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Egypt has become another cog in the Obama sanctioned Caliphate movement. Given his support of Islamist based movements around the world in the last few years I may have to promote Comrade Chairman Obama from Enemy of the United States to Enemy of Humanity. Should Islam come to rule the world humanity will suffer an eternity of darkness just as the Middle East has for the last 1400 years. With the exception of Israel the Middle East still resides in the Dark Ages.

Darkness is descending on the Earth.

762x51, Moonbattery 29 Comments [6/29/2012 2:57:30 AM]
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whatever

Obama does not sanction Islamists. I'm sure the new Egypt regime will be a much bigger thorn in Obama's side than Mubarak was.

6/29/2012 3:10:36 AM

Filin De Blanc

Name one thing Obama has actually done that has advanced Islam in any way.

6/29/2012 3:15:09 AM

Raised by Horses

More missives from the Republican bubble. It must be so much easier to create a new reality from whole cloth than to live in this one.

6/29/2012 3:32:58 AM



yes because killing about 26 of the top 30 Al-Qaeda leaders is obviously supporting Islam.

6/29/2012 4:01:40 AM

Leighton Buzzard

They had oil refineries and airports and skyscrapers and metro lines and HDTV and ... all that stuff ... in the Dark Ages? Who knew? (When were the Dark Ages, anyway?)

6/29/2012 4:31:08 AM

Kuno

Well, if I would need to chose in which country I would have wanted to live in the so called “Dark Ages”, I think it would be an Islamic one (or maybe Byzanz). Definitely not one of the Christian Western European ones.

Also, make up your mind: Is Obama an Islamist or is he a communist? You know it is difficult to be both at the same time?

6/29/2012 4:54:19 AM

Mister Spak

Americas red states are not far behind.

And they're only behind because of shining lights like Obama illuminating their darkness.

6/29/2012 6:04:21 AM

Doubting Thomas

You're going to shit bricks when he's reelected this November, aren't you?

6/29/2012 6:09:21 AM

Brendan Rizzo

It would be more accurate to say that America is the only western country still in said dark ages. Cross-reference creationism, anti-intellectualism, global warming denialism, racism and sexism, and a desire to return to the Gilded Age.

My only consolation (which is hardly consoling at all) is that the Middle East is even more hopeless than America.

6/29/2012 7:11:53 AM

John

Given his support of Islamist based movements around the world in the last few years ...

Like in Iran and Afghanistan?

Do these people just make this stuff up out of thin air?

6/29/2012 7:16:31 AM

Mayhem

As much as I dislike any religion, including Islam, it was the Muslim world that didn't become part of the Dark Ages. That was a Christian European thing.

6/29/2012 7:30:00 AM

Papabear

How could darkness descend upon the earth with a bright light such as you illuminating the true way forward?

6/29/2012 8:52:02 AM

Zagen30

Mayhem: "As much as I dislike any religion, including Islam, it was the Muslim world that didn't become part of the Dark Ages. That was a Christian European thing."

Shh, don't tell them that, it'll destroy their perfect fantasy of how the Middle East has always been a blight on humanity.

I really wish our education system would do a better job of teaching that the Dark Ages weren't dark for everyone. I didn't learn that until college.

6/29/2012 9:34:56 AM

Berny

And these morons have the testicular fortitude to call other people "moonbats".

6/29/2012 10:30:32 AM

Penguis

Oh no! Quick, stock up the bomb shelter and hide before Obama unleashes the hordes of undead Muslim Nazis on the world!

Y'know, I find it sad that they choose to waste such creativity on crap like this. Imagine all the cheesy B-rate movies they could make...

6/29/2012 11:33:01 AM

Vman

Somebody never heard of the Islamic Golden Age... or Turkey... or - ah screw it, this is so stupid that arguing with it is pointless.

6/29/2012 11:50:19 AM

JohnTheAtheist

You mean the Dark Ages which coincided with the christian rule of the western world? Those Dark Ages?

6/29/2012 1:11:20 PM

checkmate

his support of Islamist based movements around the world in the last few years

Ah yes, like his sending US troops to Afghanistan to help support the Taliban. Not to mention how he set all the Muslim terrorists in Guantanamo Bay free.

Darkness is descending on the Earth.

Yup, once a day. Then the new light comes from the East, Ex Oriente Lux. From the East, the place of darkness according to you.

6/29/2012 2:30:13 PM

CleverScreenName

If obama loves Muslims so much, why does he keep killing them?

He's ordered more assassinations than any other president in history. And EVERY SINGLE ONE has been Muslim.

6/29/2012 2:36:40 PM

John_in_Oz

What a coincidence!
Did you know that your publically displayed penis measurements are the same size as m14 ammunition?

6/29/2012 2:45:22 PM

nazani14

Would you like a drone to go with that whine?

6/29/2012 2:52:01 PM

Tempus

@Filin De Blanc: As far as Moonbattery is concerned, not expelling them from the United States or killing them on sight is "advancing Islam." They see Muslims as a particularly pernicious kind of cockroach. Since the scary black man has a scary name, they think he's one of them, and since he hasn't killed or deported them en masse, that only confirms it.

6/29/2012 3:27:25 PM

Agahnim

Something smells like bullshit. And I don't think it came from an actual bull.

6/29/2012 4:01:38 PM

Zimmer

If the Islamic world is still in the Dark Ages, how could they possibly provide a military challenge to Western nations?

It's like a man with body armor and an automatic rifle being afraid of a naked man with a pocket knife.

6/29/2012 6:33:14 PM

Fawful has seen God has a vagina on top of his penis

"With the exception of Israel the Middle East still resides in the Dark Ages."

First, the Middle East is this region in blue, the one in green is the Near East:



Second, Israel can't decide whether it's a democracy that respects all of its citizens or a theocracy that persecutes arabs, so your example is horseshit.

Third, Turkey renders your argument as bullshit as well.

6/29/2012 6:45:10 PM
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