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Movies:
• Students are permitted to view movies with the rating up to “PG13” and
“TV14”. Students are not permitted to keep or view movies that are rated “R”,
“TVMA” or higher.
• Unrated movies that have an “R” rating or “TVMA” (or higher) counterpart are
also not permitted.
Music:
• Music with violent, profane, vulgar, sexually explicit lyrics or that has a “Parental Advisory, Explicit Content” warning label is prohibited.
Gaming:
• Games with an “Adult Only” rating are not permissible. Other games, which
may contain questionable material, should be played at low volumes and
should not be heard outside of a student’s residence hall room. All forms of
gambling are prohibited.
dancing
Any dancing in social settings such as clubs, bars and lounges is considered inappropriate and is not permitted. This does not prohibit modest dancing at appropriate non-VFCC
sponsored events and cultural settings such as family celebrations or formal occasions
such as weddings and balls. Performance or athletic choreography is permitted by students involved in public presentation of drama, music and cultural performances as well as
scheduled classes.

Valley Forge Christian College, Valley Forge Christian College Student Handbook 44 Comments [6/30/2012 8:41:47 AM]
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Kinderklein

Screw that. This is the important part:


Internet
Users agree not to take any actions that constitute inappropriate behavior including, but not
• Create, access, or transmit material considered sexually-explicit or pornographic.


6/30/2012 9:00:07 AM

SurfinSeaOtter

No mention of angry masturbation though, so it's not a total loss

6/30/2012 9:00:11 AM

UHM

If the name of the school wasn't "Christian College" I would have guessed this to be a Islamic University in well, somewhere in the Middle East or Indonesia.

6/30/2012 9:07:28 AM

OhJohnNo

These aren't that unreasonable, tbh. I wouldn't like to go to this college, but it's still not that bad.

6/30/2012 9:15:58 AM

Leighton Buzzard

This does not prohibit modest dancing at appropriate non-VFCC
sponsored events and cultural settings such as family celebrations or formal occasions


Big of them to let students dance out of school. Or, to put it another way, these arseholes want to control your life out of school, too.

6/30/2012 9:16:10 AM



Since they discourage any entertainment (or indeed anything at all) that involves sexual nature or gratuitous violence, does that mean they discourage students from going near the Bible?

6/30/2012 9:32:26 AM

Osiris

So I'm not going to be able to play all three of the Adult Only titles to ever exist? Those fascists!

6/30/2012 9:59:41 AM

Reynardine

Anyone over eighteen who is dumb enough to sign on for this, deserves it.

6/30/2012 10:13:41 AM



...Pennsylvania.

Shit. I really wanted to do something about these fascists.

6/30/2012 10:25:07 AM

The Duelist

Why is this even on here? This isn't like the bullshit creationist text books at Bob Jones University that claim electricity has never been proven, or the psychotic mind-police rules of Pensacola Christian College (that doesn't allow students to go to movie theaters, or public libraries). While I definitely wouldn't go to this college, it's not like they're being fascists or anything.

6/30/2012 10:38:47 AM

The Duelist

Case in point; games that are rated "Adults Only" (or A.O.) are extremely rare these days. They more or less stopped them making them in the 90s. And the thing about them is that they're usually extremely gory and perverted. Like, 3D sex scenes and sexual torture, and other weird shit. The point; the rules are too strict, but this is a private institution, and for all we know, they just put this in the handbook so the parents will be pleased. Do they really enforce all of it?

6/30/2012 10:41:15 AM

Ebon

What a boring college. Seems they've tried to remove everything enjoyable from the college experience.

6/30/2012 11:02:47 AM

John_in_Oz

Though they might not agree with the analogy, I as an active homosexual argue they have the same right to their lifestyle choices as I do to mine.
Meh. Not a 'darndest thing' at all.

6/30/2012 11:38:07 AM



Meh. It may the stupid, but they can run whatever kind of college they want to. Nobody who doesn't want to live by those rules has to go there.

6/30/2012 11:39:16 AM



Seen worse, particularly the rules at Liberty University: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/religious-right-nanny-state-view-liberty-university

Evidently they have the authority to inspect your private home if you're a commuting student.

6/30/2012 12:02:30 PM

Doctor Fishcake

Hey VFCC, the Taliban just called. They think you're backwards as shit.

6/30/2012 12:04:08 PM

Wehpudicabok

I second The Duelist. I wouldn't go to this school but that doesn't mean they're crazy.

6/30/2012 12:42:07 PM

checkmate

All forms of gambling are prohibited.

What, no bingo on Saturday night? What kind of college life is that?

dancing
Any dancing in social settings such as clubs, bars and lounges is considered inappropriate and is not permitted.


Crap, there goes all my square dancing fun.



But I guess they're right: it's too lewd.

6/30/2012 1:19:45 PM

Shanya Almafeta

Roleplaying is A-OK, though.

Who's up for Valley Forge D&D Night?

6/30/2012 1:25:16 PM

Apatheist

This college is absolutely no fun.

6/30/2012 1:48:23 PM

Fundies Make Me Sick

The only part of this I disagree with is the dancing. Once these students are off campus, they can dance any way they want and the school has no jurisdiction. What they do in private is no one else's business.

6/30/2012 1:49:29 PM

Brendan Rizzo

They're college students. That makes them adults. The college has no business doing this.

6/30/2012 1:53:42 PM

whatever

If I went to that college, nothing about my life would need to change. It seems I already comply with all these things anyway!

6/30/2012 2:03:50 PM

Oh My Dog!

Typical dreary Christian college stuff but meh.

6/30/2012 2:05:32 PM

Berny

Meh.
Religious school.
I would've surprised if they didn't have ridiculous rules like that. I suspect they get violated on a regular basis.

6/30/2012 2:18:23 PM
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