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According to a World Health Organization study in 2006, atheists are 20 times more likely to literally EAT BABIES than anyone else. How can we vote for people like this?

IgnoranceIsPathetic, The Blaze 69 Comments [6/29/2012 2:58:51 AM]
Fundie Index: 66
WTF?! || meh
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John

Atheists eat more veal?

6/29/2012 7:14:10 AM

Nagol

This screams poe.

6/29/2012 7:20:18 AM

Saringuy

indeed. in the 1/100000000 scenario that a baby needs to be eaten, atheists have 20% chance of doing it. there's totally been a research on that subject, guys!

6/29/2012 8:25:28 AM

Martine R

Obvious Poe.

6/29/2012 8:31:56 AM

Papabear

IgnoranceIsPathetic is pathetic.

6/29/2012 8:49:42 AM

J. James

@Reynardine
No way! The best is the traditional Japanese way of serving them as raw, delicate sushi, marbled with delicious brown fat over rice with a variety of savory sauces.

6/29/2012 9:19:58 AM



Troll.

6/29/2012 9:22:26 AM

Kat S.

Obvious troll is obvious.

6/29/2012 10:07:04 AM

Berny

If the OP's handle wasn't enough of a clue, this HAS to be a Poe.

6/29/2012 10:27:49 AM

shrike1978

I can't in good conscience even call this one a Poe. Poe's are more subtle than this.

6/29/2012 11:01:27 AM



Oh come on! You can't seriously think that this quote was intended to be taken seriously? It's not even a poe, it's just very obvious sarcasm!

6/29/2012 11:09:39 AM

Persephone 66

Babies taste just like chicken and are more abundant in the Bible belt.

6/29/2012 11:32:02 AM

Vman

How did this get a fundie index of 25? I'd have expected it to be negative (as it's a rather obvious poe).

6/29/2012 11:46:26 AM

DarkfireTaimatsu


6/29/2012 12:36:24 PM

Meeeh

I love me some good babies - tasty!



But from time to time, I get the munchies for some Mexican:


Last night, I stopped by Red Lobster:



6/29/2012 12:44:25 PM

breakerslion

I thought about:

"I want my babyback babyback babyback babyback..."

But then I decided to stick with,

"I got nothin'"

(Poe)

6/29/2012 12:59:14 PM

JohnTheAtheist

"Babies are delicious"

- JohnTheAtheist

6/29/2012 1:00:33 PM

checkmate

I always throw the babies back. Not enough meat, too much fat.

Btw, studies show that 76,3% of all statistics are thought up spontaneously. ;-)

6/29/2012 2:33:55 PM

John_in_Oz

When that story first went around it was about the Jews.

6/29/2012 2:36:03 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Mmmmmmm, Jew babies. Kosher. With mustard on rye bread and a glass tea, you'll enjoy it.

6/29/2012 2:47:31 PM

Lady Evil

@DarkfireTaimatsu: Is that a Twilight reference?

It's gotta be a Poe. I remember citing the WHO to a stupid fundie (redundant much?)who was ill informed about condoms.

Say, I think I'll cite the WHO right now!
We'll be fighting in the streets
With our children at our feet
And the morals that they worship will be gone
And the men who spurred us on
Sit in judgment of all wrong
They decide and the shotgun sings the song


Oops! Wrong WHO!

6/29/2012 2:51:52 PM

Old Viking

What else are you supposed to do with them?

6/29/2012 3:45:53 PM

Agahnim

I chuckled at how ridiculous this is.

6/29/2012 4:00:23 PM



srsly, citation needed.

% of non-atheist population that eat babies = 0
20 * 0 = 0

therefore no atheist baby eaters exist


6/29/2012 4:13:28 PM

Seeker Lancer

This looks more like a joke than real.

6/29/2012 4:38:25 PM
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