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The Higgs Boson Doesn't Exist

No comment, no need. Nobody likes an I-told-you-so. But we did tell you.

I wish that scientists were virtuous people seeking the truth. I think the better portion of them were just that back before it became an industry and a nice living. The body snatcher pod people took over and pushed the good ones right out of the field altogether.

The truth is, most orthodox "scientists" nowadays are the scum of the earth. The scum of the earth. They are blood-sucking humanoid mimics leeching funding off anybody dumb enough to fall for their act.

The CERN collider is possibly one of the biggest scienmajistical frauds in human history. They should shut the place down and convert it into a skateboard park for all the good that is going to come of that dump.

Texas Arcane, Vault-Co 26 Comments [7/24/2012 8:27:53 AM]
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fishtank

So you are butthurt because you are too dumb for advanced physics, did I catch that right?

7/24/2012 8:39:50 AM

Ebon

You're just pissed that people are smarter than you.

7/24/2012 8:41:09 AM

Sergeant343

Oh no, science is one big conspiracy.

7/24/2012 9:34:03 AM

John_in_Oz

I'd just like to wave to my fellow Fstdt'ers in the U.S. looking at his site at the same time as me. That's me at the bottom of Australia on his 'visitors globe'. It's a neat conceit.

7/24/2012 11:25:16 AM




Well, I guess leech people makes a change from Reptillians or Greys.

7/24/2012 1:02:08 PM

Shockna

Obviously doesn't understand science.

Scientists won't, and shouldn't, be disappointed if the Higgs doesn't exist. It simply means that we have more to study, and to learn. To refine our knowledge.

That's goddamn -exciting-, not disappointing.

Then again, isn't this the same moron who hates doctors?

7/24/2012 1:04:10 PM

Stonespiral

Tell us what? Weren't you nutjobs the ones ranting that CERN was going to open the gates to hell once the collider was turned on even though it had been used for months before you even found out it existed?

Besides, CERN is the main reason the internet model is useable across the globe without having to pay one single provider. They put their version of it into the public domain before anyone could privatize it(the model for the internet has many contemporary sources, there is no single person or group responsible for its rise on a global scale). I'd say that's a good show of their ethical conduct as a whole.

7/24/2012 2:49:53 PM

Raised by Horses

In other words, they turned down your application.

7/24/2012 6:22:06 PM

anevilmeme

Don't watch the news much do you.

7/24/2012 6:53:40 PM

Papabear

And you know the Higgs doesn't exist because you are the best mind in physics and have at your disposal the biggest particle collider earth?

7/24/2012 9:20:05 PM

J. James

I don't think that "I told you so" is the appropriate phrase. I think what you're looking for is ashamed silence, followed by embarrassment with a side of shut the FUCK up, loser.

7/24/2012 11:39:38 PM

Dr. Razark

You know, for someone with definitive proof overthrowing the Standard Model of particle physics, you should be publishing in a peer reviewed journal. Randomly posting bullshit on a web site isn't the sort of thing that gets Nobel Prizes.

7/25/2012 6:14:34 AM

Kamism

Um, why are my poedar acting all crazy?

Oh yea might have something to do with how everything is based on fallout series.....

7/25/2012 8:08:46 AM

Meeeh

I spent time at CERN back in the 80's and you are a certifiable idiot!

7/25/2012 9:58:18 AM

Doubting Thomas

The Higgs Boson Doesn't Exist

Wrong. They found it.

The truth is, most orthodox "scientists" nowadays are the scum of the earth. The scum of the earth.

Yet I'm betting you use all the conveniences of modern science. You even typed this on a computer connected to the internet. But it's not the scientists' fault that science is disproving the bible.

7/26/2012 8:53:28 AM

Karana

You said 'scienmajistical'. Your argument is invalid.

7/26/2012 6:52:52 PM

Giardano Bruno

The World Wide Web, which you have just used to demonstrate your relentless ignorance and astonishing stupidity, was invented at CERN.

7/28/2012 6:33:05 PM

BrianX

This bozo sockpuppeted his way into RationalWiki and tried to claim we were jealous of him. Now keep in mind his product, such as it is, is a system for running fallout shelters on spare computers. And keep in mind as well that you can fry a computer with a decent-sized EMP, like from, oh, I dunno, a nuclear explosion. And yet somehow he seems to think they need to be plugged in for that to happen, which is news to me given how little current you need to short out a MOSFET.

He isn't just garden variety crazy. He's dumb survivalist crazy.

8/7/2012 9:03:26 PM

fggdfdfg

"They should shut the place down and convert it into a skateboard park for all the good that is going to come of that dump."

you're an idiot, but when you said that every single neuron in my brain fired off in union saying AW YEAH.

8/11/2012 8:40:22 PM

fggdfdfg

"They should shut the place down and convert it into a skateboard park for all the good that is going to come of that dump."

you're an idiot, but when you said that every single neuron in my brain fired off in union saying AW YEAH.

8/12/2012 8:19:37 AM

Pebbles

Notice how CERN released one cryptic comment implying they discovered it, then they went radio silence ever since? They dont want anybody to know they didnt find sheeit.

8/22/2012 7:44:56 AM

Ebon

It's been found. We win.

9/2/2012 1:32:15 AM

Nilas

'Saps are like people, but worse.

4/8/2013 2:37:53 PM

Texas Arcane

HA HA The truth hurts quantum buttsex boyz. I thought the CERN jeeniuses would be collecting their fake Nobel prize this year.

They didn't find anything except proof that most of the people you can fool all of the time.

"Higgs Boson." Lifetime failure award for crappy science is all they won.

11/12/2014 12:27:57 AM

Kuno

They should shut the place down and convert it into a skateboard park for all the good that is going to come of that dump.

…he wrote on the WWW, invented and developed at CERN.

And that is even ignoring not only that they actually found a particle that is likely to be the Higgs boson, but also that if they would not have found it, it would be even more exciting for physicists because it would open even more venues of research.

@#1730023

I thought the CERN jeeniuses would be collecting their fake Nobel prize this year.

What the hell are you talking about? Peter Higgs and Francois Englert did receive the Nobel Prize in Physics in 2013, for their predictions about the Higgs boson.

They didn't find anything except proof that most of the people you can fool all of the time.

And also except a new particle with a mass at about 126 GeV/c², which is strongly suspected to be at least a form of Higgs boson.

And another new particle, named the ?b (3P) bottomonium state.

And new evidence regarding the various theories about supersymmetry.

But aside from all that (and the other stuff that has be developed and discovered because of CERN, see above), they didn’t find anything…

11/12/2014 1:15:06 AM
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