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The big picture is that Satan developed his own personal religion by offering power, fame, and a five-year-old wife to Muhammad. Of course Muhammad was quick to jump at this opportunty. He knew that he was speaking to the serpent; however, he told others that it was the angel Gabriel. Even his mother didn’t believe this and told him it was the devil he was talking to.

Satan wrote the Koran by plaguirizing parts of the Holy Bible to gain credibility; however, the Koran gives the exact opposite message that the Bible gives.

No worries though, because Jesus will prevail!

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old comment by Philbert McAdamia

@Filin De Blanc
It's fascinating how much these people hate a religion that teaches practically the exact same things theirs does. Even they can't stand themselves, it seems.

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?" He said, "Baptist!" I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or baptist church of the lord?" He said, "Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed baptist church of god?" He said,"Reformed Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off. -- Emo Phillips

old comment by Reynardine

Prager, no. Mohammed was said to have contracted for the marriage when Aisha was nine; under the tribal law, the contract became a marriage when it was consummated, which was when she was fourteen or fifteen, young by our standards but commonplace in the rural South of our own country by mid-twentieth century. He married women (the only way of associating with them without scandal) for their talents, having among them physicians, social workers, military strategists, and- in Aisha- a budding legal mind (she became a judge after his death). I don't know if he ever married an ugly woman, but according to tradition, he never married a dumb one

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