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Has anyone heard any weird noises inside their heads that they cannot explain? I know that no body likes to admit they are hearing things, but I have heard some weird noises lately that I cannot explain. The sounds were like a repeating bass line from a bass guitar that was way out of tune. I could hear it after I plugged my ears. Please watch this video and see what I mean. I understand that the weird sounds comming from the atmosphere could be HAARP, but they are external and actaully sounds. I am currious if any of you have heard sounds internally. Not through your ears. If so please give detailed explanation.

autoprotolysis, Above Top Secret 12 Comments [7/18/2012 7:41:26 AM]
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Submitted By: shykid
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The Anonymous

You either have tinnitus, are schizophrenic, or both. No need for silly conspiracy theories. You may even find your health improving if you stay off Above Top Secret and other stupid conspiracy websites, imagine that.

7/18/2012 8:06:03 AM

Doubting Thomas

The sounds are telling you that you need to take your meds.

7/18/2012 8:48:22 AM

Leighton Buzzard

Dude, get the wax syringed out of your ears.

7/18/2012 9:13:37 AM

Meishayuri

Yeah, it's called schizophrenia and schizoaffective disorder.

7/18/2012 10:17:00 AM

SaneChick

Those nice little pills in the small orange canisters? Take them.

7/18/2012 10:48:15 AM

Brendan Rizzo

That happens to me too. It's called tinnitus or something like that. The explanation is well-known, and just goes to show that conspiracy theorists think that EVERYTHING is part of some nefarious masquerade.

7/18/2012 11:34:13 AM

Ebon

Assuming you're not schizophrenic, you have tinnitus. Your doctor should be able to help.

7/18/2012 1:38:59 PM



HAARP only generates radio frequency energies. The only way you can hear it is with an HF receiver, like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMJ_vzKK4ww

7/18/2012 5:23:20 PM

TheReasonator

Maybe they are just your thoughts and imagination?

I've thought about it before and realized that anyone could drive themselves crazy simply by choosing to treat their thoughts and imagination as though they were external phenomenon.

7/18/2012 9:17:25 PM

Mystical Chicken

Could be tinnitus, or if you hear them while you're sleeping/just about to fall asleep (and aren't dreaming yet) it could be a lesser-known form of auditory hallucination called exploding head syndrome, in which one hears a sudden, very loud noise coming from inside their head, usually while almost asleep. (I'm on my Wii and can't copy/paste the link but there's a Wikipedia article on it) It's happened to me at least twice (lack of sleep for over a certain amount of time seems to trigger it for me) and is REALLY startling.

7/18/2012 11:09:20 PM



It's in the frakking ship!

7/19/2012 10:06:53 AM



Ears are odd and can go wrong. My inner ear can somehow go into spasm and it sounds like there's a small elf playing a drum in there. Clearly the small elf-monsters exist as I can hear them. I would post an explanatory video but they want me to join in the rehearsal for a miniature guns n roses gig.

7/20/2012 4:34:16 AM
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