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Zombie Rabies Flu Virus Cover Up Story By Homeland Security Dated 2007

They had the zombie rabie virus all this time .. anyone surprise ? probably their best bio chemical weapon in the elite arsenal

Now that i have confirmation of attacks in China(2 bitting cases) ..it become evident..... This virus is spreading fast
already on the other side of the world in 1 month

We really need to figure out what in heaven is happening and be open minded .. its the only way to escape brainwashing lies from TV

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The illuminati would certainly have invested so much to research the rabie virus
this is why the CDC was made .. to create bio weapons We know they geneticaly modify the virus and tested it on many chimps to possibly addapt the virus for humans or just try it for research and developement

Dont wonder anymore why they made a very serious zombie manual at the CDC even if for the moment they say it was made has a jk for the zombie fans out there what kind of a reason is that from one of the most professional and serious institute why would they even risk making panic and risk their reputation with this zombie 101 manual

Ben81, Above Top Secret 16 Comments [7/18/2012 7:41:40 AM]
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Flah

Zombie rabies? Isn't that the premise of Quarantine?

Namely, this: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1082868/

Kind of telling that the film was released in 2008. I wouldn't be surprised if ATS got this from some sort of viral advertising.

7/18/2012 8:18:22 AM

Doubting Thomas

Is this a poe? Hard to tell with Above Top Secret.

And there was no "serious" zombie manual at the CDC. The website was a tongue-in-cheek reference for just about any emergency.

7/18/2012 8:47:39 AM

Greater Good

If this wasn't on ATS, I would be inclined to think this is a Poe. I've been in my share of zombie discussions and consider them harmless fun.

Then again, the Illuminate thing is pretty out-there.

7/18/2012 9:13:43 AM



Thinking zombies are real: Funny
Thinking "rabies" is the plural of "rabie": Fucking priceless.

7/18/2012 9:17:33 AM

Meishayuri

Wow, this guy has several foil hats for style.

7/18/2012 10:15:52 AM

Brendan Rizzo

This is from 2007, you say?

So much for that zombie outbreak.

7/18/2012 11:32:29 AM

Reynardine

Sounds like this guy is the first victim.

7/18/2012 3:02:26 PM

ThatOneGuy

@#1425067
"Thinking "rabies" is the plural of "rabie": Fucking priceless."

There are some things conspriracy theorist won't buy. For everything else, there's ATS!

7/18/2012 4:19:16 PM

Micharion

Is it just me or does every conspiracy involve The Illuminati?

7/18/2012 5:47:08 PM

ScrappyB

Uh, the rabies virus already affects humans. Over 50,000 people in third world countries die of it every year, and there are even one or two cases per year in the US. What would be the point of testing it on chimps?

Now that I think about it, the real virus makes people and animals act a lot like your modern stereotypical fictional zombies anyway. They drool, stagger, act insanely angry and/or fearful and bite anything that moves.

7/18/2012 6:45:22 PM



Here's a question: they want to rule the world, allegedly, so WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY BE MAKING A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!?

They'd have nobody to rule even if there was the slimmest amount of fact to the Illuminati Conspiracy.

Your conspiracy theory really defeats itself when logic is applied.

7/18/2012 10:14:15 PM

Micharion

Don't all conspiracies work that way apply logic and it falls apart?

7/18/2012 10:58:18 PM

Grimsoncrow

PLEASE tell me Ben81 doesn't have a licence for a shotgun...?

7/19/2012 3:29:19 AM

Grimsoncrow

@#1425295: Sounds like the business plan of Umbrella Corporation.

Step one: Turn majority of mankind into zombies.

Step two: Upgrade said zombies into smarter, faster zombies able to wipe out those few thousand badass survivalists remaining.

Step three: Make heaps of money by selling the end result to...Oh, Wait...

7/19/2012 5:13:16 AM

\m/>_<\m/

the zombie survival guide and world war z were horror-post ap fiction books (as much as i want an apocalypse).

7/19/2012 3:36:37 PM

Nerikull

Zombie....Rabies...Flu Virus.

Somewhere out there, a former writer for Weekly World News just had an orgasm!

7/22/2012 8:15:31 AM
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