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Breaking ungodly soul ties

2 more reasons for a curse to come upon you:

A. Objects in homes (Deuteronomy 7: 26) We are to have no abominable thing in our home. Years ago I was given a beautiful neck lace and it had a nice stone with it. Well I went to go get it cleaned and the jeweler who I knew was a Christian said Tim you have got to see this, well he showed me the nice stone under a magnifying glass and it was a Buddha temple inside the stone. Well we destroyed both the necklace and the stone because any thing connected to Buddha which is a false god a Christian should have nothing to do with.

Then also years ago a woman came to me and said my children suffer from sever nightmares but my husband and I don’t know why. Well I knew this couple were Christians and they stood against Disney so I could think of what would cause their children to have night mares. So I went over to their house and some one gave this little child of theirs Pokémon cards, so I explained to them that Pokémon means monster in your pocket so I asked the little one do you want your night mares to go away well he said yes so I said can we burn all these cards and he said yes so we did and that little boy no longer had nightmares. See Satan will not knock on your door asking to come in, he will find a way to destroy you and your family if he can.

B. Soul ties these are soul ties which are contrary to God's purposes, In adultery, fornication (especially past sexual relationships). Ungodly soul ties can bring spiritual sickness. I tell people any thing related to that past ungodly soul tie relationship needs to be desrtroyed, stuffed animals, jewelery, clothes, etc: anything that causes you to look back like lots wife did before she became a pillar of salt because she looked back at Sodom and Gomorrah before God destroyed it.

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Tim Thompson, Exposing the darkness 54 Comments [7/11/2012 3:31:35 AM]
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Arctic Knight

Buddha is not a god and is not consider a god among Buddhists. Buddha was simply a wise man who said wise things. Buddhism is an atheistic religion.

7/11/2012 4:04:48 AM

OhJohnNo


7/11/2012 4:06:49 AM

666USA

But when the priest says he has a monster in his pocket the Xtian thing for the altar boy to do is embrace it right?

7/11/2012 4:07:53 AM

Nowonmai

So, you destroyed a piece of art because you are too stupid to understand that Buddha was a man who never claimed to be a god? And I guess it didn't occur to you that the nightmares were caused by your hideous rantings about playing cards?

And then, you devolve to every thing's about fucking again.

7/11/2012 4:14:45 AM

Mister Spak

" it was a Buddha temple inside the stone. Well we destroyed both the necklace and the stone because any thing connected to Buddha which is a false god a Christian should have nothing to do with. "

I'm going to sneak into your house and engrave buddas on every valuable thing I find.

PS did you know there's a microscopic budda engraved on the CPU of your internet computer?

7/11/2012 4:19:01 AM

Grimsoncrow

Apart from the typical idiocy - Why is Timmy's English like that of a 10-year old?

7/11/2012 4:26:44 AM

Reynardine

People must find you just a barrel of laffs to be around (behind your back)

7/11/2012 4:45:36 AM



"...I was given a beautiful neck lace " "...I went to go get it cleaned..." "...Tim you have got to see this,"

My first question is, Ma'am, your name is TIM?
Secondly, are you an idiot, Tim?

7/11/2012 5:12:09 AM

Swede

Is that English? I sincerely hope that English is not your first language, Timmy.

That must have been a VERY expensive stone, if it had a temple inside it.

Burning a kid's favorite toys would rather bring nightmares than remove them, I'd say.

I have Teddy Scares and a Gloomy in my bedroom. We also have several Bad Taste Bears around the house. I very seldom have nightmares.

7/11/2012 5:26:54 AM

breakerslion

@ Swede:

I'm betting the kids stopped telling their parents about the nightmares and started wetting the bed instead.

7/11/2012 5:52:31 AM

Doubting Thomas

Meanwhile, millions of normal people have no problems with Buddha or Pokemon cards.

7/11/2012 5:53:04 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Yes, there really are people who believe this. Yes, in the 21st century. Yes, we should fear for posterity.

7/11/2012 6:03:35 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

"... We are to have no abominable thing in our home. ..."

Oh? Moved out, did you?

7/11/2012 6:20:27 AM



Ah Tim? The boy said the nightmares went away because there is a maniac threatening to burn his toys if he says otherwise.

By the way, your car is filled with Scientology Thetans! Crush it immediately!

7/11/2012 6:21:20 AM

Bad Wolf

I wonder if you told the person who gave you that necklace how you destroyed the expensive gift, and if you are still friends with that person? If it were me, I would be highly offended if you destroyed something I had paid good money for, and given as a gift.

7/11/2012 6:22:11 AM

Horsefeathers

"Well I went to go get it cleaned and the jeweler who I knew was a Christian said Tim you have got to see this, well he showed me the nice stone under a magnifying glass and it was a Buddha temple inside the stone. Well we destroyed both the necklace and the stone because any thing connected to Buddha which is a false god a Christian should have nothing to do with."

Buddha is not a god, isn't worshiped as a god, and never claimed to be a god.

You, however, are an idiot as shown by the rest of your drivel.

7/11/2012 6:54:58 AM

dionysus

So I went over to their house and some one gave this little child of theirs Pokémon cards, so I explained to them that Pokémon means monster in your pocket so I asked the little one do you want your night mares to go away well he said yes so I said can we burn all these cards and he said yes so we did and that little boy no longer had nightmares.



THIS gave the kids nightmares? What kind of sheltered kids are they? Even the more "dangerous" looking ones aren't all that bad.



I mean seriously. Who has nightmares about pokemon?




...okay, maybe you've got a point.

7/11/2012 7:14:27 AM

Berny

The worst thing about people like the Thompsons is their incredible ignorance of other faiths. That and their unfathomable gullibility.
It's no coincidence that demons only bother people who believe they exist.

7/11/2012 8:28:56 AM

fishtank

Dude, learn to write, it hurts me to read this..

7/11/2012 8:47:17 AM

dfmfundies

Congratulations, "Tim"! You are now the Taliban:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhas_of_Bamiyan


7/11/2012 8:51:59 AM

JohnTheAtheist

Fucking retard.

7/11/2012 8:52:52 AM

Mystik Spiral

A. Is that a monster in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

B. Buddha is not a god, and is not considered a god even by Buddhists.

C. You're a fucking moron.

7/11/2012 9:09:54 AM

Papabear

Buddha is not a god and one doesn't worship the Buddha.


Destroy stuffed animals? Ha!

7/11/2012 9:20:21 AM

John_in_Oz

It's amazing how many people tell Tim they've stopped all wrong--thinking.

What with him destroying their stuff until they do.

7/11/2012 9:25:14 AM

Noneofyourbusiness

@Tim Thompson

I thought even Christians were supposed to believe that objects causing Satanic nightmares was superstitious nonsense. Jeez. Also, the world is not full of evil conspiracies to get Christians by popular entertainment.

@#1422372

Making fun of a man for having a necklace is very inappropriate. Or were you confused by the "my husband"? He's quoting someone else.

@Nowonmai

The nightmares started before this Tim person met the kids. They were someone else's kids. It's easy to be confused because he forgot to use quotation marks.

7/11/2012 9:55:22 AM
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