Breaking ungodly soul ties
2 more reasons for a curse to come upon you:
A. Objects in homes (Deuteronomy 7: 26) We are to have no abominable thing in our home. Years ago I was given a beautiful neck lace and it had a nice stone with it. Well I went to go get it cleaned and the jeweler who I knew was a Christian said Tim you have got to see this, well he showed me the nice stone under a magnifying glass and it was a Buddha temple inside the stone. Well we destroyed both the necklace and the stone because any thing connected to Buddha which is a false god a Christian should have nothing to do with.
Then also years ago a woman came to me and said my children suffer from sever nightmares but my husband and I don’t know why. Well I knew this couple were Christians and they stood against Disney so I could think of what would cause their children to have night mares. So I went over to their house and some one gave this little child of theirs Pokémon cards, so I explained to them that Pokémon means monster in your pocket so I asked the little one do you want your night mares to go away well he said yes so I said can we burn all these cards and he said yes so we did and that little boy no longer had nightmares. See Satan will not knock on your door asking to come in, he will find a way to destroy you and your family if he can.
B. Soul ties these are soul ties which are contrary to God's purposes, In adultery, fornication (especially past sexual relationships). Ungodly soul ties can bring spiritual sickness. I tell people any thing related to that past ungodly soul tie relationship needs to be desrtroyed, stuffed animals, jewelery, clothes, etc: anything that causes you to look back like lots wife did before she became a pillar of salt because she looked back at Sodom and Gomorrah before God destroyed it.
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So, you destroyed a piece of art because you are too stupid to understand that Buddha was a man who never claimed to be a god? And I guess it didn't occur to you that the nightmares were caused by your hideous rantings about playing cards?
And then, you devolve to every thing's about fucking again.
" it was a Buddha temple inside the stone. Well we destroyed both the necklace and the stone because any thing connected to Buddha which is a false god a Christian should have nothing to do with. "
I'm going to sneak into your house and engrave buddas on every valuable thing I find.
PS did you know there's a microscopic budda engraved on the CPU of your internet computer?
"...I was given a beautiful neck lace " "...I went to go get it cleaned..." "...Tim you have got to see this,"
My first question is, Ma'am, your name is TIM?
Secondly, are you an idiot, Tim?
Is that English? I sincerely hope that English is not your first language, Timmy.
That must have been a VERY expensive stone, if it had a temple inside it.
Burning a kid's favorite toys would rather bring nightmares than remove them, I'd say.
I have Teddy Scares and a Gloomy in my bedroom. We also have several Bad Taste Bears around the house. I very seldom have nightmares.
Yes, there really are people who believe this. Yes, in the 21st century. Yes, we should fear for posterity.
Ah Tim? The boy said the nightmares went away because there is a maniac threatening to burn his toys if he says otherwise.
By the way, your car is filled with Scientology Thetans! Crush it immediately!
I wonder if you told the person who gave you that necklace how you destroyed the expensive gift, and if you are still friends with that person? If it were me, I would be highly offended if you destroyed something I had paid good money for, and given as a gift.
"Well I went to go get it cleaned and the jeweler who I knew was a Christian said Tim you have got to see this, well he showed me the nice stone under a magnifying glass and it was a Buddha temple inside the stone. Well we destroyed both the necklace and the stone because any thing connected to Buddha which is a false god a Christian should have nothing to do with."
Buddha is not a god, isn't worshiped as a god, and never claimed to be a god.
You, however, are an idiot as shown by the rest of your drivel.
So I went over to their house and some one gave this little child of theirs Pokémon cards, so I explained to them that Pokémon means monster in your pocket so I asked the little one do you want your night mares to go away well he said yes so I said can we burn all these cards and he said yes so we did and that little boy no longer had nightmares.
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THIS gave the kids nightmares? What kind of sheltered kids are they? Even the more "dangerous" looking ones aren't all that bad.
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I mean seriously. Who has nightmares about pokemon?
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...okay, maybe you've got a point.
A. Is that a monster in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
B. Buddha is not a god, and is not considered a god even by Buddhists.
C. You're a fucking moron.
@Tim Thompson
I thought even Christians were supposed to believe that objects causing Satanic nightmares was superstitious nonsense. Jeez. Also, the world is not full of evil conspiracies to get Christians by popular entertainment.
@#1422372
Making fun of a man for having a necklace is very inappropriate. Or were you confused by the "my husband"? He's quoting someone else.
@Nowonmai
The nightmares started before this Tim person met the kids. They were someone else's kids. It's easy to be confused because he forgot to use quotation marks.
"We destroyed both the necklace and the stone" Fuckin hell, coulda sold it on ebay and donated the money to a Christian charity. It's this destructive impulse that bothers me, it's exactly the same thing that led the Taliban to blow up those Buddhas in Afghanistan.
