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Regarding scientist's plans to control Dengue Fever carrying mosquitoes by releasing large numbers of sterile males:

Hmmm... they took a page from Satan and all his promotion of homosexuality to damage God's creation. The word abomination (or Obama-nation) comes to mind.

NoProvision, RR 75 Comments [7/27/2012 6:30:04 AM]
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Submitted By: solomongrundy
WTF?! || meh
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Doubting Thomas

Since when does sterile equate with homosexual? Does every man who has a vasectomy start becoming attracted to guys?

And reducing spread of a disease harms God's creation? Screw God then.

7/27/2012 6:31:29 AM

Filin De Blanc

Oh sure, now you fuckers are for preserving the environment.

7/27/2012 6:36:02 AM

OhJohnNo

These guys cannot stop thinking about homosexuality.

7/27/2012 6:38:11 AM

RiJayden

Fundie Logic, gotta love it!
Have to agree with Doubting Thomas though: Just how did you jump from 'sterile' to 'homosexual'? Dafuq?

7/27/2012 6:38:35 AM

Mister Spak

Hmmmm... how did you get from point A to point B? Teleportation?



7/27/2012 6:40:19 AM

anevilmeme

This has to be a Poe, I refuse to believe a member of my species is really that fucking stupid.

7/27/2012 6:41:36 AM



If your obsession with gays is so intense that you can't even keep them out of a totally unrelated discussion about sterile male mosquitoes, I think it's probably time you came out of the closet already.

7/27/2012 6:53:36 AM

Leighton Buzzard

So, you'd rather have Dengue fever? It can be arranged.

7/27/2012 6:58:41 AM

rubber chicken

What's your plan to control Dengue Fever then ? Recite the Bible at the Mosquitos ?

7/27/2012 7:16:55 AM

Ebon

Your obsession is showing.

7/27/2012 7:18:37 AM

Arctic Knight

Damn, I had a vasectomy (I'm sterile) 18 years ago and no one ever told me I'm supposed to be gay now. I've missed out on all that homosexual sex over the years.

Edit: Also no one told me that Obama had anything to do with my vasectomy. I am so uninformed.

7/27/2012 7:21:25 AM

JohnTheAtheist

Gay mosquitoes? I am so confused.

7/27/2012 7:22:24 AM

Misterboston

And exactly HOW does President Obama have anything to do with this?

7/27/2012 7:31:50 AM

Thinking Allowed

Well, they could teach all those mosquitoes abstinence only.

7/27/2012 7:43:09 AM

beehummingbird

The sterile mosquitoes were developed by British scientists, so what has Obama got to do with this?

Also from here: http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/236849.php

"The idea is that a large number of sterile males are bred and then released into the target environment where they seek out and mate with wild females, competing with wild males in the process. When a wild female mates with a sterile male, she will have no offspring, thus reducing the population of the next generation."

If anything this promotes heterosexuality, as the plan actually depends on the male mosquitoes mating with female ones.

7/27/2012 7:52:25 AM

breakerslion

Dengue Fever and mosquitoes: all part of God's Plan®

I wonder sometimes how witless wonders such as NoProvision have not choked to death long ago, by attempting to swallow something they forgot to chew.

Oh, and Satan has pages? Are you sure you're not thinking of former Republican Congressman (Fla.) Mark Foley?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/09/29/AR2006092901574.html

7/27/2012 7:55:28 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Well, the scientists tried to teach them "abstinence only" before they resorted to sterilizing them. Unfortunately, purity pledges don't work for male mosquitoes any better than they work for fundies.

7/27/2012 7:55:55 AM

Passerby

How does this idiot get gay from sterile? And what the hell does Obama have to do with any of it?

7/27/2012 8:00:31 AM

CleverScreenName

Being sterilized makes you gay? Wow. I've been saying (quite seriously) for years that I wish I were gay. After all, I have no moral objection to it, I have no desire to have children, and gay men have as much sex as straight men WISH they had. So, yeah, being gay would be awesome. There would be no downside, and a huge upside.

Unfortunately, it clearly doesn't work. I had a vasectomy eight years ago. I still like women, and have no sexual interest in men. Damn you lying Rapture Ready nutjobs for getting my hopes up.

(And we know from the abysmal failure of ex-gay ministries that sexual orientation can't be changed, so I guess there's no hope for me. I'm stuck in the life of a straight man and all the infrequent sex that goes along with it.)

7/27/2012 8:05:17 AM

Filin De Blanc

Basically, Obama has been having gay sex with mosquitoes. That's what I got from this nonsense.

7/27/2012 8:13:40 AM

Skyknight

Suspicion: The "page" taken is "encourage sex that can't result in reproduction".

7/27/2012 8:19:47 AM

gaijinlaw

Gonna go with "Meh." This one obviously has some kind of reading comprehension problem and admitted his/her mistake when corrected. For RR the thread is actually kind of funny.

The best line:

"Couldn't a childless mosquito couple just adopt?"

7/27/2012 8:33:07 AM

The Anonymous

Obama, homosexuality, mosquitoes.

You really are incapable of thinking about anything besides gays and the black man in the White House, are you? Maybe, just maybe, you could come out?

7/27/2012 8:40:18 AM

QuasiRodent

Interesting, the other RR-ians corrected this person and they accepted it and admitted they were wrong. Huh.

7/27/2012 9:04:56 AM



Satan gets to reign over the Earth for 1000 years. read your bible.


7/27/2012 9:06:18 AM
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