 1:43:52 AM

bennyboy

"Since you like gays so much, your libel to have your kids converted to gays. Unless you really believe that tripe about everyone gay is born gay."

I do believe that. So you're confirming that I don't have to worry about it?

OK, I wont.

6/29/2012 3:03:55 AM

HappyGazpacho


"To all you politically correct straight gay supporters,"
Yes, I'm all ears

"it's going to be an awakening when gays are in every facet of your childrens life...Sandusky's everywhere."

Homosexual=Sexual attraction towards an ADULT person of the same sex
Pedophilia=Sexual attraction to prepubescent children
This is not a difficult concept.


Since you like gays so much, your libel to have your kids converted to gays.

1. That's not how sexual attraction works
2. Even if it was, homosexual=/=pedophile
3. Since I'm not a homophobic bigot, I wouldn't mind in the slightest.


Unless you really believe that tripe about everyone gay is born gay.

Okay fair enough, I'll admit that being gay is as much a choice as being straight.

6/29/2012 7:34:23 PM

creativerealms

No the tripe is the notion that someone chooses to be Gay. Most Gays I know would not have chosen that if they had the choice.

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