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[re: Overrated Sports Stars]

Peyton Manning — a washed-up player who won only one NFL championship, the liberal media treated him like the Second Coming of Christ in order to oust conservative Tim Tebow from his leadership position in the swing state of Colorado prior to the Presidential Election 2012.

Andy Schlafly, Conservapedia, Overrated Sports Stars 64 Comments [6/28/2012 3:26:11 AM]
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Percy Q. Shunn

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

6/28/2012 3:56:13 AM

Veras_the_Brujah

Manning is a conservative Republican. From Wikipedia:

"Manning has donated over $8,000 to Republican politicians, among them Fred Thompson, Bob Corker, and former President George W. Bush."

6/28/2012 4:17:20 AM

Kat S.

Um, not quite. I could try to explain what really happened, but it would be pointless. Trying to explain to Conservapedia is like a common saying I've read and heard before:

You cannot reason someone out of something they didn't reason themselves into.

6/28/2012 4:19:39 AM

Quantum Mechanic

The Internet, Citizen's Band for the 21st century.

6/28/2012 4:22:04 AM

Leighton Buzzard

I don't follow NFL all that closely, so remind me how many Superbowl rings Tebow has, again? Top of the pass stats, is he? Inquiring minds want to know.

6/28/2012 4:32:39 AM

louislois

I'm laughing too hard to bother coming up with a witty response at this.

6/28/2012 5:00:51 AM

Ebon

Oh Lord, not more Tebow worship. That's the most overrated guy in sports. If he wasn't a fundie, only sports fans would ever have heard his name.

6/28/2012 5:06:23 AM

mrsyoungie

Sorry, but can someone explain to me why it appears that football players are running for President?
From a confused Canadian.

6/28/2012 5:14:52 AM

Mister Spak

Because everythin that happens anywhere to anybody has something to do with your paranoid delusions.

6/28/2012 5:43:57 AM

Firewing

Ah, Insane Troll Logic. How I missed thee, old friend!

6/28/2012 5:49:56 AM

Arctic Knight

Presidential politics are determined by men in tight pants, putting their hands between other men's legs and engaging in male-to-male physical contact? Who knew?

6/28/2012 5:57:38 AM

Table Rock

Yes, I base ALL of my decisions completely around who is our starting quarterback. I hope they draft a quarterback from Hawaii. I've been wanting to go there on vacation.

6/28/2012 6:00:23 AM



Hey, Andy...what in the fuck does this have to do with anything?

6/28/2012 6:02:21 AM

Doubting Thomas

Oh and of course the conservative crowd aren't treating Tebow like the second coming of Christ...

6/28/2012 6:07:18 AM

What'd I Do

Peyton Manning's even worse than Tebow in the moron department. But don't let little things like "stuff that actually exists" get in the way of your paranoia.

6/28/2012 6:22:44 AM

Horsefeathers

"Peyton Manning — a washed-up player who won only one NFL championship,"

Which is one more than you've won, jackass.

If you're going to use such an achievement as some sort of derogatory comment or insult, it's best if you personally have achieved greater, nimrod. Otherwise you just look like a moron, as per usual with you.

"the liberal media treated him like the Second Coming of Christ in order to oust conservative Tim Tebow from his leadership position in the swing state of Colorado prior to the Presidential Election 2012."

What the holy fuck, Andy? Your conspiracy theories get more and more wacky every day.

6/28/2012 6:27:22 AM

Filin De Blanc

...you are aware that these people are not actually presidential candidates, right?

6/28/2012 6:30:21 AM

Raised by Horses

Yeah, he's only won ONE NFL championship. What a loser.

Schlafly slips further into dementia, vol. MCMLIV

6/28/2012 6:41:17 AM

Sweet Fancy Moses

I'd just like to point out that while Peyton Manning has only won one Super Bowl, he has won the NFL MVP four times, and that's kind of a big thing, especially when he's winning those without getting a ring.

6/28/2012 7:06:57 AM

KittyKaboom

I'm trying to wrap my mind around the bit about football players having influence over the election and all I'm getting is

cows + coconuts = dafuq?

Does this make sense to anyone besides the fevered mind of Schlafly?

6/28/2012 7:12:32 AM

Thinking Allowed

Funny, I don't recall Tim Tebow winning any Superbowls. Apparently all that on field praying didn't do Tim any good.

6/28/2012 7:34:43 AM

Mystik Spiral

As a native Denverite, I could not BE happier that I don't have to put up with any more of this Tebow worship bullshit. He never held any "leadership" position in Colorado, Andy. He is a mediocre quarterback who will fade into obscurity in the next few years.

Shilling for shit organizations like Focus on the Family does not a football star make.

6/28/2012 7:59:22 AM

Berny

I've started to think of Andy Schlafly and Conservapedia as nothing but retarded static. You eventually tune it out and don't notice it anymore.

6/28/2012 8:28:51 AM

Philbert McAdamia

the liberal media treated him like the Second Coming of Christ

Which, as we know, is Tebow's rightful place.

6/28/2012 8:49:40 AM

Apatheist

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tebow is a half baked quarterback whereas Manning is headed to the Hall of Fame. I'm not even a fan of his, that's just the truth.

6/28/2012 9:19:48 AM
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