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The Reptilians told me, that the Greys are the worst ones among all fifteen alien species present on Earth. They are the only ones cooperating with humans (the US Gov't), and their aim is to keep lieing to the Gov't about the technology and in exchange they recieve food supplies, raw materials and abductees to kill... all this in a systemized manner so that the human community knows nothing about it... it is top secret.

Sorry to say, but the Greys are the worst ones, they are notorious liars..!!

Vertu, Above Top Secret 21 Comments [7/19/2012 3:23:10 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: shykid
WTF?! || meh


Weren't Reptilians the ones that want to exterminate us? or eat us? or was that Reptoids? Or "V"? ...Shit, there's so many aliens these days...

7/19/2012 3:44:36 AM


I hope this isn't a spoiler for the MIB3 movie. It hasn't opened here yet.

7/19/2012 4:43:02 AM


Because "...!!" makes everything true!

7/19/2012 6:10:41 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Funny how the conspiracy theorists can't keep the character of the alien species straight...

7/19/2012 7:07:22 AM

Doubting Thomas

Wow... racist alien conspiracy theorists. This is new.

And you believed what a Reptilian told you? They're notorious liars, the bastards.

7/19/2012 7:14:01 AM


See, you've made me curious now: Who are the other thirteen alien races?

7/19/2012 7:30:20 AM


Okay, there are 15 alien species on earth. AND NOBODY'S NOTICED YET?

7/19/2012 8:07:09 AM

Dayvan Cowboy

"We travel 250 thousand light years across the Universe, abduct humans, probe them anally, and all We've learned is that one in ten don't seem to mind. What's the Point?"

"Are you crazy? Do you know how many aliens intergalactic anal probing employees?"

7/19/2012 11:29:28 AM

Greater Good

" Okay, there are 15 alien species on earth. AND NOBODY'S NOTICED YET?"

Haven't you seen Men in Black? The aliens tend to have very good costumes.

7/19/2012 12:06:46 PM


You know one thing I do not get is why would they be so interested in conquer this planet? Most people are blindingly stupid so it just does not seem worth it.

7/19/2012 3:02:09 PM


Somebody's been marathoning Doctor Who Series 6, haven't they?

7/19/2012 11:50:07 PM


I see words, but all I'm reading is

"Look at me! I'm special! And Important! LOOK AT ME AND PAY ATTENTION TO ME!"

7/20/2012 12:32:55 AM


Earth is sure getting crowded these days...

7/20/2012 4:48:25 AM

J. James

Yes, because you can totally trust what the aliens say.

7/20/2012 7:47:52 AM


I like the idea of ATS and similar hives of conspiracy theory undergoing sectarian fracture, each sect totemically adopting an alien species, arguing over the merits and dangers of those species. Eventually the entire thing evolves into a complex roleplay, each sect projecting its fears and hopes upon their totem species and the species of the rival sects.

7/20/2012 1:40:33 PM


Don't listen to them. The greys told me that the reptilians are the liars, and that they shed their skins and eat mice.
Reptilian speaks with forked tongue.

7/21/2012 4:11:03 AM


The human community knows nothing about it, but you do?

7/21/2012 11:43:47 AM


Oh Vertu, you so funny.

7/26/2012 10:57:36 AM

Did you get this from the Ultimate Warrior?

7/26/2012 8:06:18 PM

David F Mayer

Run immediately to your medicine cabinet and take the anti-psychotic medications that you forgot this morning. Then you will feel better.

12/23/2012 8:17:10 PM


Why would you trust what the reptoids tell you?

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