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It was a chilly Saturday morning, and Beth was making her way toward the Tundra, the largest open field on her college campus. In fact, nearly all 10000 students were heading there. You see, the first large snowfall of the year had taken place overnight, and today would be the annual Snowball Fight of the Year, or SFY. People scrambled to their "sides", upperclassmen on the left and underclassmen on the right. Beth hurried to her side, finding the excitement in the air infectious. Once everyone was in place, a senior yells: "ONE, TWO, THREE, CHARGE!" At once people grab snowballs and begin lobbing them at each other. Beth laughs, lobbing one across the Tundra.

But her snowball misses its target.

In fact, her target is missing all together.

Beth stands completely still, frozen in shock, staring and the pile of clothes, boots, and gloves sitting on the ground in front of her. She even notices his glasses on the top of the pile. She snaps out of her reverie and looks around her. There were now hundreds if not thousands of little piles of clothes dotting the frozen Tundra. People were screaming, raging and crying. Beth noticed her friend Sarah sobbing uncontrollably, clutching the empty shirt of her fiancee in desperation.

Beth begins to walk in what feels like slow motion, eyes glazed over, in no particular direction. She is still in shock.

She snaps out of it when she notices people jumping into a nearby lake, screaming in rage and hysteria. At first she thinks they are looking for the missing, but soon enough she realizes they are committing suicide, unable to deal with the pain and panic they feel.

Beth turns away, unable to watch any longer. It is then the tears begin to fall, freezing to her face, her breath coming out in short gasps as she sinks to the ground. What is going on? Oh my God WHAT IS GOING ON?! Her analytical mind races, searching for some solution, but it comes up empty.

A girl collapses next to Beth, her body shaking with sobs. Beth recognizes her as one of those "churchy" girls; she hung out with all of those "bible kids", went on there little retreats and went to church on Sundays. Her name is Cassie.

Cassie turns to Beth, her eyes glistening and her chin trembling. "I know what happened."

Beth furrows her brow. "What are you talking about?"

"I know what happened just now, why those people disappeared."

Beth stares in shock, not noticing her jaw drop. "You do? How?"

Cassie drops her eyes, staring at the ground. "My friends told me about it, over and over. I pretended to agree with them, playing my part, being in the club."

"About WHAT?" Beth says, her voice rising.

Cassie pauses and looks into Beth's eyes.

"About the Rapture."

Katia_0203, Rapture Ready 104 Comments [7/11/2012 3:13:36 AM]
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arcangelsd

Augh. The whole thread only goes worse from this.
Bible fan-fiction. I thought I'll never read any of this in my lifetime xD

7/11/2012 3:23:31 AM

The Wild One, Forever

Oh, shut UP.

7/11/2012 3:24:14 AM



Oh look, more rapture por-I mean, uhh...yeah, that seems about right actually.

7/11/2012 3:29:47 AM

wtfpudding

They....t they write fan fiction of the apocalypse?

7/11/2012 3:31:24 AM

Lucifer's Penis

The Tundra? Seriously, where the fuck is this story taking place? In Nunavut?

7/11/2012 3:41:45 AM

Stonespiral

Not nearly as interesting as the Jesus/Judas fic I read once.

7/11/2012 3:47:18 AM

Arctic Knight

I can hear all the fapping now as all those Xians sit in front of their computers reading that load of bovine excrement.

7/11/2012 3:59:12 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

Fundy fan-fic is the lulz!

People committing suicide because a bunch a annoying christ-stains vanished? LMFAO!

7/11/2012 4:01:26 AM

Doperwtje

Moral of story:
Don't go to a college which has a Tundra, Tis a silly place.

7/11/2012 4:01:29 AM

OhJohnNo

You were masturbating when you wrote this, weren't you?

7/11/2012 4:12:19 AM

Nowonmai

Bible FanFic at it's worst. I wonder when this idiot starts in on Jesus having 'relations' with her.

7/11/2012 4:19:21 AM

Warhammer of Fillyhoo

Needs more yaoi.

7/11/2012 4:26:21 AM

Swede

Stupid Rapture fantasy aside; what do you mean "people grab snowballs"? From where? Who made them?

So now hundreds, if not thousands, of people are rising up through the icy clouds, completely naked? That ought to be a sight for sore eyes...

7/11/2012 4:27:07 AM

Mister Spak

That would never happen. Islam is the real religion, and you would never find muslims on a tundra. Or at a college either, they would be at a terrorist madrassa.

7/11/2012 4:29:21 AM

Grimsoncrow

Of course, the rapture is not mentioned in "Revelations" , but still, I doubt I would kill myself if it happened.I would of course feel majorly stupid, but really, by these people's standards, me going to hell was pretty much a done deal as soon as I was born...So, I would look forwards to Antichrist's glorious reign, and the REALLY interesting days after that...A bit better than 3D movies, eh?

7/11/2012 4:46:16 AM

Reynardine

So it's a form of rabies...hardly a consummation devoutly to be wished for.

7/11/2012 5:01:25 AM

Sentry Gun

Notice how it never ever happened ? It will keep on this way. Forever. Because your religion is a joke, and Rapture isn't even a part of it. Stop inflicting the world Your shitty fan-fictions, please.

7/11/2012 5:14:52 AM

Anon-e-moose



And that's all it'll ever be: a story, Ruptured Retards.

When you lot are reduced to fapfics like this, it proves how pathetic you all really are.

@Warhammer of Fillyhoo

"Needs more yaoi."

I've read "Loveless" and "Gravitation" (as well as watched the anime adaptations; especially the former, by "Gundam 00"'s character designer Yun Kouga), and they are worthwhile works of graphic storytelling. With far more relevance to the real world (and not just the main theme of such; even in "Loveless", certain characters having catears are merely used as a visual metaphor for virginity).

...and the latter could be seen as a proto-"K-ON!", but with male characters. Intriguing, though.

7/11/2012 5:17:30 AM

Justanotheratheist

Remind me not to watch it if they ever make a movie out of that pathetic story.

7/11/2012 5:26:00 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Is it even possible for fundies to write fiction that isn't vindictive?

7/11/2012 6:11:13 AM

Doubting Thomas

Rapture porn for mental masturbation. Keep dreaming, it ain't ever gonna happen.

The thing I find funny is how instead of everyone being like, WTF?, they're all sad & hysterical because everyone knows it's the rapture. Like everyone in the world knows and believes in that silly idea.

7/11/2012 6:33:02 AM



And then... it turned out Cassie had died in a traffic accident on that exact spot forty years ago! Ooooooh!

7/11/2012 6:45:40 AM

dionysus

Here's a tip: if you can see the ending coming a mile away then your story isn't well written and that makes it superfluous. Unfortunately, this kind of story sells only because people actually believe in this nonsense and that leaves far better-written fiction to sit on the shelves while some hack that craps out a rapture story sells millions of copies.

7/11/2012 6:48:05 AM

OhJohnNo

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

7/11/2012 7:00:59 AM

Mayhem

Katia masturbates to this every night as she lies next to her cold, unfeeling husband.

7/11/2012 7:10:11 AM
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