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#1426366
Leighton Buzzard
OK, I'm actually prepared to believe this one. Best explanation for bronies I ever heard.
7/22/2012 6:22:27 AM
#1426392
Leander
Funny: yes
Paranoid: not really
Conspiracy: maybe
7/22/2012 6:47:42 AM
#1426399
SaneChick
I think my brain just malfunctioned.
What? What?
7/22/2012 6:54:39 AM
#1426400
Stonespiral
Oh come on! It's the first cartoon with actual plot lines and a real attempt at character development in years! It also has Derpy!
You cannot deny the Derpy Hooves.
Ever.
7/22/2012 6:54:42 AM
#1426418
Filin De Blanc
I don't think this is supposed to be a serious conspiracy theory.
Also, Rarity is best pony and no brainwashing was needed to get me to admit that.
7/22/2012 7:10:37 AM
#1426434
ChakatBlackstar
As far as I'm concerned that is the best use of brain-washing ever. All hail Celestia!
7/22/2012 7:35:17 AM
#1426450
Nerikull
You...will...OBEY DERPY!
^^ Look, it's a damned good series, and I'm not ashamed to be a brony.
As for the posting...consider where it came from.
7/22/2012 8:10:37 AM
#1426457
Renardine
At Moonfront Republic, we have people telling us how to run the country who can't even spell "Senator".
7/22/2012 8:23:09 AM
#1426464
jsonitsac
If the CIA wanted more funding for its mind control program wouldn't it be easier to use it on the Senator?
7/22/2012 8:39:50 AM
#1426481
Gabriel LaVedier
Derpy is best mommy, I think we can all agree on that. Best pony is hard to say. Hint: It's Luna. Luna. Especially English Renaissance Luna.
7/22/2012 9:01:52 AM
#1426484
Percy Q. Shunn
OK, I'll bite; just what exactly do you want done about Chief Justice Roberts? He's the guy you feverishly masturbated about when Bush nominated him. Has he not done what you expected? Has he not made decisions on the Constitutionality of every case put before the Supreme Court?
7/22/2012 9:04:40 AM
#1426490
Brendan Rizzo
Oh come on, this is actually pretty funny. Even more so in that RKae can't properly spell. I don't think he was being serious.
7/22/2012 9:12:20 AM
#1426492
I don't know if this is a joke or not, but it sure is funny! BTW, you misspelled "Senator".
7/22/2012 9:14:27 AM
#1426508
Veras_the_Brujah
This is pretty damn funny.
7/22/2012 9:31:55 AM
#1426519
Doubting Thomas
Actually, "Bronies" are a pretty good argument for the existence of mind control. That's the only way I can explain the phenomenon. And I'm not talking about guys who just watch "My Little Pony," I mean the ones who go to conventions and dress up as their favorite characters.
7/22/2012 9:43:14 AM
#1426558
J. James
I'm actually inclined to believe this. A man's pride and bravado is the most powerful force known to humankind next to the wrath of a woman scorned, and yet a nominally good show for little 6-year-old girls can defeat that? I don't buy it. Not for a minute. There has to be something more to it than that.
7/22/2012 10:48:38 AM
#1426594
Filin De Blanc
"A man's pride and bravado is the most powerful force known to humankind next to the wrath of a woman scorned, and yet a nominally good show for little 6-year-old girls can defeat that? I don't buy it. Not for a minute. There has to be something more to it than that."
The shackles of "masculinity" are being cast off. Viva la revolution!
7/22/2012 12:13:51 PM
#1426632
rallymodeller
Nope -- I sort of agree with this one.
And the first cartoon with a plot and real attempts at character development in years? Man, you need to see more anime.
7/22/2012 2:10:04 PM
#1426656
thatotherguy
I doubt that this is true. That being said, I really, really hope it is. Not because I think there's anything wrong with being a fan of MLP, but because it would be pretty funny.
7/22/2012 3:14:52 PM
#1426659
The fist western cartoon that's actually any good since MEGAS XLR.
7/22/2012 3:20:26 PM
#1426662
Sporkman!
Okay, this is the funniest damn conspiracy theory I have ever heard.
@Doubting Thomas: There are weird people like that in every fandom, I think. It's just more noticeable in some of them.
7/22/2012 3:23:16 PM
#1426675
TheDagda
@filin de blanc
Rarity? Screw that fat whore.
Fluttershy=superior
7/22/2012 3:47:38 PM
#1426685
Rhowena
@#1426659
No love for Avatar: the Last Airbender?
7/22/2012 5:02:30 PM
#1426688
Filin De Blanc
"Rarity? Screw that fat whore."
How dare you insult the fair lady's honour!?
7/22/2012 5:20:55 PM
#1426709
I admittedly don't get the whole brony thing, but don't we all have certain beloved shows/books/games that we're a little too old for? Don't be so quick to judge.
That said, this is a really witty quote.
7/22/2012 7:04:28 PM
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