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And, yet, [U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Director John Morton] is supposed to enforce immigration and customs laws. No wonder little of that is happening under his watch. Some agents say ICE and Homeland Security are now run by a “gay mafia.” And at ICE, Morton is the consigliere. It’s affirmative action based on sexual preference, and it’s an illegal policy that belongs with Luca Brasi.

Debbie Schlussel, Debbie Schlussel.com 27 Comments [7/5/2012 3:23:58 AM]
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Ebon

Debbie, I say this with love in my heart: Get help.

7/5/2012 3:47:00 AM

Raised by Horses

Gay Godfather: (turns around in his diamond-studded swively chair, stroking a tiny chihuahua whose head is sticking out of a hot pink Gucci purse) "Debbie... baby, I'm going to make you a fabulous offer youse just can't refuse."

7/5/2012 4:15:25 AM

Brendan Rizzo

If the colonies had never unilaterally declared independence from Great Britain, then Americans would have gotten all of Britain's social advances earlier: slavery would have been abolished in the 1830s(the South would have been brutally outvoted) and Jim Crow would not have happened, for one, and Americans would have gotten universal health care in the 1940s. If that had happened, fundies would have been treated, and so had no influence, and so Ms. Schlussel would have been a rational human being.

7/5/2012 4:42:39 AM

Mister Spak

It's better than the "Nazi mafia" run by the Bush regime. That was an illegal policy that belongs with Himmler.

7/5/2012 5:29:07 AM

ChakatBlackstar

Every time someone says "gay mafia" I imagine thugs running around with bedazzled tommy guns

7/5/2012 5:59:48 AM

Doubting Thomas

Are you seriously claiming that gay people aren't capable of performing jobs? You think that all they do is sit around thinking of dick all day long?

7/5/2012 6:47:10 AM

Fundies Make Me Sick

So now, they think the gays are part of some conspiracy to allow illegal immigrants into the country. Wow, the delusion and paranoia just keeps piling up.

7/5/2012 7:03:33 AM

Filin De Blanc

The outrage of people who don't share my sexual tastes being able to...hold jobs and stuff!

7/5/2012 7:08:36 AM

Mayhem

What do gay rights have to do with immigration?

7/5/2012 7:22:12 AM



[citation needed]

7/5/2012 7:52:36 AM

Papabear

Yeah, that sounds likely. Your perceived lack of action in the ICE and Homeland Security must be because of their sexuality.

7/5/2012 8:03:43 AM

Mystik Spiral


7/5/2012 9:00:19 AM

Nagol

I wonder if you actually believe this load of bullshit, or if you're just lying.

7/5/2012 9:40:26 AM

Lady Evil

"Squeal to the cops and I'll give you such a pinch, you silly goose!"

7/5/2012 9:44:34 AM

MarylandBear

Debbie Schlussel -- for when you want opinions from a leggy blonde woman, but think Ann Coulter is a pinko McGovernik.

7/5/2012 9:48:59 AM

Serpensium

What does John Morton or the department being gay have do with immigration? You're mixing up your bogeymen again.

7/5/2012 10:15:16 AM

Vandrvekn

So if Morton's the consigliere, who's the fairy godfather?

7/5/2012 2:18:56 PM

nazani14

In fact the pace of deportations picked up quite a lot during the Obama administration. Maybe because those gay ICE agents can't stand those flagrantly hetero Latinos.

7/5/2012 7:46:17 PM

Chatvert

Homeland Security = gay mafia?

lolwut

7/6/2012 5:36:06 PM

tmarcl

“gay mafia.”

Jesus, there's a gay mafia now? The Italians, the Jews, the Russians, the Chinese, and now the gays?

What's next? The Christians? Oh wait, we already have that, it's called the Republican Party...

7/10/2012 7:20:55 AM

tmarcl

@Brendan Rizzo

If the colonies had never unilaterally declared independence from Great Britain, then Americans would have gotten all of Britain's social advances earlier: slavery would have been abolished in the 1830s(the South would have been brutally outvoted) and Jim Crow would not have happened, for one, and Americans would have gotten universal health care in the 1940s. If that had happened, fundies would have been treated, and so had no influence, and so Ms. Schlussel would have been a rational human being.

Maybe, maybe not.

If the 13 colonies south of Canada hadn't broken away, the history of the world would have unfolded much differently than it has. Just off the top of my head, the French Revolution was inspired (when it was) by the US Revolution. If there were no French Revolution, European history would have been different than it was. Who knows, ultimately it might have meant the avoidance of both World Wars, and for whatever reason, avoided the issue of human rights (for non-white males) all together.

As for Jim Crow, we didn't force South Africa to practice apartheid, so just because Jim Crow might not have happened here, doesn't mean it wouldn't have happened elsewhere. You simply don't know.


7/10/2012 7:25:47 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Some agents say...
You'd recognize their names in a minute.


@ Brendan Rizzo
But...but...Brendan! We wouldn't have AR15s and Uzis to hunt deer and prairie dogs with.


@Doubting Thomas
You think that all they do is sit around thinking of dick all day long?

As opposed to fundies who dwell on buttsecks all day.

7/10/2012 7:35:52 AM

Martha Jones

Affirmative action based on sexuality?

...Debbie, honey? Time to take your meds.

7/10/2012 3:25:25 PM

SpukiKitty

"Gay Mafia" - I'm picturing a bunch of scowling old Italian guys in snazzy pink-with-lavender-pinstriped double-breasted suits, lavender fedoras with rainbow hat-bands, rainbow ties with "Lambda" symbols & toting hot-pink tommy guns...

Stereotypical imagery BUT, it still looks funny.

7/19/2012 10:09:33 AM



Isn't this that same insane whorecunt who said that Zayn Malik was indoctrinating young girls with Islam?! Don't get me wrong their "music" sucks whale balls but fuckin sexy as Zayn Malik is, he can indoctrinate me with whatever the fuck he'd like ;)

10/9/2013 10:01:09 PM
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