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I have never hid from vampires but there was a time in my life when I was scared of them, but that was a time when I was full of demons that had to be cast out of me. I also had a fear of mirros and interstates.

Kevin, Myspace 14 Comments [1/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh


Afraid of mirrors? I think he *was* a vampire!

1/3/2006 2:32:24 PM


A Fear Of Interstates can be healthy,
After all, not paying attention to the Road can result in accidents.....

Uh, Kevin IS talking about Highways right?.........
-My Two Bits

1/3/2006 2:42:54 PM

Darth Wang

What a kook

1/3/2006 2:55:42 PM


On a practical note, does a stake through the heart work on evil interstates?

1/3/2006 3:26:48 PM


On a practical note, does a stake through the heart work on evil interstates?

1/3/2006 3:34:41 PM


I used to be afraid of demons, but that was o ly because it was at an unholy point in my life, and I was full of vampires that needed casting out.

1/3/2006 8:47:19 PM


...interstates. Right.

1/3/2006 10:13:25 PM


\"I used to fear vampires, back when I was possessed. Of course, I also happened to be a vampire then as well. I eventually got over these fears, but my fear of a much greater evil, the American highway system, remains with me to this day.\"

1/3/2006 10:26:12 PM


Kevin is seriously deluded.

1/4/2006 3:54:16 AM



1/4/2006 8:20:36 AM


I rolled a natural 20 on my Turn Undead skill. Will he go away now?

1/9/2006 11:27:21 AM


vampires, mirrors and interstates! Well, you can't say he's not got variety in his phobias!

laughing myself stupid.

1/9/2006 8:54:49 PM


So the fear of vampires was due to demons inside him, but the fear of mirrors and interstates was not? Did casting out the demons remove that fear, or did he have to go to psychoanalysis? Or are those two latter fears still with him?

1/12/2006 8:29:35 PM


Curse the demons of common sense and logic!

6/1/2008 3:42:14 PM