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The Higgs Boson Doesn't Exist

No comment, no need. Nobody likes an I-told-you-so. But we did tell you.

I wish that scientists were virtuous people seeking the truth. I think the better portion of them were just that back before it became an industry and a nice living. The body snatcher pod people took over and pushed the good ones right out of the field altogether.

The truth is, most orthodox "scientists" nowadays are the scum of the earth. The scum of the earth. They are blood-sucking humanoid mimics leeching funding off anybody dumb enough to fall for their act.

The CERN collider is possibly one of the biggest scienmajistical frauds in human history. They should shut the place down and convert it into a skateboard park for all the good that is going to come of that dump.

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