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Disease is mental. It is created by sin, and as i said sin is a transgression of the law. We are born into sin, it is a mental state.

So disease is not part of the 'natural world'.

[Cassiterides, by what mechanism does sin create viruses and bacteria?]

I don't believe in Germ theory of disease.

Cassiterides, Evolution Fairytale 83 Comments [6/27/2012 3:28:15 AM]
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quinky

We need to replace the word "theory" with the term "thoroughly verified model that only liars and idiots would oppose."

6/27/2012 3:32:55 AM

pete

For some reason I find myself hoping that this freak catches something really nasty and spends the rest of their life punishing him/her self for the "sin".

6/27/2012 3:34:42 AM

Tempus

Mister Eyelazors is back! YAY!

6/27/2012 3:40:21 AM

David B.

But I bet he still washes his hands, refrigerates his food (and discards the spoiled), and keeps well away from sick people.

It's almost as though the 'sin' of disease were able to be transmitted from person to person by tiny invisible 'sin-bugs'.
:-S

6/27/2012 3:40:53 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

I don't believe in Germ theory of disease.

Fair enough; conversely, please enlighten us with actual physical proof for your position.

We'll wait...

6/27/2012 3:45:12 AM

OhJohnNo

Pretty sure I submitted this, but forgot to tick the box to take credit. Regardless, I'm glad this got through - there's a veritable vault of stupidity from Cass from before he got banned on those forums.

6/27/2012 3:47:51 AM

Leighton Buzzard

Something is mental, alright.

6/27/2012 4:09:34 AM

anevilmeme

Think of it as evolution in action:

1. fundie doesn't believe in germ theory

2. fundie gets sick

3. fundie prays rather than going to a doctor and getting treatment

4. fundie dies of his/her own stupidity

5. human gene pool is improved

6/27/2012 4:12:26 AM

Nerikull

Ah, it's Cassiterides, of the Eyebeams!

I wonder if he's ever infected another forum? I'd love to see what sort of ass-hattery he's been up to lately.

Anyhoo, since homosexuality is a 'sin', shouldn't I be having a perpetual cold or flu or something? No? Yeah, I didn't think so either.

6/27/2012 4:14:01 AM

Stonespiral

Oddly enough, this is a Darwin Award waiting to happen.

6/27/2012 4:15:35 AM

Reynardine

Hard-core Christian Scientist?

6/27/2012 4:23:30 AM

louislois

So how's things in your own personal fantasy fundy land these days?

6/27/2012 4:30:52 AM

Sentry Gun

Make sure to mention that to physician next time you're ill. I'm sure he could use the laugh.

6/27/2012 4:56:14 AM

Mister Spak

"I don't believe in Germ theory of disease. "

Germs don't believe in the bible myth of disease. They will still make you sick.

6/27/2012 5:10:34 AM

Doctor Whom

Well known troll is well known.

6/27/2012 5:33:36 AM

Doubting Thomas

Germs. It's only a theory.

How much does anyone want to bet when Cassiterides gets sick enough, they'll go see a doctor?

At any rate, good people and evil people get sick at the same rate, so that pretty much blows the "punishment for sin" idea out of the water. Ah wait, though, when "good" people get sick, it's the devil trying to turn them away from God.

6/27/2012 5:39:22 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Oh my God, Cassiterides is back.

You know, Cassiterides, gravity is only a theory too.

6/27/2012 5:42:23 AM



Cassiterides: proudly marching into the 5th century AD.

6/27/2012 5:54:08 AM

Raised by Horses

"I don't believe in Germ theory of disease."

Do I even have to make fun of this?

[size=7]I don't, do I? I'm probably just wasting server space right now.[/size]

6/27/2012 6:18:18 AM

jakraziel

But... we can see them now. We have microscopes.

6/27/2012 6:46:59 AM

Horsefeathers

"I don't believe in Germ theory of disease.

Wow. What fucking century did you come from?

6/27/2012 6:47:50 AM



So... This <i>isn't</i> Poe?

Mother of god...

6/27/2012 6:57:53 AM

Often Partisan

Lol Cassiterides really is something, isn't he?

6/27/2012 7:06:24 AM

ScrappyB

I really want to know how this moron thinks fetuses can get viral infections at developmental stages before they even have a brain.

6/27/2012 7:24:40 AM

OhJohnNo

@#1417098: To the best of our knowledge, no. Look up the guy on the search, every one of his quotes is golden.

6/27/2012 7:52:59 AM
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