RKae #conspiracy moonbattery.com

Senetor: “We’re thinking of cutting funding for your mind control program.”

CIA Guy: “But it’s coming along brilliantly!”

Senetor: “We need some proof.”

CIA Guy: “Well— um— OK! How ’bout this? We’ll get some grown men to become devoted fans of ‘My Little Pony!’ Will that show you how damned effective our new system is?”

Senetor: “My God! If you can do that, then we’ll shovel heaps of money at you! —And can you do something about Justice Roberts, too?”

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