"I could (sic) think of what would cause their children to have nightmares". Probably because they were living in a house with psycho Christian parents who tortured them with visions of Hell and invited people like you round to burn all their fucking Pokemon cards.
So Satan works through the Nintendo Company of Japan, Ltd?
Obviously the real object here is to increase control over people's lives by eliminating all potential "rivals", even something as harmless as children's games and ornaments.
I really, really feel sorry for any children Tim Thompson and anyone like him has. Bad enough they keep sheltered, but any innocent thing like Pokemon or Harry Potter is considered evil and is to be destroyed.
Kids have nightmares. It happens. It's not caused by Pokemon cards.
Good for you, Tim! While you're at it, I'm pretty sure most of the things in your house are made in China. As we all know, China is an evil country ruled by commie atheists and they've probably hidden evil atheist symbols of witchcraft in all your things. Destroy them all! Who knows who built your house? You better burn it down in case someone hid an icon of Mary fornicating with Satan in the drywall.
On top of that all, do you know what your body is made of? Science! That's right, ungodly science. Do yourself and everyone else a favor and cleanse the Earth of your presence. Thank you.
At least the stupid shit stain didn't go to Haiti and kidnap children from their families because they think voodoo is a satanic cult. Leave it to Idaho to really make christianity shine.
Also I really love christian or conservative webpages that look shitty even compared to Angelfire webpages from 96.
Soul ties these are soul ties which are contrary to God's purposes, In adultery, fornication (especially past sexual relationships).
Does this mean the fornication that you do is not as bad as the fornication the you used to do?
A. Buddha is NOT a god! You've been had!
As to pokemon and the kids, you are simply lying for Jesus. A real blasphemy!
B. What about all those divorces in the Bible Belt? I believe the rate of divorce there is higher than elsewhere in the US. Soul ties, btw sounds nice and kinky!
"I tell people any thing related to that past ungodly soul tie relationship needs to be desrtroyed, stuffed animals, jewelery, clothes, etc: anything that causes you to look back like lots wife did before she became a pillar of salt because she looked back at Sodom and Gomorrah before God destroyed it. "
So would that also apply to children from a previous failed marriage? lol
Stupid motherfucker.
@Brendan Rizzo:
"Yes, there really are people who believe this. Yes, in the 21st century. Yes, we should fear for posterity."
Same as it always was, really. There's always been backwards hicks and those who have sworn vows of intellectual poverty. They'll come and go, just as we shall, and be replaced by the next generation of morons.
>>Well we destroyed both the necklace and the stone because any thing connected to Buddha which is a false god a Christian should have nothing to do with. <<
First: Buddha was not a god (even if a marketing campaign centuries after his death resulted in his being considered an avatar of Vishnu in Hinduism). Also, a mangled-in-translation concept of Buddha was revered as a saint by medieval Christianity - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barlaam_and_Josaphat .
Second: When Linji said "If you meet the Buddha, kill him", that is not what he meant.
I bet it went something like this...
"Hey it's that crazy Tim guy, I'm going to tell him his necklace is satanic so I can steal it and sell the gold for scrap."
"he showed me the nice stone under a magnifying glass and it was a Buddha temple inside the stone."
I'll bet it wasn't even a real Buddha temple. I'll bet it was a natural deformity in the stone that vaguely resembled a Buddhist temple if you squinted your eyes just right.
Kinda like how you folks can see Jesus in a burnt tortilla.
"B. Soul ties these are soul ties which are contrary to God's purposes, In adultery, fornication (especially past sexual relationships). Ungodly soul ties can bring spiritual sickness. I tell people any thing related to that past ungodly soul tie relationship needs to be desrtroyed, stuffed animals, jewelery, clothes, etc: anything that causes you to look back like lots wife did before she became a pillar of salt because she looked back at Sodom and Gomorrah before God destroyed it."
Is it just me, or does it really sound like Timmy is so insecure that he made up a "religious" pretext to force his wife to give up or destroy keepsakes of former boyfriends?
Buddha was a PHILOSOPHER. The majority of Buddhists follow his moral teachings but don't believe he was a deity; some believe in a god and some don't. You would even see some merit, and some similarities with Christian teachings, in the philosophy of Buddha if you weren't so biased by White Republican Jesus.
And I have no respect for people who destroy art. You could at least have sold the necklace. (And actually, some trading card games have some good art as well. Magic is the best known for it, but L5R and Pokemon are solid contenders. I've seen some DAMN good card art. But the artistic merits of commercial illustration are another debate, so I'll leave the "destroying art" condemnation for just the jewelry.)
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