Maybe white northerners should have stopped buying “Beecher’s Bibles” for John Brown long enough to realize that the South should have been left to solve its own nigger problem. We tried again with segregation, but you didn’t like the way we treated your “emancipated” negro pets back then, either.
Sounds a bit like the story of B’rer Rabbit and the Tar Baby to me. You’re stuck to the nigger problem now. Better start spending more breath on convincing your fellow Yankees about the need to come around to our way of thinking or just find your own solution among yourselves. Yankees are supposed to be so much smarter than us, anyway.
Everything Southerners traditionally held regarding niggers was and is true. They’re just obsolete farm equipment at this point. Nothing but trouble. Nobody here owns a mule, I presume. Where did all the mules go? The federal government hasn’t subsidized mules quite like it has negroes, has it?
If the Yankee federal government ever left us alone, we could solve the problem quicker than you could slap a tick. But then maybe you all should just keep doing things to make the negroes happy, like reelecting Obama. That will work, won’t it?
There are just so many “race realist” Yankees, aren’t there?
Apuleius, Occidental Dissent 19 Comments
[7/4/2012 8:38:38 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
"Yankees are supposed to be so much smarter than us, anyway. "
Well, they're smarter than you anyway.
Then again, so is yeast.
7/4/2012 8:44:31 AM
I wonder where these kind of people live and what they do every day.
7/4/2012 8:45:20 AM
7/4/2012 8:48:25 AM
You just called people farm equipment. Holy fuck.
7/4/2012 9:25:07 AM
... you actually used the phrase "obsolete farm equipment" in all seriousness?
I've heard the term before, but only in a rather good (non racist) song by a chap called Voltaire (No, not the French guy).
7/4/2012 9:44:46 AM
This level of self-delusion must require a lot of effort to maintain. I don't want to consider it any further.
<goes back to reading the history of Charles Drew's work on blood banking>
7/4/2012 9:53:02 AM
FYI: The Latin bit at the end means "God will vindicate." It was the official motto of the Confederate States of America.
Oh and people =/= inanimate objects.
7/4/2012 11:20:27 AM
You totally missed the point of the story of Brer Rabbit and the Tar Baby, which didn't have anything to do with race. But I doubt you've ever read much Uncle Remus because you probably wrote it off as stupid nigger stories.
As a fan of the Uncle Remus stories, I find it extremely offensive that you'd use them to try to justify slavery. Fuck you.
7/4/2012 12:15:00 PM
"Everything Southerners traditionally held regarding niggers was and is true. They’re just obsolete farm equipment at this point. Nothing but trouble. Nobody here owns a mule, I presume. Where did all the mules go? The federal government hasn’t subsidized mules quite like it has negroes, has it?"
Best argument for forced sterilization I've ever seen.
7/4/2012 12:15:04 PM
I knew this would be from Occidental Dissent. I just knew it.
Unfortunately the only way the US will catch up to Europe when it comes to religious and social matters is to let the South secede and let OD have its "Gulf Coast Republic", provided that there is a clause in the treaty which allows southern liberals and blacks to escape to the northern states. Otherwise it would be Yalta all over again.
7/4/2012 1:29:51 PM
George Washington Carver. Inventor, genius, humanitarian, singular saviour of your precious South's fucking economy, the guy who made peanut butter, and generally nice dude. You consider him an animal. You're a pathetic bitch-child.
Now shut your stupid word hole or I WILL WELD IT SHUT!
7/4/2012 2:45:38 PM
You're not qualified to use the word "us". You represent no one.
7/4/2012 3:25:02 PM
The reason there are more people of any color than there are mules is that mules can't perpetuate themselves. You have to make new ones every generation. Meanwhile, as an almost lifelong Floridian, when you say, "we", I'm going to ask you to show me the mouse in your pocket.
7/4/2012 3:58:32 PM
Raised by Horses
Apuleius puts on his thinking cap, which is, incidentally, also his dunce cap.
7/4/2012 5:26:03 PM
Shut the fuck up, you regressive, warped, inbred motherfucker. You don't speak for this Southerner, and never will.
7/4/2012 7:25:50 PM
Combining America's annual income from black consumer spending (that alone reached over $1.1 trillion/year in 2012) and the profits from black workers in the job market, and of courses taxes paid by black citizens, the annual black contribution to the American GDP is over $2 trillion. That's >$2,000,000,000,000.
To put it this way: If black Americans were their own separate country our GDP would be larger than that of Italy's. There are more Italian citizens in the world than there are black Americans (42 million black Americans and 61 million Italians in Italy) yet the black American GDP is larger than Italy's. The black American GDP is also TWICE as large as South Korea's GDP and there are more South Koreans than black Americans (42 million black Americans, 49 million South Koreans).
If we're so goddamn worthless and useless then why would our economic activity alone be in the Top 10 largest GDPs in the world? Especially over the "superior" white and Northeast Asian countries? Riddle me that.....
*Source on black consumer spending:
7/5/2012 10:57:02 AM
I can barely get angry at these fools anymore. I'm getting tired of going up and down. Eventually I'll just be constantly seething with hatred. I've never been able to rationalize why such people as Apuleius speak the way they do; I suppose I should just be grateful for that failing.
7/5/2012 6:14:08 PM
do you actually think a mouse would want to be associated with him?
7/6/2012 5:34:20 AM
"There are just so many “race realist” Yankees, aren’t there?"
As a Yankee, yes, I am a "race realist"...which is why I think you ethnibigoted douchenozzles need to shut up & DIAF!
7/23/2012 1:57:38 PM