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I am having to heavily censor what I know and have seen because of two reasons. The Russians will get seriously upset with me if I reveal too much information. And also the information I have is not for a general audience nor for a child audience. It involves a lot of graphic, disturbing, sexually explicit, illegal, upsetting and shocking information.

But here is a milder and censored version of it. The Draconian Reptiles have contacted earth militaries and government authorities, because the Reptilians have a thing for leadership figures so they will naturally want to talk to humans who are in charge of things here. The militaries of the US, Japan, and Russia, are all in close dealings with the Draconian Reptiles.

The Reptilians and militaries of earth are in agreements and trading systems. Reptilians get women like me as egg donors for their hybrid programs. Basically, the Reptilians have their team of Dinosaurs, Orions, Zetas and Thubans to extract my egg cells and they mix in Zeta, Dinosaur, or even Draconian genetics with mine so to make a hybrid that is a mixture of alien and human. The children also have a father who is most often an Illuminati hybrid himself.

The militaries and aliens all regard me as some strange alien. I am told I have twelve strands of DNA. The Reptilians are highly selective in terms of the human DNA they are after. First of all, my Reptilians will only use Caucasian and Nordic, to be more exact, Finnish, DNA, and I am a 100% Finnish. But there is also something very extra about my DNA because I have heightened psychic skills. The aliens are scrambling to find my genes that enable these skills. They also want to incorporate my feet into the hybrid generation because the hybrid children have problems with their feet. But other than that the hybrids should be pretty much their alien predecessor.

"Russian MILABS", Orion-Mind-Project 31 Comments [7/19/2012 3:44:20 AM]
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Submitted By: shykid
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Adey

"Straight Jacket to Ward 2, Stat."
Russian MILABS is using the ward computer again.

7/19/2012 4:44:59 AM

shykid


7/19/2012 4:52:39 AM

Joules

It's rather sad when individuals feel so... inferior? non-special? unloved? that they have to convince themselves of such complete nonsense in order to feel a sense of self-worth.

Either that or they're nuts. Or trying out an s-f idea for a plot, in which case, don't give up the day job.

7/19/2012 5:02:54 AM

Grimsoncrow

This is hands-down the most bizarre female wank fantasy I've read in many, many years.
Kudos to you,MILABS, and enjoy your lizard boy- toys!

7/19/2012 5:10:39 AM

John_in_Oz

Aliens can be deterred from stealing your DNA if you take your meds. They're kind of like demons that way.

7/19/2012 5:17:41 AM

Meishayuri

"I don't take my medication anymore because the Russians are tuning into my daily life through my fillings in my teeth. When I least expect it a reptilian is going to tap me on the shoulder and steal my 12 strands of DNA."

(dramatic pause)

"Shhh, the orderly is coming!"

7/19/2012 5:59:51 AM

Leighton Buzzard

Mad. Although I'm quite prepared to believe Putin is a reptile, actually.

7/19/2012 6:04:49 AM

Doubting Thomas

Chemtrails! Where do chemtrails fit into all this?

Again, reading stuff like this really makes me wonder if the people who write it really believe it and are therefore insane, are playing a one-up game with other conspiracy believers in order to gain acceptance and possibly be looked upon as a leader, or are trolls just getting the conspiracy nuts going for the lulz.

7/19/2012 7:02:34 AM

Brendan Rizzo

You are quite the narcissist, you know that, right?

Also:

First of all, my Reptilians will only use Caucasian and Nordic, to be more exact, Finnish, DNA, and I am a 100% Finnish.

Say that you are Nordic to the Svecomans. They will not believe you.

7/19/2012 7:04:39 AM

Ebon

Dude, take your damn meds.

7/19/2012 7:24:52 AM

Indicible

More DNA strands than normal. Heightened psychic abilities. Some genetic problems affecting the skeleton.

Two solutions. Either you're a Mayfair, or you're nuts. Take your pick. But think carefully.

7/19/2012 9:06:09 AM

Filin De Blanc

"The Reptilians are highly selective in terms of the human DNA they are after. First of all, my Reptilians will only use Caucasian and Nordic, to be more exact, Finnish, DNA, and I am a 100% Finnish"

As if ordinary white supremacist weren't bad enough, now we have alien ones?

7/19/2012 9:50:17 AM

shykid

Also, Finnish you say? Do the aliens want you for UFOPORNO? Suomi on Euroopan Japani, I swear...

7/19/2012 10:10:00 AM

Meeeh

Yepp -100% certifiable!

7/19/2012 10:16:45 AM

Tatsukun

Japan doesn't have a military... oh and aliens aren't real. Good luck with your therapy, I hope it can help you.

7/19/2012 10:36:08 AM

nazani14

Let's not write him off too quickly. If a reptile could giggle, it'd sound like Mitt Romney.

7/19/2012 10:54:27 AM

Dayvan Cowboy

This is Bob.
Bob was feeling small.
Then he found Enzyte and unlocked up to twelve stands of alien DNA.

7/19/2012 11:57:20 AM

Papabear

If the Russians were going to be upset with you because of what you know, you would have been dealt with already. Failing that, your telling everyone that you have knowledge for which the Russians would get "seriously upset" with you having, only begs them to get seriously upset with you. Howeevr, seeing as how your information involves Draconian Reptiles, Orions, Zetas, Thubans and their cross-breeding with humans, I think your pretty safe. F*cking nuts, but safe.

7/19/2012 12:57:21 PM

Karana

You should have continued to censor yourself and not written any of this.


7/19/2012 3:38:52 PM

Reynardine

The only thing missing is how these reptiles are Merovingian. I have a trace of Merovingian ancestry, and I deny I am a reptile. Please pass the candied flies.

7/19/2012 4:28:01 PM

Grimsoncrow

Wait, I missed the "Finnish" part! (I guess my eyes skip paragraphs in self- defense)-I think I may know who this is...She was interviewed in "Radio Rock" earlier this summer, and almost made me drive off the road laughing...She believes EVERY SINGLE possible conspiracy theory, including ones that directly contradict one another.Unbelievable decree of delusion and paranoia.Her lectures apparently sell well, though.

7/19/2012 9:20:53 PM

Noneofyourbusiness

"I am having to heavily censor what I know and have seen because of two reasons."

Ah, yes. Indicate you know more than you can say, so you can make stuff up at will.

7/19/2012 10:05:58 PM

antiname

I see words, but all I'm reading is

"Look at me! I'm special! And Important! LOOK AT ME AND PAY ATTENTION TO ME!"

7/20/2012 12:27:51 AM

J. James

Lady you crazy. Reptiles do NOT WANT TO FUCK YOU. That is not how biology works. Neither is "twelve strands of DNA".

7/20/2012 7:45:07 AM

the_ignored

About #1425601 -- Dayvan Cowboy's post:

Am I the only one who's more freaked out by "Bob's" face than about the actual post* itself?

*which I found amusing, by the way.

7/20/2012 8:43:23 AM
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