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Quote# 8840

I have never hid from vampires but there was a time in my life when I was scared of them, but that was a time when I was full of demons that had to be cast out of me. I also had a fear of mirros and interstates.

Kevin, Myspace 14 Comments [1/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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#8732
Phil

Afraid of mirrors? I think he *was* a vampire!

1/3/2006 2:32:24 PM
#8734
Questioning

A Fear Of Interstates can be healthy,
After all, not paying attention to the Road can result in accidents.....

Uh, Kevin IS talking about Highways right?.........
-My Two Bits

1/3/2006 2:42:54 PM
#8736
Darth Wang

What a kook

1/3/2006 2:55:42 PM
#8748
TheAmazingToby

On a practical note, does a stake through the heart work on evil interstates?

1/3/2006 3:26:48 PM
#8752
TheAmazingToby

On a practical note, does a stake through the heart work on evil interstates?

1/3/2006 3:34:41 PM
#8781
ryan

I used to be afraid of demons, but that was o ly because it was at an unholy point in my life, and I was full of vampires that needed casting out.

1/3/2006 8:47:19 PM
#8787
Polymerase

...interstates. Right.

1/3/2006 10:13:25 PM
#8790
Bum

\"I used to fear vampires, back when I was possessed. Of course, I also happened to be a vampire then as well. I eventually got over these fears, but my fear of a much greater evil, the American highway system, remains with me to this day.\"

1/3/2006 10:26:12 PM
#8804
Jeremy

Kevin is seriously deluded.

1/4/2006 3:54:16 AM
#8818
CousinTed

Can't...resist...linking...

http://imdb.com/title/tt0311361/

1/4/2006 8:20:36 AM
#9538
moonbiter

I rolled a natural 20 on my Turn Undead skill. Will he go away now?

1/9/2006 11:27:21 AM
#9634
TDR

vampires, mirrors and interstates! Well, you can't say he's not got variety in his phobias!

laughing myself stupid.

1/9/2006 8:54:49 PM
#10268
Beerina

So the fear of vampires was due to demons inside him, but the fear of mirrors and interstates was not? Did casting out the demons remove that fear, or did he have to go to psychoanalysis? Or are those two latter fears still with him?

1/12/2006 8:29:35 PM
#522807
Quarkyhadron

Curse the demons of common sense and logic!

6/1/2008 3:42:14 PM
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