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[This is from Springmeier's introduction to the wharrgarbl conspiracy book The Illuminati Formula Used to Create an Undetectable Total Mind Controlled Slave.].

The Illuminati have secretly put in base programming that allows them ultimate control over many of the other groups’ slaves. This will be described within this book. For both the ease of reading and the ease of writing, I have dispensed with most footnotes. To provide my sources would double the size of the book, and many of them are confidential. (In the past, when I have attempted crediting information, some people have gotten bruised feelings for having been passed over or for being named. When information comes in from several sources, it becomes difficult to pass out credit.)

Fritz Springmeier, The Illuminati Formula Used to Create an Undetectable Total Mind Controlled Slave 14 Comments [7/24/2012 6:21:35 AM]
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Submitted By: Wykked Wytch
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farpadokly

How convenient. That allows you to make stuff up left, right and centre.

7/24/2012 6:28:07 AM

Stonespiral

That's code for 'I pulled it all from my ass'.

7/24/2012 6:38:07 AM

Filin De Blanc

"Undetectable Mind Controlled Slave".

Kinky.

7/24/2012 8:18:45 AM

thatotherguy

You might want a shorter title.

Like, "Some Nonsense that I couldn't source."
"Or The Illuminati are Bullshit – but that won't stop me"

7/24/2012 8:20:00 AM

Ebon

The Illuminati hasn't existed for centuries. Wake up.

7/24/2012 8:42:04 AM

Flah

Fritz sure is considerate. I think a more considerate thing to do would be to ask these "sources" whether they'd like to be mentioned in the book, since they're clearly so sensitive about these kinds of things.

7/24/2012 8:47:31 AM

RinellaWasHere

I love the constant "I must protect my sources" explanation for lack of any damn proof.

Silly Springmeier, the big bad Illuminati can't get your imaginary friends.

7/24/2012 10:15:06 AM

Indicible

So the Illuminati are in fact the Borg.
As for the lack of sources, the assembled works of Jean-Luc Picard are not well regarded in the scientific community. This might well explain that.

7/24/2012 11:45:06 AM

Raised by Horses

"You'll just have to believe me."

No. Go away.

7/24/2012 6:23:54 PM

anevilmeme

Illuminati? Fucking seriously?

7/24/2012 6:55:11 PM

J. James

Of course he can't provide sources. Oh, he HAS sources all right, at least he believes he does. His "sources" are the connections his fevered little mind draws between unrelated external events. His "sources" are probably Napoleon's banishment to Elba, a derailment in India, the Interwebs, Joseph Goebbels, and that coffee stain on the dresser drawer that for the love of GOD was not there yesterday.

7/24/2012 11:48:45 PM

Grimsoncrow

Is this going to be about telepathy through buttsex again? Thats one of my all- time favorite theories...

7/25/2012 4:54:31 AM

Imp

I'm sorry, but you lost all credibility as soon as you suggested that the Illuminati still exist.

7/26/2012 11:04:05 AM



Yeay. I'm sure [eyeroll] Can we get the formula are you just lying to make money?

6/1/2013 3:27:52 AM
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