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According to a World Health Organization study in 2006, atheists are 20 times more likely to literally EAT BABIES than anyone else. How can we vote for people like this?

IgnoranceIsPathetic, The Blaze 68 Comments [6/29/2012 2:58:51 AM]
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#1417705
whatever

Citation nee... oh what's the point?

See a doctor please, you are suffering from a paranoid delusional disorder.

EDIT:
OK I should have realised, another obvious poe is obvious.

6/29/2012 3:07:51 AM
#1417709
Filin De Blanc

I get the impression that this person was joking. It's so over the top.

6/29/2012 3:11:05 AM
#1417716
Raised by Horses

I like mine done medium well.

Joking aside, you wouldn't happen to be able to provide a copy of that study, would you? I didn't think so.

6/29/2012 3:22:28 AM
#1417727
Vainglorious

I smell Poe

6/29/2012 3:40:57 AM
#1417728
Darkevilme

It's a poe. I mean, just look at the username.
It's someone called IgnoranceIsPathetic demonstrating pathetic ignorance.

6/29/2012 3:42:57 AM
#1417732
Philbert McAdamia

Mmmmmmmmmm babies.

Who is running for election on the Baby Eating ticket? I'll vote for him.

6/29/2012 3:52:45 AM
#1417739
Reynardine

And damn, they're good with cream gravy and a little thyme!

6/29/2012 4:05:36 AM
#1417740
Mudak

Maybe I've overlooked them, but they're gamey and awfully hard to chew. Plus you need to use a boatload of garlic to give them an appetizing flavor. It's just not worth it.

6/29/2012 4:08:12 AM
#1417744
Veras_the_Brujah

Hey, you can mock religion and politics all you want, but don't you EVER utter a word against garlic! Of course it's worth it.

6/29/2012 4:13:45 AM
#1417746
OhJohnNo

Yeah, this is screaming "Poe!" to me.

6/29/2012 4:16:52 AM
#1417756
Leighton Buzzard

Obvious Poe/troll. Did he catch many?

6/29/2012 4:34:19 AM
#1417766
Table Rock

I'm guessing a combination of joke, hyperbole, troll, and/or Poe. I'm too lazy to go check.

6/29/2012 4:55:27 AM
#1417779
Jezebel's Evil Sister

Shirley, he jests.

Rather obvious, isn't it?

6/29/2012 5:21:03 AM
#1417784
KittyKaboom

Poe. Mainly because he forgot to add Witches to the comment and the fact that non-christians, in addition to eating babies, shit demons.


6/29/2012 5:32:06 AM
#1417791


lol Poe.

6/29/2012 5:52:08 AM
#1417798
Mister Spak

But according to the Federal Bureau of Investigation christianists are 30 times more likely to literally MURDER DOCTORS than anyone else. How can we vote for people like this?


6/29/2012 6:02:41 AM
#1417803
Doubting Thomas

I hope this is a poe. Unfortunately it's hard to tell these days.

OK, who's up for a baby BBQ this weekend? I need someone to bring potato salad. BYOB*.

*Bring Your Own Baby

6/29/2012 6:06:52 AM
#1417810
SpukiKitty

WHO did not say that! Quit LYING!


6/29/2012 6:21:15 AM
#1417812
D Laurier

Citation needed.

6/29/2012 6:27:52 AM
#1417814
GalvatronPrime

I'm calling Edgar Allan on this one....

6/29/2012 6:32:58 AM
#1417816
Unbeliever

> I'm calling Edgar Allan on this one....

+1. The poster's name is IgnoranceIsPathetic - should be a giveaway.

6/29/2012 6:35:58 AM
#1417822
Apatheist

Poe.

6/29/2012 6:46:41 AM
#1417829
Brendan Rizzo

If this isn't a Poe...

6/29/2012 7:07:50 AM
#1417832
fishtank

Somehow, I doubt this.

6/29/2012 7:12:48 AM
#1417833


As no-one, to my knowledge eats babies, this is a moot point. Or are you talking about piglets and chickens?

You don't vote for atheists. You vote for political parties.

You're the most pathetic one around, apparently.

6/29/2012 7:13:11 AM
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