Fritz Springmeier, The Illuminati Formula Used to Create an Undetectable Total Mind Controlled Slave

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[This is from Springmeier's introduction to the wharrgarbl conspiracy book The Illuminati Formula Used to Create an Undetectable Total Mind Controlled Slave.].

The Illuminati have secretly put in base programming that allows them ultimate control over many of the other groups’ slaves. This will be described within this book. For both the ease of reading and the ease of writing, I have dispensed with most footnotes. To provide my sources would double the size of the book, and many of them are confidential. (In the past, when I have attempted crediting information, some people have gotten bruised feelings for having been passed over or for being named. When information comes in from several sources, it becomes difficult to pass out credit.)

Fritz Springmeier, The Illuminati Formula Used to Create an Undetectable Total Mind Controlled Slave 13 Comments [7/24/2012 6:21:35 AM]
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Submitted By: Wykked Wytch

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#1427081

farpadokly

How convenient. That allows you to make stuff up left, right and centre.

7/24/2012 6:28:07 AM

#1427085

Stonespiral

That's code for 'I pulled it all from my ass'.

7/24/2012 6:38:07 AM

#1427131

Filin De Blanc

"Undetectable Mind Controlled Slave".

Kinky.

7/24/2012 8:18:45 AM

#1427133

thatotherguy

You might want a shorter title.

Like, "Some Nonsense that I couldn't source."
"Or The Illuminati are Bullshit – but that won't stop me"

7/24/2012 8:20:00 AM

#1427151

Ebon

The Illuminati hasn't existed for centuries. Wake up.

7/24/2012 8:42:04 AM

#1427154

Flah

Fritz sure is considerate. I think a more considerate thing to do would be to ask these "sources" whether they'd like to be mentioned in the book, since they're clearly so sensitive about these kinds of things.

7/24/2012 8:47:31 AM

#1427223

RinellaWasHere

I love the constant "I must protect my sources" explanation for lack of any damn proof.

Silly Springmeier, the big bad Illuminati can't get your imaginary friends.

7/24/2012 10:15:06 AM

#1427272

Indicible

So the Illuminati are in fact the Borg.
As for the lack of sources, the assembled works of Jean-Luc Picard are not well regarded in the scientific community. This might well explain that.

7/24/2012 11:45:06 AM

#1427397

Raised by Horses

"You'll just have to believe me."

No. Go away.

7/24/2012 6:23:54 PM

#1427403

anevilmeme

Illuminati? Fucking seriously?

7/24/2012 6:55:11 PM

#1427442

J. James

Of course he can't provide sources. Oh, he HAS sources all right, at least he believes he does. His "sources" are the connections his fevered little mind draws between unrelated external events. His "sources" are probably Napoleon's banishment to Elba, a derailment in India, the Interwebs, Joseph Goebbels, and that coffee stain on the dresser drawer that for the love of GOD was not there yesterday.

7/24/2012 11:48:45 PM

#1427469

Grimsoncrow

Is this going to be about telepathy through buttsex again? Thats one of my all- time favorite theories...

7/25/2012 4:54:31 AM

#1428025

Imp

I'm sorry, but you lost all credibility as soon as you suggested that the Illuminati still exist.

7/26/2012 11:04:05 AM