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According to a World Health Organization study in 2006, atheists are 20 times more likely to literally EAT BABIES than anyone else. How can we vote for people like this?

IgnoranceIsPathetic, The Blaze 69 Comments [6/29/2012 2:58:51 AM]
Fundie Index: 66
WTF?! || meh
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Reynardine

Well, yes, J. James, but then you need a newborn from a perfectly wholesome mommy who hasn't been smoking or drinking or doing anything nasty, and that costs...er...an arm and a leg. Even then, you can't get that in Upper Florida. Tantrumy two-year-olds, whose parents have tired of them, are, on the other hand, dirt cheap, and those are better prepared as described, preferably with good dumplings and a side of real mashed.

6/29/2012 4:49:56 PM

Raised by Horses

@checkmate

Also, 98% of statisticians hate their jobs.

6/29/2012 5:35:51 PM



POE.

6/29/2012 6:21:26 PM

Thinking Allowed


6/29/2012 7:18:16 PM

myheadhurts

well of course I'd eat baby... we are talking about baby back ribs right?

6/29/2012 8:26:21 PM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

Oh god, I can no longer tell the difference between Poes and genuine fundies. That is what this site has done to my brain.

6/29/2012 8:29:09 PM

UH OH

SHIT THEY'RE ON TO US

6/29/2012 11:49:13 PM

Argle Bargle

C'mon, that's a blatant poe.

6/30/2012 12:20:34 AM

rebel

Reading some of his other posts, I believe this person is a troll.

6/30/2012 5:16:32 AM

Eric

It's been a while since we've had such an obvious troll.

6/30/2012 9:06:44 AM

Fundies Make Me Sick

What. The. Fuck?!

Where the hell does that idea even come from?

EDIT: If this is a Poe, good. Unfortunately, seeing many of the posts on this site, I'm convinced people are capable of believing anything, no matter how ridiculous.

6/30/2012 2:03:14 PM

Quantum Mechanic

What a handle.

lol

6/30/2012 2:22:13 PM

Ludd

Yes that totally sounds like something the WHO would put in a study.

6/30/2012 8:37:01 PM

Troma

I've two children. Have...Have yet to eat them. Is there a threshold wherein my wife and I are to pass before we start to crave the flesh of our infants?

6/30/2012 10:08:00 PM

Canadiest

I can totally believe their was such a study, they do shit like this all the time and call it research. We asked 30 people on the streets of Texas "are Atheists more likely to eat babies?" 20 people said yes

@Meeeh
Awesome show, great job!

7/1/2012 7:24:57 AM



According to a study by me, Christians are more likely to spew blatant lies about their religion than Atheists. Ironic, in that Atheists don't have a rule against lieing and Christians believe they can go to Hell for it.

8/17/2012 8:30:36 PM

Anonymous

[citation needed]

8/17/2012 10:01:35 PM

Blue the Thief


8/18/2012 12:16:49 AM

JW

P(person eats babies)=0
P(atheist eats babies)=20 P(person eats babies)=0

The math checks out!

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