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The only way you could know who Anderson Cooper is and not know that he is a flaming homosexual is if you are one of the dwindling few who rely on CNN for information. Now it’s official, Cooper the Poop-Chuter having made his grand announcement through fellow fudge-punchee Andrew Sullivan:

“The fact is, I’m gay, always have been, always will be, and I couldn’t be any more happy, comfortable with myself, and proud.”

If you indulge in a relatively wholesome perversion, like licking high-heel shoes or persuading your wife to dress up in red latex, you’re unlikely to feel proud of it. But if your personal identity revolves around your lust for other men’s stinking anuses, a particularly disgusting form of depravity that spreads horrific diseases, the chest swells with self-satisfaction.

What a sick world we live in.

When public figures boldly step out of the closet into the warm glow of establishment adoration, or when journalists make themselves the story, it can only mean one thing: desperation. CNN’s ratings recently hit their lowest mark since 1991.

In the 8 pm Eastern time slot, Bill O’Reilly beats Cooper 2,255,000 to 433,000, or by more than 5 to 1. Fortunately there’s no need for O’Reilly to come out of any closets.

Dave Blount, Moonbattery 71 Comments [7/8/2012 8:52:40 AM]
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HappyGazpacho

If you indulge in a relatively wholesome perversion, like licking high-heel shoes or persuading your wife to dress up in red latex, you’re unlikely to feel proud of it

Gonna have to disagree with you there.

And what is with the obsession with anal?

7/8/2012 8:57:45 AM

Reynardine

Oh, look at that! Over at Moonfront Republic, 99 is the only way they can imagine two men engaging each other, despite the fact that they seem to spend all their spare time picturing it.

7/8/2012 9:02:38 AM

Doubting Thomas

...Cooper the Poop-Chuter...
...fudge-punchee...
...lust for other men’s stinking anuses...


Something you want to tell us there, Mr. Blount?

Fortunately there’s no need for O’Reilly to come out of any closets.

Not yet, anyway, but the ones who yell the loudest against homosexuality tend to end up being gay themselves. Something you might want to think about there, Dave, what with your apparent fascination with anal sex.

7/8/2012 9:09:48 AM

Ebon

What's with the obsession with asses? Gay men are not dogs, they don't go around sniffing one another's behinds.

7/8/2012 9:10:54 AM

freako104

I wouldn't flaunt hetting girlfriend to dress in latex but I'd be damn proud

7/8/2012 9:15:11 AM

Darwin

"Bill O’Reilly beats Cooper 2,255,000 to 433,000, or by more than 5 to 1."

"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public." - H.L. Mencken

7/8/2012 9:16:22 AM

Filin De Blanc

Homophobes: more obsessed with men's rears than actual gay people.

7/8/2012 9:17:10 AM

Onelife

"A particularly disgusting form of depravity that spreads horrific diseases."

Straight couples don't practice anal?

7/8/2012 9:20:21 AM

J. James

What a bigot. No, I'm pretty sure this Anderson fellow didn't come out because of ratings.

7/8/2012 9:26:21 AM

Madbull

Citation needed for all of this.

7/8/2012 9:31:54 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Dave, that was disgusting. Please don't use that kind of language when people are eating.

7/8/2012 9:37:04 AM

JSS

"Cooper the Poop-Chuter, fudge-punchee, men’s stinking anuses"

Nothing to see here folks. Just a foaming mad rabid ultra right-wing conservative animal with a coprophilic obsession desperately seeking attention...

7/8/2012 9:43:37 AM

pete

You really prefer Bill0? Mr. Cooper has not been sued for making unwelcome advances on anyone. Bill0? Mr Cooper occasionally shows some sign of understanding basic scientific concepts. Bill0? Mr. Cooper actually allows people with whom he disagrees an opportunity to say things that he disagrees with. Bill0? I'm pretty sure that Mr. Cooper has never cut the mic of someone because he's losing an argument. Bill0? And finally, although there are many more, I'll end with the example of Bill0 all but sending out written orders for some freak, any freak, to kill Dr. George Tiller. In a saner world Bill0 would be in a cell next to the freak he gave said orders to.

7/8/2012 10:06:50 AM

Mudak

I prefer black latex, myself...

7/8/2012 10:36:12 AM

JonnyTruant

My ex wife looked damn fine in black latex! I was always happy to go out with her on my arm when she dressed like that.

Go find something very high and jump off it please, Mr. Blount.

7/8/2012 10:45:07 AM



"But if your personal identity revolves around your lust for other men’s stinking anuses, a particularly disgusting form of depravity that spreads horrific diseases, the chest swells with self-satisfaction."

This implies that straight men have a personal identity that revolves around women's vaginas (and anuses... straight people have anal sex too, and very often) and we know that vaginal sex spreads horrific diseases (more than anal sex does, Mr Blount) so I guess you'll be refering to yourself by what you (supposedly) penetrate...?

7/8/2012 11:02:51 AM

D Laurier

Does Dave Blount have a fixation with the rectums of unhygenic men?
It looks like it.

So how lonely is it in that closet Mr Blount?

7/8/2012 11:18:57 AM

shykid

This deserves a "one-handed typist" award.

I hope you wiped off your keyboard and cleaned yourself up after you finished.

7/8/2012 11:25:55 AM

Nagol

The fact that homophobic bigots like yourself can't seem to focus on anything else but the sexual aspect of a same-sex relationship (specifically "teh icky buttsecks"), says more about you than it does about gay people. You're the perverts.

7/8/2012 11:30:50 AM

Berny

You think about men's anuses way too much not to be gay.

7/8/2012 11:33:08 AM

fishtank

Projeeeectiiiiiiiing.

7/8/2012 11:36:44 AM

breakerslion

"In the 8 pm Eastern time slot, Bill O’Reilly beats Cooper 2,255,000 to 433,000, or by more than 5 to 1."

If true, that says a lot more people on the left side of the IQ bell curve watch TV than those on the right.

7/8/2012 11:42:26 AM

Atheissimo

Funny how the most loving, detailed descriptions of gay sex always come from the homophobic fundies. It's a cheap shot to suggest that people who hate something secretly love it, but what else can it be?

7/8/2012 11:54:44 AM

Filin De Blanc

"Funny how the most loving, detailed descriptions of gay sex always come from the homophobic fundies. It's a cheap shot to suggest that people who hate something secretly love it, but what else can it be?"

Well, I suppose it could be morbid fascination, but it does seem awfully suspicious. The only kinds of sex I spend extensive amounts of time thinking about are the kinds that turn me on.

7/8/2012 12:06:35 PM

Jeff D.

But plundering a woman's ass is still ok? Awesome!

Because we all know that a woman's ass is one of the most sanitary parts of her body, because women don't shit, right?

7/8/2012 12:12:09 PM
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