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According to a World Health Organization study in 2006, atheists are 20 times more likely to literally EAT BABIES than anyone else. How can we vote for people like this?

IgnoranceIsPathetic, The Blaze 69 Comments [6/29/2012 2:58:51 AM]
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whatever

Citation nee... oh what's the point?

See a doctor please, you are suffering from a paranoid delusional disorder.

EDIT:
OK I should have realised, another obvious poe is obvious.

6/29/2012 3:07:51 AM

Filin De Blanc

I get the impression that this person was joking. It's so over the top.

6/29/2012 3:11:05 AM

Raised by Horses

I like mine done medium well.

Joking aside, you wouldn't happen to be able to provide a copy of that study, would you? I didn't think so.

6/29/2012 3:22:28 AM

Vainglorious

I smell Poe

6/29/2012 3:40:57 AM

Darkevilme

It's a poe. I mean, just look at the username.
It's someone called IgnoranceIsPathetic demonstrating pathetic ignorance.

6/29/2012 3:42:57 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Mmmmmmmmmm babies.

Who is running for election on the Baby Eating ticket? I'll vote for him.

6/29/2012 3:52:45 AM

Reynardine

And damn, they're good with cream gravy and a little thyme!

6/29/2012 4:05:36 AM

Mudak

Maybe I've overlooked them, but they're gamey and awfully hard to chew. Plus you need to use a boatload of garlic to give them an appetizing flavor. It's just not worth it.

6/29/2012 4:08:12 AM

Veras_the_Brujah

Hey, you can mock religion and politics all you want, but don't you EVER utter a word against garlic! Of course it's worth it.

6/29/2012 4:13:45 AM

OhJohnNo

Yeah, this is screaming "Poe!" to me.

6/29/2012 4:16:52 AM

Leighton Buzzard

Obvious Poe/troll. Did he catch many?

6/29/2012 4:34:19 AM

Table Rock

I'm guessing a combination of joke, hyperbole, troll, and/or Poe. I'm too lazy to go check.

6/29/2012 4:55:27 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Shirley, he jests.

Rather obvious, isn't it?

6/29/2012 5:21:03 AM

KittyKaboom

Poe. Mainly because he forgot to add Witches to the comment and the fact that non-christians, in addition to eating babies, shit demons.


6/29/2012 5:32:06 AM



lol Poe.

6/29/2012 5:52:08 AM

Mister Spak

But according to the Federal Bureau of Investigation christianists are 30 times more likely to literally MURDER DOCTORS than anyone else. How can we vote for people like this?


6/29/2012 6:02:41 AM

Doubting Thomas

I hope this is a poe. Unfortunately it's hard to tell these days.

OK, who's up for a baby BBQ this weekend? I need someone to bring potato salad. BYOB*.

*Bring Your Own Baby

6/29/2012 6:06:52 AM

SpukiKitty

WHO did not say that! Quit LYING!


6/29/2012 6:21:15 AM

D Laurier

Citation needed.

6/29/2012 6:27:52 AM

GalvatronPrime

I'm calling Edgar Allan on this one....

6/29/2012 6:32:58 AM

Unbeliever

> I'm calling Edgar Allan on this one....

+1. The poster's name is IgnoranceIsPathetic - should be a giveaway.

6/29/2012 6:35:58 AM

Apatheist

Poe.

6/29/2012 6:46:41 AM

Brendan Rizzo

If this isn't a Poe...

6/29/2012 7:07:50 AM

fishtank

Somehow, I doubt this.

6/29/2012 7:12:48 AM



As no-one, to my knowledge eats babies, this is a moot point. Or are you talking about piglets and chickens?

You don't vote for atheists. You vote for political parties.

You're the most pathetic one around, apparently.

6/29/2012 7:13:11 AM
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